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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by marktheminx
as a couple of you are aware, i am into dragon lore, i am having my first dragon tattoo done on saturday, then the following tattoo of, yes you guessed it a dragon on my right calf in a couple of weeks. now the discussion point is this, who out there likes dislikes tattoos, if you have them, what are the of, if you dont have one, what would you have done?
do you find them a turn on or a turn off?
Tatts, dragons and turn-ons.......yup, sounds like a good combination to me!
how about this one?? :twisted:
(sorry, I cant enlarge it any further - but it's actually really good when you can see all the detailing! - nice 'eye' too
)OMG I bet that hurt!
you cant really tell from this pic but i've seen the big pic in close up and it aint body paint - its really real lol
local anaestetic (sp?) me thinks
or the guy's just a complete nutter!!
we all probably have loads of quirks we dont even realise - it's only when other people point them out........
I have several that I know of - the two main ones:
after lighting a cigarette, i hold the lighter in the hand i'm using to smoke with - and it stays there until finished, then I put it on table/ in bag/ in pocket etc :shock:
'bits in the bed' - if i can feel any 'bobbling' on sheets, or crumbs, or anything else that feels like 'bits', I have to strip the entire bed, flip the matress, put on clean bedding, the works , before i can get back in it and attempt sleep! :shock: someone pointed it out to me and i hadnt even conciously thought about it before.....apparently i'm like the princess and the pea story :shock:
oh - another one i've thought of - earrings. I rarely wear earrings unless going out - but i have been known to go all the way home for them on a night out if i've forgot to put em in - dont feel right without em :shock:
I have several that I know of - the two main ones:
after lighting a cigarette, i hold the lighter in the hand i'm using to smoke with - and it stays there until finished, then I put it on table/ in bag/ in pocket etc :shock:
'bits in the bed' - if i can feel any 'bobbling' on sheets, or crumbs, or anything else that feels like 'bits', I have to strip the entire bed, flip the matress, put on clean bedding, the works , before i can get back in it and attempt sleep! :shock: someone pointed it out to me and i hadnt even conciously thought about it before.....apparently i'm like the princess and the pea story :shock:
oh - another one i've thought of - earrings. I rarely wear earrings unless going out - but i have been known to go all the way home for them on a night out if i've forgot to put em in - dont feel right without em :shock:
I saw this thread....looked around me....decided not to bother.....
then looked again and thought well, public humiliation might spur me into cleaning up....maybe :shock:
on my desk I have....
the usual pc stuff - scanner, mouse, monitor, speakers, keyboard, phone, fax machine, broadband box thingy, cam....
and
3 diaries :shock:
1 full ashtray (old fruitbowl
)1 empty coffee mug, 1 half full coffee mug, 1 coaster...
pack of ciggies, 2 lighters, box matches
4 large piles of paperwork, 6 books, mail, letter tray full of old mail :shock:
1 hole punch, 1 stapler, box of document wallets
1 desk tidy full of pens and stuff (
@ desk tidy) 1 vanity case, 1 hairbrush, box of perfume, body spray, pack of paracetamol
1 greetings card, 2 framed photos
1 plate
a CD, 2 notebooks, mobile, chequebook
notepad and a sheet of a4 which doubles as a jotter/mousemat/coaster
and a couple of stray pens
Pass me a binbag please!!
Quote by seagull69
Even more psychic stuff
Jeez I must be getting stupider and stupider, or it must be that I can't be arsed! Does any1 know how this one works then?
Yes I do but you will kick yourself when you find out. My son got it first time. I felt such a twat
well!! i'm stumped!!! i have wayyyy too much time on my hands obviously cos i've just sat and done the magic cards one umpteen times for the last twenty minutes, and I'm still clueless as to how its done! I can usually beat these things when they're psychology based, perceptual set etc - so this one's got to be soooo simple its mind-blowingly complicated - know what I mean?
anyway, enlighten me please cos this is gonna drive me insane now til I know the secret!
Quote by teppic
as a couple of you are aware, i am into dragon lore, i am having my first dragon tattoo done on saturday, then the following tattoo of, yes you guessed it a dragon on my right calf in a couple of weeks. now the discussion point is this, who out there likes dislikes tattoos, if you have them, what are the of, if you dont have one, what would you have done?
do you find them a turn on or a turn off?
Tatts, dragons and turn-ons.......yup, sounds like a good combination to me!
how about this one?? :twisted:
(sorry, I cant enlarge it any further - but it's actually really good when you can see all the detailing! - nice 'eye' too
) I love the complimentary pm's too - doesnt everyone?? lol especially the ones where it's literally just a compliment (or thought, or rant....etc) because someone just feels compelled to send it, with no agenda.....
its the 'propositions disguised as compliments' PM's I dont particularly like - does that make sense?? just ask me straight out ffs, dont dress it up to be something it's not
Quote by kcshaggers
We think pm's that are complimentary or just to let someone know that you are thinking of them ( for whatever reason) are pretty special. It means that somone has taken time out to talk to you specifically....
:thumbup: That's what I meant lol, you just phrased it better
Quote by 34fun
it's got to be bad breath and body odour.
I'm afraid if someone can't take the time to freshen themselves up, and then expect you know what they have no respect !
yup - thats the main one for me - and garlic breath 
'serious' sex puts me right off too - you know, when you can just tell that someone's nervous and trying desperatly to impress....but trying to hard.....and making a right hash of it
I'd much rather them say 'fookin hell i'm dead nervous, sorryops' ..have a laugh about it together...chill out...and try again later : Quote by EagerSlut
I lurrrrrrrrve it!
I don't mind being propositioned either
UES :rascal: :rascal:
I love the complimentary pm's too - doesnt everyone?? lol
especially the ones where it's literally just a compliment (or thought, or rant....etc) because someone just feels compelled to send it, with no agenda.....its the 'propositions disguised as compliments' PM's I dont particularly like - does that make sense?? just ask me straight out ffs, dont dress it up to be something it's not
I love Cockney accents - although its pretty rare I'd get to hear a 'true cockney' these days ..... daaahhn saarrf :twisted:
and Irish - there's just something about that Irish accent that makes me all weak at the knees lol
but, anything else that's not a 'common derbyshire' accent and I cant understand a friggin word :shock: seriously, you may as well be speaking Russian to me lol 
Oh, and the other one that 'gets' me is a true New Yorker - "Cworfee?" :twisted:
and Irish - there's just something about that Irish accent that makes me all weak at the knees lol
but, anything else that's not a 'common derbyshire' accent and I cant understand a friggin word :shock:
seriously, you may as well be speaking Russian to me lol Oh, and the other one that 'gets' me is a true New Yorker - "Cworfee?"
:twisted: Quote by kazswallows
anyone help me do up the laces and I'll be with you
I'd gladly help :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmm sounds good but I was hoping for ladyfeebee
bugger :cry:
come here hun, you can help as well :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC you can check the sussy's are fastened
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:twisted: :twisted: Tattoos!
I love tatts to be honest - thick black tribal on men especially - *thinks THAT tattoo on Clooney in Dusk til Dawn
I like tatts on women too, particularly on hips, thighs and intricate little flowers or something equally feminine on the foot/ankle ....one-offs and and those you just know have a story behind them - I find that really intruiging! I've seen some fantastic artwork done as memorials, or full backpieces that you can just tell have taken hours upon hours to complete - to me, that kind of thing is a proper tattoo...body art so to speak.
I have several myself, but none in the last 5 years or so cos once I start I cant stop! they are very addictive, and expensive!
I've seen my next one though, just have to save up for it, and she's going on my inner thigh :twisted: If you're looking for a tatt, either design your own or wait for one to jump out at you. The one you cant get out your head is the right one for you!
My fave is my spiders web - front cover of Tattoo mag 1996
- i was slimmer when it was first done, and the design /colouring/ shading and position made it look like it's literally handing from my ribcage. (doesnt look like that now though ) Its still the best though!
I love tatts to be honest - thick black tribal on men especially - *thinks THAT tattoo on Clooney in Dusk til Dawn
I like tatts on women too, particularly on hips, thighs and intricate little flowers or something equally feminine on the foot/ankle ....one-offs and and those you just know have a story behind them - I find that really intruiging! I've seen some fantastic artwork done as memorials, or full backpieces that you can just tell have taken hours upon hours to complete - to me, that kind of thing is a proper tattoo...body art so to speak.
I have several myself, but none in the last 5 years or so cos once I start I cant stop! they are very addictive, and expensive!
I've seen my next one though, just have to save up for it, and she's going on my inner thigh :twisted: If you're looking for a tatt, either design your own or wait for one to jump out at you. The one you cant get out your head is the right one for you!
My fave is my spiders web - front cover of Tattoo mag 1996
- i was slimmer when it was first done, and the design /colouring/ shading and position made it look like it's literally handing from my ribcage. (doesnt look like that now though ) Its still the best though! Quote by bluelarma
Darkfire:
Have I offended anyone whats the AUP stand for? Sorry if not the right sort of post.
Naughty:
Your not being naive as you arent into raves.I best not say to much as I may get myself in only just joined so dont want to rock the boat as darkfire said about the rules.
Ooo nooo, not offended hun - dont worry about it, its sorted now
Rocked= Getting 5 interviews for verygood jobs lined up all in one week
Sucked = Getting the biggest, sorest, most evil looking-slightly-resembling-Mount-Etna type spot (this is no ordinary zit) :twisted: on my friggin chin which effectively sees my social life nosediving again as I refuse to leave the house! - am being very liberal with the tea tree oil and TCP as we speak or the 5 said interviews aint happening either!
:cry:
Sucked = Getting the biggest, sorest, most evil looking-slightly-resembling-Mount-Etna type spot (this is no ordinary zit) :twisted: on my friggin chin which effectively sees my social life nosediving again as I refuse to leave the house! - am being very liberal with the tea tree oil and TCP as we speak or the 5 said interviews aint happening either!
:cry: 
Quote by wrinkledprune
WRATS, you might not, but darkfire might have a better idea
Well I'm fairly local to Derby and I know the place where the saturday event is being held - its city centre - so if ya need car park details/directions from train station etc just drop me a pm.
If you still dont have a clue where you're going
I'm happy to meet up centrally/train station/bus station/cafe etc etc with anyone who's a regular/can be 'vouched' for by another regular from SH . I'm sure that if Calista's feeling up to it we can sort something out, but if you need info from me please feel free to ask. Lets keep details in PM though, yes?
