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Darkfire

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5 Oct 2005

Not much help either here I'm afraid - I like short, as in short! (blade 1 all over thug cuts lol ) The type that bristles as I run my nails over it :twisted:
but
well groomed long hair is kinda sexy too, especially if its the sort that falls over his face on occasion biggrin

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just no straighteners on it please!

5 Oct 2005

Latex, rubber and fetish fashion in general me thinks.....
but deffo lots of very skintight shinyness (ooo, is that a new word?!) wink

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5 Oct 2005

Quote by SXBOY
what is this for ?whats on show

Lots and lots of latex?? dunno

dunno

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5 Oct 2005

Quote by MadAtGravity
Now, lets see, wheres my list?
Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Foo Fighters, QOTSA, A Perfect Circle, Creed, Alter Bridge, Nickelback, Mad At Gravity (strangely enough), Evanescence (I may have a slight thing for Amy Lee :inlove: ), Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, DoubleDrive.........

Brilliant :thumbup: but sooooooo dark!
have to put Evanescence on when either very drunk and depressed or practically suicidal lol

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but - that voice - haunting isn't the word!
Good list tho MAG

5 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Ooo Bev, Levellers are playing at Rock City too (December 7th!) lol
wanna borrow Levelling the Land??

Got it

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:karaoke: "There's only ooonnee Way of Life and that's your own, your own , your own"
Never a more apt tune for SH lol - I'm sure someone has that in their sig too! biggrin

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5 Oct 2005

Isnt this 'msn are charging users'thing a rumour that started circulating as a chain-email?? I've had the same email about 20 times lol lol

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You have to foward it on to 10 people in your address book as a 'petition' rolleyes

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I 'm signed into msn too and havent had any kind of notification either.....

5 Oct 2005

Ooo Bev, Levellers are playing at Rock City too (December 7th!) lol lol

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wanna borrow Levelling the Land?? lol

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5 Oct 2005

Thought I'd ressurect this thread biggrin

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(the search button is your friend rotflmao

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) and see if anyone who has previously posted has 'altered' at all.... and also to see if anyone else wants to add to it???
Ok Ok, so, I'm nosey and I like to find out stuff! sooooo? lol

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Come on - What kind of music are people into, and who's ya current top artists/bands/groups?? (I dont mean current as in currently in the charts or whatever) Was gonna ask What's your top 3 of all time, but I cant whittle it down to just 3 so dont expect anyone else to either!
Mine: I'm a rock chick at heart ........U2, Thunder, Blackfoot, Bon Jovi, Alice Cooper.... like alot of Punk stuff too....and bands like Levellers....
what about you? any more rockers out there?? eminem fans too, please stand up lol

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5 Oct 2005

I'll ask NaughtyNymphos lol, she might strap me on instead! lol

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:shock: :uhoh:

5 Oct 2005

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Ello Basket Case
a fitting nick for the site!!
straight jackets are down the corridor, through the double doors and in the cloakroom to ya right.
Welcome to SH!

5 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
turn the volume uuuupppppp Bev it has to be played LOUD!!!!!!!!!
>>ahhhh, housework to Thunder's greatest hits! :karaoke:

Their finest hour? It's on now :smug:
(and a bit) lol!!!
Yep, I'm playing it now...bopping away to tracks 1-4 and loving it :happy:
Saw em Live at Rock n Blues this year- bloody fantastic!! and ....wait for it.... they've got a gig in Sheffield in January wink

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oooo i can feel a SH rock chicks social coming on! biggrin

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5 Oct 2005

turn the volume uuuupppppp Bev it has to be played LOUD!!!!!!!!!
>>ahhhh, housework to Thunder's greatest hits! :karaoke:

5 Oct 2005

'Our song' (with my ex) was Love Walked In by Thunder
then I walked back out again! lol

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still love the track though!

4 Oct 2005

:doh: awwww shite i'm missing it????
innocent

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oh - and where's Sharon with her adapted Bosch Handdrill when ya need it? :twisted:

4 Oct 2005

rolleyes

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(and you can leave the medallion and string vest at home or I aint comin!)

4 Oct 2005

Quote by Marcuso
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And as for me being a cheapskate............Ask the lady that I met at the motorway services for a pepsi..........I did admit to her that it was the free refills that she was drinking......lol
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My excuse??......I'm a single parent........lol

:shock: free refills
smackbottom

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anyway, you can make up for the free coffee stamps and the refills by buying us a drink on saturday! drinkies

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Mines a double!
only kidding babes, its my shout x

4 Oct 2005

Bloody Hell Dukes, feeling brave today? lol

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ooooo you dont know what you're letting yourself in for! rolleyes

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*a bloody good time, that's what!* wink

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4 Oct 2005

Yep, I can do the 7th, so add me to the list too please drinkies

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4 Oct 2005

Quote by fluffer
poor Johneboy!

Poor Johneboy???
Not a chance. He desrves all he gets for going to Cyprus and telling us about it just as the cold weather really kicks in over here. rolleyes

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Hmmm, good point Fluffer!
Johneboy, Come Here smackbottom

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*will consider being nice again upon offer of free holiday in Cyprus* >>>runs off to check with Stelios....

4 Oct 2005

Quote by Marcuso
Got to agree with you FB. She's fantastic company over a coffee. (I do have to keep using me free coffee cards though......lol)

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Oooo Marcuso dont be making out that I dont offer - its you always insisting on being a gentleman that costs ya! biggrin

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and anyway - notice the free coffee cards - ya fookin cheapskate! :twisted:

4 Oct 2005

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Hiya Fabio
I know its really late in the day, but can I please be added to the list? worship

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Cheers
Dark x

4 Oct 2005

:evil2: poor Johneboy! :therethere:
Ooo Postie you are mean! pure evil :twisted:
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3 Oct 2005

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Hiya Jay and Dee
I was there on Saturday but kept getting stuck at the bar lol

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and didnt get a chance to come over and say Hi when I should have (sorry!) ....so I'm doing it now! redface

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:welcome: to SH - hopefully I'll see you at another social or munch! Have fun!
Dark x

3 Oct 2005

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Hiya Fabby!
:welcome: to SH biggrin

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3 Oct 2005

Ooo - now I could really do with a plasterer.........and if he's any good at painting and decorating that would be a total bonus!!
:undecided: - contemplates overall cost of doing every wall in Super Fresco ....or a total-house re-plaster for other methods of payment ...
nice house, nice decor... with enough cash left over for that seagrass floorcovering I've been after for 3 years but can't get anyone to come fit it..........yet.... :twisted:
and while I'm at it, a nice block paved drive would be great! lol

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3 Oct 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove:
>>>is concerned about the 6 egg whites thing loon

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pregnant possibly, definately not consitpated!
what happens to the yolks????? :sticky:

3 Oct 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
nice one Vix biggrin

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2 Oct 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
However there is one question on several ladies lips... WHERE WAS THE FIREMAN?! :cry:

Ohhh yeah - Where was the fireman???? rolleyes

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answers on a postcard please!

2 Oct 2005

:gagged: Newbie initiation? what Newbie initiation?? innocent

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Looks like I'm a bit late joining in with the Thankyou's - but firstly a big kiss

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to Sarah for organising this and for being so welcoming. Even did the whole newbie hand-holding and walked us into the pub so we wouldnt be too intimidated! Bless ya Sarah.
It was really good to meet everyone - Wibbly's 'speed dating' was, as others have said, a great icebreaker! I dont think I shut up all night lol

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Kinda got stuck en route back from the bar on several occasions lol

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so missed quite a few people I would have liked to have said Hiya to, and a couple I would have liked to have spent more time with! :grin: Maybe next time!
Redgirlmanc & Will - :twisted: Ah - the old Cheshire-Cat syndrome?! It was a pleasure! :smug:
KazBBW and Mr KazBBW - Thankyou for your hospitality, sofa and alcoholic rocket fuel!! kiss

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two lovelynew friends :thumbup: - You are no longer 'noobs' lol
Brilliant evening - thankyou to all. x

30 Sep 2005

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ooo, didnt walk straight into that one much did I?!
kinda dont wanna scare anyone tomorrow, it aint Halloween just yet - so will consider said belt-only option for future occasions wink

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