most certainly cant Steff!
i used to hate the stuff, but am recently developing quite a taste for it....neat, over ice....
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by berksbex
I have two rugby players :twisted: but they are both busy tonight!And I'm still miffed I missed the munch tonight......next time eh?
awww shite!definately next time
How can you mix JD and wine? :color: you will be feeling pretty awful in the morningLOL
Ohhh thats easy - double JD, neck it, have large wine waiting on bar to follow it down with :twisted: - bad head ? probably ! worth it? ohhhh yeahhhhh :twisted:
Congrats on the new job Lucy
I'm in the applications and interviews mess at the moment - and my worst nightmare is interviews. I'm going for the kind of post where ya get panel interviews by a row of stern looking people in suits peering over a bloody great big desk at you, sat on ya little chair in the middle of the room :uhoh: - and they fire questions at you left right and centre... :scared: ..in a random fashion so you have no idea what's coming next.....
I had one the other day - interview for 50 minutes, then stand up with OHP and give a 10 minute presentation on how you meet the criteria on the person specification .... and then another 10 mins of questions. :shock: Came out traumatised, sick as a dog on way home....havent heard back so am assuming I didnt get the post - and have 2 more like that to come next week :cry:
give me newbie at first munch nerves anyday!
I'm in the applications and interviews mess at the moment - and my worst nightmare is interviews. I'm going for the kind of post where ya get panel interviews by a row of stern looking people in suits peering over a bloody great big desk at you, sat on ya little chair in the middle of the room :uhoh: - and they fire questions at you left right and centre... :scared: ..in a random fashion so you have no idea what's coming next.....
I had one the other day - interview for 50 minutes, then stand up with OHP and give a 10 minute presentation on how you meet the criteria on the person specification .... and then another 10 mins of questions. :shock: Came out traumatised, sick as a dog on way home....havent heard back so am assuming I didnt get the post - and have 2 more like that to come next week :cry:
give me newbie at first munch nerves anyday!
Quote by TallSexyLondon
I think the easiest way if you are out of practice is to take control physically and tell her excatly what you are doing and why..and asking her lots of questions as you do, thereby getting her to interact with you leading the conversation...
Amen to that !! the asking questions as you do it bit is good - giving her some 'controlled' interaction ensures you're not barking up the wrong tree with all the 'you're a dirty slut arnt you' talk
standing behind her and 'growling' the 'this is what i'm gonna do to you and why' thing into her ear might work especially well
I think you're right Princess - its the first entry thing - the first couple of inches that does it....once you've stretched and open sufficiently to accomodate him, it is just like 'normal' sex with a 'bit bigger than average' cock
but, its that initial 'stretched' and 'full' feeling I think Sharon's after........am I right hun?
but, its that initial 'stretched' and 'full' feeling I think Sharon's after........am I right hun?
Quote by sharon_2005
...He told me he would like to see me tied up then get screwed real hard and deep by a guy with a real big dick he said over 9 inch with at least a 5 inch girth :shock: ... As the day has gone on i have really been thinking about this and its made me horny all day
So the question is....
Do you ladies or guys think this is an abnormal fantasy ??
P.S - while you're in the throws of the 'being taken by a massive cock' fantasy, try subsituting that feeling for being fisted. Cummin' buckets while tied to a table??? you aint seen nothing yet!
As far as fisting is concerned, we tried it and he couldn't get his hand up
...Trust me, we have experimented loads but this is something we cant try with out the aid of another :twisted:
Hun he doesnt have to get his hand up - I cant take a fist either - but believe me, if you're imagining being stretched and struggling to take a massive cock when he's actually attempting to make you take fist (ok ok or multiple fingers) ...well, the sensation is very similar ....
....as far as its ever gonna be without the real thing anyway lolnot that I'd know...purely speculation you understand
Quote by Sexysteph
Hehehehehe you want the phone number of a guy who is 14 inches and easily 6 inches girth? or his email address.
Ex rugger player - very fit
Whats it worth
/goes to double check her old contact list
Hmmm - now 14 inch is a bit.........big :scared:
i read that and ran a mile
then caught a glimpse of
Ex rugger player - very fiton my way out the door......and am now back :twisted:
I can barter when needs be Steph, whats ya asking price? :twisted:
Quote by sharon_2005
Had replies by email and pm already :shock:
:shock: :shock: well if ya get any who are genuinely 9x5.....point em in the direction of my pm button ! :twisted:
Already got an email of a guy with just over 9 inch and over 5 inch girth but was to far away
Darkfire <<<<<<<<<will travel for right length and circumference :twisted:
Quote by dambuster<<<<not a bloody chance hun
Hiya
and Welcome to SH!
and will try and behave myself.
Dark xx
(not too tight to buy a bifem a drink when she wants one! )
So . . . .
You'll only buy a drink if you want a bifem ?????????
Nah - but if the lady would like a drink who am I to argue?
I'll buy drinks for anyone if I feel the need......usually feel the need more often with bifems is all ! :twisted:
Pint was it hunny? :cheers:
Quote by sharon_2005
...He told me he would like to see me tied up then get screwed real hard and deep by a guy with a real big dick he said over 9 inch with at least a 5 inch girth :shock: ... As the day has gone on i have really been thinking about this and its made me horny all day
So the question is....
Do you ladies or guys think this is an abnormal fantasy ??
Sharon it aint abnormal hun
although sometimes these things that blow our minds are better off in our heads cos the reality very rarely works out to be how we think it will - imagination is a powerful tool, and i'm inclined to say far more powerful than a 9 x 5 inch cock :twisted:
P.S - while you're in the throws of the 'being taken by a massive cock' fantasy, try subsituting that feeling for being fisted. Cummin' buckets while tied to a table??? you aint seen nothing yet!
Quote by Deviated Prevert
I'd have more sympathy for any sort of ban if the scientific body of evidence related to the dangers of smoking could be said to be unbiased and representative. Unfortunately over the past 15 years there has been a huge bias in the funding and reporting of research against anything that says anything other than the medical profession's party line that smoking is really bad and causes pretty much everything that could go wrong with you.
As it is, I feel like I'm being picked on as an easy target for politicians and health campaigners who're too scared to actually tackle problems that might make a real difference to people's health - like industrial and transport pollution, poor housing, poverty, etc. I don't like being picked on and fed propaganda, and thus have no intention of giving up.
Have quoted much of what you had to say DP cos this is exactly how I feel about this bloody ban - especially the highlighted bits.
and yes, i might be a stubborn cow but while I dont mind vacating the table/ room etc etc in order to enjoy my cigarette and not subject others to my smoke, I sure as shite wont role over and take a ban because I'm (the smoker) on the recieving end of the lastest 'ooooo you musnt do that its bad for you' propaganda.
then again, most of what I'd have added to this thread NN has already said:
what really pisses me off tho and sorry to go off track a little here is, the goverment make million ever year out of the taxes on tobacco products, if everyone stopped smoking the country would fall on its arse in a matter of months, its just a case of having to be seen to care they don't really want you to stop smoking, where would they get the money from to replace the taxes they would loose if we all did? people moan about smokers but they will moan even more when their pay pack is short every month cause they decide to recover the lose thro our wages, personally thats not a price i would be willing to pay i'd sooner people smoke than my taxes go up
a standing ovation for that woman if you please
Quote by Amber
do you think its time the sale of fireworks other than to licenced displays should be outlawed ?
every year :
animals are injured either accidentally or diliberately
children get burned and or disfigured
all animals get scared silly by the noise
property and vehicles get damaged
is it really neccesary ?
I don't like fireworks for all the above reasons......as I recently stated in a similar thread not long ago. They should be banned from sale to anyone other than organised fire displays..."
I'll second this!
We've had bloody fireworks going off nightly with the run up to Bonfire night where I live for 3 weeks already. There's a local 'specialist' store which sells the damn things all year round - and while ya kinda expect to hear a few bangs on New Years eve or other date of significant occasion - I dont want my daughter woken at 11pm by some twat down the road setting fireworks off mid-August. Nor do I want my (usually nasty as hell) dog cowering under my desk having palpitations and needing vetinary medication to stop her having a frigging heart attack. Nor do I want to be locking my cats indoors each night because I live in an area where it's quite likely they'd come crawling home in agony and missing a tail. And this happens year in, year out, all year bloody round!
If fireworks (and as has been quite rightly pointed out, these are explosives) were only sold to experienced pyrotechnics for the purpose of organised displays for November 5th I'd be a happy bunny. My daughter doesnt miss out on the 'celebrations', we travel miles and dont mind paying for the priviledge of seeing a proper display in a controlled environment where I feel she is safe.
It's not really about bowing to a nanny state - its about stopping kids and people who have no regard for the safety and welfare of others (including animals) getting hold of them.
Am I the only one who's reading this thinking " :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: "
I havent ventured into the chatroom yet.......so cant knock it til I've tried it ..........but.....FFS!!!
chatroom? :scared: :scared:
nope, I'm neither brave nor techie-minded enough for that!!
*plus I'm thick and most of this thread just makes nooooo feckin sense to me whatsoever! *
I havent ventured into the chatroom yet.......so cant knock it til I've tried it ..........but.....FFS!!!
secret commands
/nick <newnick> = change nick into something new
I have ago every now and then but get frustrated at people "blinging" me without asking, when I haven't even got as far as saying hello.
so where do you type this command..........is it in the message bar IN the chatroom or before you go in the chatroom. This part confuses me!!
/notice <nickname> <message> = sends a private message to a chatter which is displayed in the main chat room. this is ideal when you has to say something, but dont really want to chat away from the main room.
Ideal until you forget to add it at the front (and you will) and send a highly embarrassing private message to the whole room.
chatroom? :scared: :scared:
nope, I'm neither brave nor techie-minded enough for that!!
*plus I'm thick and most of this thread just makes nooooo feckin sense to me whatsoever!
* 
she's doing that parallel thinking thing again