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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by sleazy
Love thunderstorms and lightening (especially good powerful forked lightening - not just these measly little flashes we get usually)
and there's nothing quite like good passionate sex in the pouring rain with thunder claps rumbling and lightening streaking the sky (oooo, she's getting all theatrical now) - preferably out in the open so you feel the sting of the rain hitting your skin - none of this hiding in caravans business for me lol :twisted:
Fancy a ride out to monsal head next time there is a thunderstorm hun ? lmao
:happy: :happy: :grin: Monsal Head, car bonnet, thunderstorm....... now how can a gal say No to that? :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
*bumping for HLB* :twisted:
Thanks Dark fire :thumbup:
Quote by dambuster
I think my laptop might just break tomorrow.
Oh what a shame it's working... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just wondering how you distinguish between:
a. Finicky
b. Neurotically Organised (as in Monica out of Friends)
c. Eccentric
d. Camp
Oh dear DB's back from the shop and appears to have bought me about 20 bars of chocolate out of the goodness of his heart
oh such blatant bribery!PMSL here
*holds sides* Quote by The Dukes
Well seen i've not had chance to meet anyone yet till my first Munch. I have drawn up a short list though:
Sexysteph (the 1st one to pm me)
darkfire (weve had a few chats)
Then the following via forums
Naughtynymphos1(sounds great fun)
Debbiewebs (would love to get caught)
kazswollows (love the name)
hornyred (if dino says she's great she must be)
alexandra (sounds like fun)
sarah(yes please)
blue (would tomorrow)
vix (Wooow)
The list could go on and on, but there my top 10 at the moment.
something wrong with ya PM button then hun? :twisted:
Quote by Alexandra
Oh God - Mr Darcy.........
still in his wet shirt
on the bank of the lake....
Sorry....
I need a bit of 'private time'
You need private time ??? I've got mental images of the wet-shirted Mr Darcy and bodice-ripping Lady Chatterley's lover........lifted petticoatsand breeches round ankles,....well-hung stable lads......
phew eeeeeee *mops brow with ladies 'kerchief* its getting warm in here :twisted:
Quote by berksbex
On that balcony at Buckingham Palace....bent over it preferably! And with two well hung stable lads with their britches round their ankles. :rascal:
Now that would be momentous.
wanna make that a 4sum hun? sounds very appealing actually!Why stop at 4?
Actually just had a thought, it's all very Jane austin isn't it, with the britches and stable lads....lets go the whole hog and get Mr Darcy involved :twisted:
oooo jane austin, I'm in!
call for Mr Darcy, I'm off to find my petticoat! :twisted:
Quote by Basket Case
Being a relative newbie I don't think I'm in a position to give a list yet. But anyway here goes.
From avatars, ads and posts Alexandra and NaughtyNymphos1 would both be on it.
As would Darkfire, Blonde, SexySteph, Sierra, BiWelshMinx, Lady FeeBee, Chardonnay and DreamerHelen. I'm sure there are others, but those are the ones that spring to mind at the moment.
I think I need a munch.
Basket Case
The sympathy vote wins again!
I was liking it in the billy no mates corner though - there's more of us in there so oddly enough more chance of a shag!
i might fence-sit a while !! :twisted:
Quote by Alexandra
Have now thought about this a bit more and been looking through the forum and from avatars and posts and from a newbies perspective here is my list......
Debbiewebs
Chardonnay
givemeahug
Sarah
debz4u
onlyme
HornyRed
Amber
Blue
Vix
kazswallows
Ambridge Anne
Little Gem
princess swallows
Fernie Bee
now I think the real question is will any of them be interested in me!!
Another short (ok long, even) list that I didn't make it on! :cry:
or me m8, think we should set up a billy no m8s corner
LOL OKI me and you in billy no mates then!!!!
can I come in the billy no mates corner too? :cry: :giveup:
Love thunderstorms and lightening (especially good powerful forked lightening - not just these measly little flashes we get usually )
and there's nothing quite like good passionate sex in the pouring rain with thunder claps rumbling and lightening streaking the sky (oooo, she's getting all theatrical now ) - preferably out in the open so you feel the sting of the rain hitting your skin - none of this hiding in caravans business for me lol :twisted:
) and there's nothing quite like good passionate sex in the pouring rain with thunder claps rumbling and lightening streaking the sky (oooo, she's getting all theatrical now
) - preferably out in the open so you feel the sting of the rain hitting your skin - none of this hiding in caravans business for me lol :twisted: Having not yet met that many people here, I cant say I have a specific 'to do' list -
there are a few people I'd certainly like to meet in person at some point though....Tabbi, cos she totally intruiges me and I'm feeling the need to compare tatts! :twisted: .... Johneboy, just because .....Bistokid, to do the fellow 'alright mate' door handshake 
.....and a few other folk because I find their posts funny/ interesting etc. 
I'm gonna follow Harry Jones in saying:
there are a few people I'd certainly like to meet in person at some point though....Tabbi, cos she totally intruiges me and I'm feeling the need to compare tatts! :twisted: .... Johneboy, just because
.....Bistokid, to do the fellow 'alright mate' door handshake .....and a few other folk because I find their posts funny/ interesting etc. I'm gonna follow Harry Jones in saying:
Then like Amber I will retreat on the basis I am far too polite and diplomatic to name names, but hope that I am giving off strong enough mental vibes and thought transferrence when I meet some of the lovely off of here.
and what happened to the season of goodwill and all that?? Personally I fookin love Christmas!
dont get me wrong, I dont like the commercialism and hype but I'm a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to Christmas, I make my own garlands out of holly branches and ivy, do the whole domestic goddess thing and bake mince pies for guests .....and I even wear little flashing Rudolph nose earings
I love to hear kids singing at Carol Concerts and doing the whole 'magic of Christmas' thing on Christmas morning.....Bah humbug to all you non-Xmassy type people!!
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
well what was the outcome ???
I think Darkfire is leaning towards Cruella,providing she can find the right fake fur coat
Agggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh - further to phone-chat with said mate this afternoon, Cruella is also being done by someone else
so, now I'm really stuck!!Its gonna have to be something simple and easy like Morticia, given the amount of Halloween stuff available at the mo - Fiona from Shrek is also dooable cos I can get hold of mucho green face paint too......... but, if anyone has any last minute flashes of brilliance, feel free to suggest!! it has to be 'movies' themedthough!!
Quote by EagerSlut
Colours do affect the way you feel about yourself I agree playfuljojo
You should google 'colour therapy' luv, there's some psychology behind all this colour stuff!
also, if you're into alternative health etc, the Chakras are the energy centres of ya body, and different colours affect different Chakra - wayyyyy too long-winded to explain on here, but has some info
Quote by kazswallows
Hi hun, pink lady from grease, marilyn monroe.......picked up a quick link from ebay, these outfits go up to a size 20
I think Marilyn's already being done..........but I just cant see me in a white dress! bit too wedding-like for me!
nah, its just not me lol - I only do Dark!
Pebbs - Van Helsing looks good - chances of getting my ass into trousers/ catsuit or anything else that figure-hugging by Saturday are less than nil though! , but good suggestion! I seem to have gone a bit blank as to 'movies'.....
Rams - again, good suggestion - but its a catsuit! The only suit I'll be doing by saturday is a sumo fat suit a la Fern Britton's Ryvita Mini's advert! :twisted: - no movie theme there though.....
Eager - yup, now this is the kind of thing I'd go for usually - so, any suggestions as to how I fit this in with the 'movie' theme?? I've seen some ideas for 'Spiderella' - but who the fluck is that? (and i just know that someone's gonna be real smart now and say it's Spiderman's gf!)
, but good suggestion! I seem to have gone a bit blank as to 'movies'.....Rams - again, good suggestion - but its a catsuit! The only suit I'll be doing by saturday is a sumo fat suit a la Fern Britton's Ryvita Mini's advert! :twisted: - no movie theme there though.....
Eager -
yup, now this is the kind of thing I'd go for usually - so, any suggestions as to how I fit this in with the 'movie' theme?? I've seen some ideas for 'Spiderella' - but who the fluck is that? (and i just know that someone's gonna be real smart now and say it's Spiderman's gf!) Ok all you lovely people who've done the themed munch costumes and have creative minds....I need help here!!
I'm meant to be going to my mates 30th birthday on Saturday (vanilla) and the theme is 'Movies & Stars' :shock:
I havent got the cash to hire......I want something sexy (bearing in mind I'm a size 18/20 now so long skirt/trousers would be preferable.........and its being held in a Miners Welfare :shock: and I dont want to give anyone a heart attack! ....opportunity for corset-wearing welcome though! )
Mae West was 1 - but I hate wigs and I'm dark not blonde..... but I'm sure someone can come up with something better than that for me?!!
good ideas on a postcard please!
I'm meant to be going to my mates 30th birthday on Saturday (vanilla) and the theme is 'Movies & Stars' :shock:
I havent got the cash to hire......I want something sexy (bearing in mind I'm a size 18/20 now so long skirt/trousers would be preferable.........and its being held in a Miners Welfare :shock: and I dont want to give anyone a heart attack!
....opportunity for corset-wearing welcome though! )Mae West was 1 - but I hate wigs and I'm dark not blonde..... but I'm sure someone can come up with something better than that for me?!!
good ideas on a postcard please!
Quote by 34fun
see you women don't have these problems
Oh really ???? :shock: :shock:
well, we wont go into what happens when we're using those nasty applicator tampons then, and as ya insert one cardboard tube goes up inside the other occasionally trapping ya flaps in the process.... :shock:
and while I'm at it, anyone tried to pull one of those things out dry???
or tight thongs/gstrings that feel like cheesewire splitting ya in half - especially when driving/ sitting down somewhere that you cant immediatly get up and adjust yaself.....
and underwired bras, that have a mind of their own and decide to become un-underwired when one pops out and kebabs ya underarm.....
and lacey cupped bras that chafe nipples like sandpaper if ya dont use a bottle of Lenor everytime ya handwash them.....
and, i'm not even gonna mention childbirth :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
oh yeah, we ladies have it soooo easy
:shock: 