If anyone notices this fella strolling around the corridors of SH, please point him in my direction!! bagsy gets to go first !! :twisted:
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by HornyRed
Blimey, shes a hard one to please this HornyRed lol - right - can all the Forces and Firemen in the house please stand up!! :twisted:
Darkfire would you like to help me with the selection process, but it is so important to me and Sarah for this mission to prefect. I want the highest standard of uniformed men to be choosen :jagsatwork:
All the low standard uniforms, must go immediately without cluttering the place up.
Im trying to set high standards.
H, red x
sooooo, you mean something like this????
:rascal: :twisted:
Quote by HornyRed
Iam a doorman doe's that count ?
Quote by shaggs147
How about me in overalls, does that count? ....... could do a bit of grinding to make sparks for extra effect ......... grinding ooh err
Quote by mike_pk_waters
I am off to a wedding at the weekend, in a full dress kilt, does that count
and true to my past life I will be commando
Quote by kcshaggers
I could get him to pose in his nurse uniform - makes a change from the females doing I suppose.
Any other male nurses about - we could set up a clinic.
Any probs anyone . . . .?
No, No and No again
Blimey, shes a hard one to please this HornyRed lol - right - can all the Forces and Firemen in the house please stand up!! :twisted:
Quote by bisto kid
Iam a doorman doe's that count ?
it counts for me :twisted: ........but ya have to look like a stereotypical doorman I'm afraid - blade one all over- rolls of carpets under arms....52 inch chest.....32 inch biceps....thighs like tree trunks and an ass that could crush walnuts.....
so, do you count? :twisted:
Quote by lancyuk
lol, where are all the shallow people posting 'cock size'
>>>is feeling brave today! I'm willing to put my hand up to this one!
Intelligence and sense of humour are absolute musts for me. I just can't be turned on by anyone I don't connect with mentally... if we can't laugh together, it's difficult to see how we can become good friends, and if I can't be your friend, I don't want to shag you, frankly.
Ice, you're bang on with this one - but I'll openly admit that if a guy has all that and is particularly 'well endowed', he'll usually shoot straight to the top of my 'to do' list !
shallow
Despite my previous post, I have to say NN's just hit the nail right on the head there, well, as far as my personal preference goes anyway!
Its not an 'age' thing - its a 'compatibility' thing
its all about maturity and having something in common, i do not find i can relate to someone, say under 25, the age gaps to big, interests are different and theres nothing in common, now i know some may be thinking.....so long as you both want sex who cares if you get on?..... .......but i do, i like to be able to hold a interesting conversation with people i meet
Its not an 'age' thing - its a 'compatibility' thing
Fantasies very rarely live up to expectation if you actually play them out .....sharing fantasies and the acting them out almost inevitably leads to dissapointment cos if the fun doesnt go exactly as you imagine in your head, it kinda ruins the fantasy altogether too! :cry:
you know, that particular thought or scenario that runs through your head and gets you tipping over the edge over and over again, :twisted: or enables the most mind-blowingly brilliant orgasm ever :twisted: - and it all gets shot to pieces cos in 'real life' it just doesnt happen that way??? bah humbug to playing out fantasies lol :kick:
or maybe its that the stuff that goes off inside my head is just soooo way off base .........
you know, that particular thought or scenario that runs through your head and gets you tipping over the edge over and over again, :twisted: or enables the most mind-blowingly brilliant orgasm ever :twisted: - and it all gets shot to pieces cos in 'real life' it just doesnt happen that way???
bah humbug to playing out fantasies lol :kick: or maybe its that the stuff that goes off inside my head is just soooo way off base .........
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :twisted: 
tooooo funny!!
I've actually done something quite similar to this minus the gluing to the tub - home waxing kits -pah! and believe me, this pain is nothing compared to a successful home wax where you are soley responsible for ripping out every hair in a full pelt! :twisted: I cried for 2 hours afterwards! :shock:
i think waxing only works when someone else does the pulling!
tooooo funny!!
I've actually done something quite similar to this minus the gluing to the tub - home waxing kits -pah! and believe me, this pain is nothing compared to a successful home wax where you are soley responsible for ripping out every hair in a full pelt! :twisted: I cried for 2 hours afterwards! :shock:
i think waxing only works when someone else does the pulling!
Hiya
check this out - someone else asked this question very recently -
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57749.html
To be honest I dont think it's anything to do with 'teaching' - the 'age' issue is more of a personal preference thing - its different for everyone, and I think most people here on SH go for the 'person' not the 'number'. Its maturity of attitude and understanding that counts - if you have that, the fact that you're 23 shouldnt be a massive issue IMO . x
check this out - someone else asked this question very recently -
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57749.html
To be honest I dont think it's anything to do with 'teaching' - the 'age' issue is more of a personal preference thing - its different for everyone, and I think most people here on SH go for the 'person' not the 'number'. Its maturity of attitude and understanding that counts - if you have that, the fact that you're 23 shouldnt be a massive issue IMO . x
Nah, cant see any connection in this at all.
isnt it more that people who suffer from Bulimia find vomiting 'easy' because its one of the 'necessary' things that they 'have' to do as part of the illness. Its a compulsion rather than a reaction???
and anorexics also experience the gag reflex (usually) after eating....
and males also suffer from both eating disorders......
and , throwing an extra one in for good measure - bulimics and anorexics psychologically train themselves to be sick pretty easily. If anything, IMO, this would perhaps make them more prone to NOT being able to deepthroat because the minute something touches the back of the thraot, this might set off the 'gag' reflex more so than in someone who really has to shove their fingers into their thoat in order to make themselves sick.
and IMO young people are 'naturally' more nervous of deepthroat or rough oral - the ability to relax your throat sufficiently to deepthroat comes with experience and feeling comfortable about oral sex - and not IMO from inexperience and 'drunken fumbles' they would probably be having as a *teenager* (using this loosely)
isnt it more that people who suffer from Bulimia find vomiting 'easy' because its one of the 'necessary' things that they 'have' to do as part of the illness. Its a compulsion rather than a reaction???
and anorexics also experience the gag reflex (usually) after eating....
and males also suffer from both eating disorders......
and , throwing an extra one in for good measure - bulimics and anorexics psychologically train themselves to be sick pretty easily. If anything, IMO, this would perhaps make them more prone to NOT being able to deepthroat because the minute something touches the back of the thraot, this might set off the 'gag' reflex more so than in someone who really has to shove their fingers into their thoat in order to make themselves sick.
and IMO young people are 'naturally' more nervous of deepthroat or rough oral - the ability to relax your throat sufficiently to deepthroat comes with experience and feeling comfortable about oral sex - and not IMO from inexperience and 'drunken fumbles' they would probably be having as a *teenager* (using this loosely)
Oh shite - I forgot the cotton knickers thing too - your pvc/rubber/lace/leather ones are banned until healed Tabbi - as is anything else you might have that is not made of cotton!
allow air to circulate as much as possible - nice excuse for laying with legs open for hours on end :twisted: - but seriously, any material that does not allow 'breathability' is a no no for the next couple of days!
allow air to circulate as much as possible - nice excuse for laying with legs open for hours on end :twisted: - but seriously, any material that does not allow 'breathability' is a no no for the next couple of days!
Oooo :scared: I remember this well!
salt baths and saline solution - the best thing I can recommend is a sterile saline spray, could get it anywhere I supose but Boots do it in a spray canister type product (which I think is actually meant for cleaning contact lenses - its definately located in the eyecare section in my local Boots anyway!)
Its super-handy for use after going to the loo - just wipe yourself , spray generously and hey presto! sterile mini 'lady-bits' wash in the convenience of the toilet bowl lol
do not attempt any kind of alcohol-based antiseptic spray/wipe while its still 'open' and raw- unless ya wanna count the cracks in ya ceiling paint at close range. :shock:
edit to add - if its that raw it burns like hell as you pee - either pour warm water over your 'bits' as you pee, or keep the saline spray going
salt baths and saline solution - the best thing I can recommend is a sterile saline spray, could get it anywhere I supose but Boots do it in a spray canister type product (which I think is actually meant for cleaning contact lenses
- its definately located in the eyecare section in my local Boots anyway!) Its super-handy for use after going to the loo - just wipe yourself , spray generously and hey presto! sterile mini 'lady-bits' wash in the convenience of the toilet bowl lol
do not attempt any kind of alcohol-based antiseptic spray/wipe while its still 'open' and raw- unless ya wanna count the cracks in ya ceiling paint at close range. :shock:
edit to add - if its that raw it burns like hell as you pee - either pour warm water over your 'bits' as you pee, or keep the saline spray going
I'm gonna go against the grain here - very moving, close to tears here too - but when I opened this thread this kinda aint what I expected. I deal with this stuff on a daily basis due to my job/research - and to be honest come here for a bit of 'escapism' and fun.
I know it was posted in the wrong place - and I didnt have to read it....... so, my own fault :cry:
I know it was posted in the wrong place - and I didnt have to read it....... so, my own fault :cry:
Quote by Basket Case
I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!)
Basket Case
you really are a basket case arn't you? :shock:
Gulity as charged.
I do try to live up to my username. What about you Naughty Nymphos1 ?
Basket Case
Never been to Chams and been 30th in the queue for NN do you with a strap-on then BasketCase???
come to think of it, neither have I! I'll get me coat :uhoh:
