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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Hiya PeterQuote by Calista
My party piece is dressing up as a girl and beating up Morbius with my crop
Errrrr... on seconds thought I think that is blue in my avatar.
Judy
This the one you're thinking of Judy?
C x
:eeek: Jesus. :shock: :shock:
nose-licking suddenly becomes sooooooooooo much more appealing! :lickface:
Quote by Marcuso
Only 6 sleeps to go.
consider this to be my 'I hereby bag a floorspace/ bed/ mirror/ plugpoint/ shower/ glass or two of punch & a coffee/ Vicky_UK breakfast (if I'm well enough!) in the morning'confirmation!
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Blatantly stolen from Marcuso, who blatantly stole it from Dambuster
Quote by HarryJones
Hey all Ive just clicked on darkfires link "Do you use MSN" and laughed my head off.
I thought I was seeing ghosts on a website, but some kind technical person explained what was happening but not as amusingly as on the link.
Thanks darkfire I owe you something for bringing me such amusement
Regards
Harry Jones
Not a problem hunny, it beats the nose licking trick hands-down!!
Mine's a pint, unless you have any better suggestions? :rascal:
Quote by Sarah
Bloody hell.... a blow up munch!
Could be interesting though, give Dambuster a little shove just as he wobbles and you could send him bouncing off the walls :lol2:
Also bearing in mind the amount of hot air that is created on the forum at times, the whole thing could take off on its own!
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nice one Sarah :giggle:
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
Being forward enough to ask for a shag
Awww, Freckledbird, have you got that problem too?
I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that one!
Believe it Rollo lol
, same 'difficulty' here ! 
- oh, another one: logging off SH without thinking 'ooo, i'll just check / look/ read/ reply/ update/ have a look at......' and then end up staying on another hour!
and - not being good at following user-name changes?
Quote by Vicky_uk
Oh and Marcuso Re Badges.....................be worried :censored: :rascal:........be VERY worried :twisted:
OMG!!!!....I just been talking to Ice in the chatroom and he says something about naked pictures o them.......now I'm getting REALLY worried. :scared:
Quote by Darkfire
Friday Bump!! :happy: :happy:
so thats bacon...eggs...sausage...tomatoes...mushrooms...bread...butter....milk....coffee....juice.... ciggies... nurofen....arnica.... redbull....
anything else to add to the sunday morning shopping list???
He He He !!!
I'll be taking my 2 little helpers shopping with me on Saturday for the bacon...eggs...sausage...tomatoes...mushrooms...bread...butter....milk....coffee....juice.... ciggies
nurofen....arnica.... redbull..........bring your own............lol
yes HP sauce I will make sure I put it in the trolley
Oh and who is cooking this breakfast ???
how come Ive got this deja vu feeling :shock:
Oooo well, if the shopping's taken care of already then I'm happy to cook ....
wait, stop, what am I saying :shock: .... surely will be far too hungover to cook?? hmmm, maybe someone should give me a nudge around 10am.... if i'm still unconcious call an ambulance!!
friday night: slight change of plan, i'll be on here, as usual, and cleaning carpets....when i can be bothered! there must be more to friday nights than cleaning carpets ffs!
saturday: looking after a friends *4* young children while she moves house :shock: , then gonna go help her unpack etc etc, bonfire/ housewarming party there in evening....saturday night, probably on here again!
sunday = car boot, weekly shop and housework
there must be more to friday nights than cleaning carpets ffs! saturday: looking after a friends *4* young children while she moves house :shock: , then gonna go help her unpack etc etc, bonfire/ housewarming party there in evening....saturday night, probably on here again!
sunday = car boot, weekly shop and housework
oooo, erm... surprise tickets for a city break in New York (or anywhere lol) for New Year
Cartier perfume :twisted:
the new Patricia Cornwell book (cos she's bound to release one at Xmas!)
sat nav
but I would love to come back from Xmas shopping to a house-makeover type thing, nothing too drastic, fresh paint, new carpets, new kitchen maybe..... lol
Cartier perfume :twisted:
the new Patricia Cornwell book (cos she's bound to release one at Xmas!)
sat nav
but I would love to come back from Xmas shopping to a house-makeover type thing, nothing too drastic, fresh paint, new carpets, new kitchen maybe..... lol
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Quote by Sarah
As diticated by HLB who is currently on the phone to me:-
Advise for newbiees (escpially for dumb camp blondes)
Never attempt anything technical without checking with TNH first
Other comments to follow tomorrow night, please watch this space,
Please make sure Darkfire, Sarah and others bump for me!
End of ditcation by HLB
Not a problem :twisted: :twisted:
sorry Dammy, mate, but when I've got a hornylittleblonde giving specific instructions...well, a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do
, especially clothes and Lush stuff (smelly handmade bath products) Quote by maidinheaven
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But when I met Tom who is ex-RAF and I started to meet his military and ex-military friends I started to get the impression that people with military training have a strength that people who have never been in the military don't have. Not just physcal but a mental calmness. A problem isn't a problem - just a question to be answered.
Sorry, I know that like all generalisations there is no rule. But it does seem to be so.
Mollie
That's exactly it - well, it is for me. Its that sense of 'power' ...ok, not 'power' as such, more like 'physical and inner strength'. Now i'm not saying that military personnel are not affected by some of the things they see, but its the mental calmness & strength that gets drilled in as part of the training that I find really magnetic.....that and *most* are very physically fit, run round with guns and look very nice in uniform
yep, that'll do nicely ta!, you seen the size of those hands??? :twisted:
