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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by AndyWolves
Strewth - that's an old thread that's been revived there!
Anyways, I just wanted to reitterate - if there's a BBW party happening, i NEED to be there!!!
(Just want NN and Darkfire all to myself though!!)
Seriously, if there is one being sorted, let me know - I'd love to see y'all!

Fuck! he beat me to it!! rolleyes rolleyes
oh god not again! lol
Kaz Kaz, get your ass in this thread hun!!
Calling AndyWolves, last call for AndyWolves.........
someone resurrected the BBW party thread !! :shock: , input required, party to plan!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Darkfire, please think about joining in, honeslty, if I can do some, so can you. If nothing else, go get stripped off and take the pics for your own pleasure because it really is a scream.
You would not believe the risks I have taken, one of the pics is next to where my Mum works, a couple being on the Main road through Meriden. All of them taken between and pm which isn't very late :lol2:
If you deleted the pics it doesn't matter but give it a go kiss

What'd ya think I've got, arms like Mr Tickle to hold the cam at a distance sufficient to fit me in shot?? get stripped off?? :shock: for my own pleasure?? :shock:
jesus someone pass me the JD this woman's scaring me now! :giveup: - I actually considered it as dooable for about 30 seconds too :shock:
smackbottom naughty Dark lol
:giggle:
I dont do pics confused
need a wide angle lens and a bloody good airbrush first! redface lol
I'm just not photogenic at all, which is a right ball-ache cos I've found a blinder for the signpost challenge thread! rolleyes
Quote by postie
bollox , we fucked that right up

Postie, as eloquent as ever, says what most other people are thinking! biggrin
I've done the whole Trick or Treat thing here tonight - in costume lol , daughter all excited cos other kids coming round, we've had baskets of sweets and apple bobbing in the front garden ......... had quite a few older ones too who looked at me in disgust for giving treats instead of money rolleyes with a bit of luck they'll get the hint and not bother coming on Bonfire Night! :evil2:
usually we have a sign on the door that says 'No Trick or Treaters cos my Mum's a real witch' :giggle: but I gave into her demands this year, its cost me a fortune in pumpkins and sweets to ply em all with sugar overloads, but its been fun ! :silly:
However, the whole trick or treat thing worries me - we've had children around 5 and 6 turn up unaccompanied tonight...wandering around the estate in the dark, freezing in daft flimsy costumes, knocking on complete strangers doors.....well, you know where I'm going with this .... - yes its been fun, but I wont be encouraging it next year.
Quote by AndyWolves
So does anyone want to show me where the front of the queue is?!?! lol

Shaz is at the front hunny somewhere in Leicestershire!......then it extends up to Derbys to me......... biggrin biggrin .....then it's over to Notts to Pepper .....
so, if ya place yourself strategically in the middle of the East Mids, should give you a fair chance! wink
fooks sake Markz - I'm so gullible I even clicked on that :doh:
and there was lil 'ole me thinkin someone was being really helpful to a non-gadget friendly gal like myself rolleyes
:silly:
rolleyes oooo someone always has to come along and blow the fantasy right out the water dont they! lol
I have a vanilla mate who's 13 inches, I kid you not, I've measured it - BUT - Kniphofia's quite right in the 'cant get fully hard' thing - all that blood rushing in one direction = sure fire way to pass out! rolleyes
ah well, that super freeze hold hairspray might come in useful for sommat after all lol
Quote by salt_n_pepper

ohh i dunno i was thinking of asking sharon to pass on the names of any 12+ men she may meet :rascal:

Oi NN, there's a queue you know!! rolleyes
lol
i would like to join this queue :twisted:
:happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :happy:
look at all the nymphos coming out to play now Shaz, its all your bloody fault!! innocent
ah well, should be plenty to go around :shock:
rotflmao
Quote by Sarah
I don't have one as I hate hate hate tea and coffee.........yuk...........
However I do have tea and coffee mugs for those who visit who do drink the stuff, flowers and fruit pattern on them

out of sheer curiosity Sarah, what do you drink then? :shock: , as in, what's your alternative to tea & coffee?
I dont have a particular mug I have to have, but I do have a fave, its one I got as a present with my old uni logo on it biggrin
but, I want one of these: a dunker mug :twisted:
biggrin
Hiya wave
It was major sensory overload, an incredible experience visually as well ... Was physically and mentally exhausted at the end of the evening. The nerves and the experience left me totally spent.

I see you've already experienced the Cafe & Chatroom rotflmao
you'll have some fun times here - Welcome!
Hiya wave
Nice intro! Welcome to the Cafe - come chill out with us in here, you'll soon get to know loads of people biggrin
and we're definatley vibrant lol
wink
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>>> runs off for some 'quiet time'
:twisted:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
how gross

ohh i dunno i was thinking of asking sharon to pass on the names of any 12+ men she may meet :rascal:
Oi NN, there's a queue you know!! rolleyes
lol
I really need one of these sat nav thingies -me -jobbies! possible new job has me covering a wide geographical area and I'm useless with a map! rolleyes Am sooooooo not technically minded or into gadgets either redface
so, can anyone recommend one I can take out the box, stick on dash, switch on, type in postcode, press go and voila?!
thats about as much as i'm capable of doing, i want instructions in a small, concise, understandable manual written in plain English, and I want the fooker to WORK!! lol
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Whilst originality is good, sometimes copying can also be cool - an archaeologist mate of mine has a copy of the shoulder tattoo found on the body of a northern-european barbarian queen preserved in permafrost (the one that's on Discovery channel a lot).

Wow - now, my 'thing' is tatts that have stories behnid them - it may not be an 'original' as in the first one ever done ever ever. :shock: .....but, as ideas and inspiration for tatts go, that's pretty damn original if ya ask me!
I'll have to do some research biggrin
Hiya
cant really help with the 'verification' thing - but your 'internal warning system' or gut instinct is the best verification in the world - if something just doesnt feel right , dont do it!
if she's genuine she wont mind giving you more time before you travel half way up the country.
You could always ask her (in private) if she knows anyone here - you could then talk to them (in private) - but this isnt reliable - go with gut instinct everytime, that why we have it!
ummm .....
In a New York penthouse on a sumptuously massive, carved bed.....
on the floor in the 6inch deep carpet...
in the marble bathroom....
over the conference table...
leaning on the window looking out over NY city....
:twisted:
14 inches and FAT ?????? :shock:
nope! rolleyes
but when ya find him Shaz send him over to me when ya done! :twisted:
Quote by wild rose and the stag
big fish lttle fish cardboard box
big fish lttle fish cardboard box

:laughabove: :laughabove: oooo its the rave thread again!
:crazy:
Quote by Deviated Prevert
Looks like it's going to be a good one.
Thought I'd resurrect this thread in order to pick the collective SH brain a bit.
I'm currently planning my first tattoo - I'm torn between a knee to ankle sleeve on my left leg (possibly extending on to my left foot if I'm feeling brave), or an upper arm sleeve on my left arm extending on to the shoulder. Either way it's probably going to be something fairly dark and not too complex, so it shows up through the fur. I'm very tempted by some of the tribal-style stuff I've seen, possibly with a celtic/norse theme.

Cant help ya with local recommendations hun, but in my opinion I'd go for the upper arm sleeve extending to shoulder :twisted: - black tribal is always pretty damn sexy on a guy (IMO) - but, the Norse theme sounds good - originality counts wjen it comes to tatts.