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This weekend is looking pretty eventful, for a change!
today (friday) - clothes shopping in Nottingham (didnt find anything so that idea kinda went to pot rolleyes )
tonight - out with friends for a mad night, in dare I say it....Mansfield. redface drinkies
Tomorrow - childcare while suffering serious hangover, and more retail therapy :twisted:
Saturday night - out somehwre in south Sheffield on my first SH social (more beer! :happy: :evil2: ) :cheers:
Sometime sunday - car booting if up early enough ( :shock: yeah right!) housework and spending time with daughter somewhere in the Peak District attempting to walk off the weekends alcohol!
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Well I have trapsed (?sp - walked alot rolleyes ) all over sodding Nottingham today on a shopping mission to find something new to wear - and have come home after 6 hours with......a belt :shock:
Ah well, that'll be me in jeans then! rolleyes lol
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
>>>>sticks name on list for a sample of finished product please biggrin
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rolleyes Oh God, dont start with the Twins thing again, you'll have Dambuster at it in a minute biggrin
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:inlove: Steph, truly the patron saint of Newbies!
Hi and Welcome MadHatter wave
The woman talks sense so there's nothing more I can add to this!
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Quote by PoloLady
people went to the munch.....
had a great time by all accounts......
nothing more happened.

I'm cant comment on this wholly as I wasnt at the munch - but I think I'm right in saying that a great time was had by all because the organiser went to the trouble of securing an alternative venue once people were aware of the potential danger (and I dont use that term lightly) LL's little vendetta resulted in for everyone planning to attend - and alot of effort was put in to averting this.
Nothing more happened because people who care about and are protective, not only of SH but of each other, pulled out the stops and bent over backwards to try to ensure that the welfare of all munch attendees was safeguarded.
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Quote by SunBunny
Oh and that's going to make the site a better place is it?

Quite frankly, no, it wont make the site a better place. However, when animosity is being deflected onto people who really dont deserve it and have done nothing wrong but speak their mind, it sometimes helps to take stock and re-evaluate what's really happening and who the instigators are.
People are worried about the security at munches because information about venues etc etc is being passed to someone who has very openly told everyone here they they have a personal vendetta - not only against the Mods, but against any other user of this site. As they are no longer a member of SH, those who pass information on knowing full well by doing so they are compromising the security and discretion that comes part and parcel of SH, then they are as guilty as she is.
While your loyalty to your friend is admirable , I question why on earth you would feel the need to defend her under the circumstances, or associate at all.
Yes, I phoned the Leicester Council to inform them they needed to be aware of the 200+ ( slight exaggeration goes a long way) coming to the city as they were about to be set on with queries regarding this event from members of the public.
Yes, I phoned 4 churches in the area too, got them doing the Jesus dance over swingers in their town!
And finally I called the Leicester Mercury to let them know "Good ol' Stan's" swinging site was coming to town!
Unfortunatley (well, not really, was a fantastic payday) I had an overnight booking the night of the Leicester munch so couldn't be there myself. If I could have made it the venue would have been exposed once again.

I apologise for calling her two-faced SunBunny, what I actually meant was vindictive, nasty piece of work.
To be honest I'd be more concerned about the stability of my 'friends' mental health than I'd be jumping to her defence. But hey, nice mate! rolleyes
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Thats pretty much how I feel too Fluffer - there are lots of people who have been following this Steam Room thread who quite frankly are more than dissapointed at the general atmosphere here at the moment. All this airing of dirty laundry, backstabbing, gossiping, two-faced, snide rumour-mongering and shit stirring!! Fuck me this is a swingers site not the Jerry fookin Springer show.
With regard to Libra&Love's little confession above (assuming it is LL and not just some troll or other SH member with a wooden spoon) I'd say this pretty much justifies any ban that was made - and the reason why some people do not want to associate with her are now quite clear.
To jeopordise the safety and privacy of all munch-goers is the lowest of the low - making phone calls and generally being a two-faced super-grass with one hell of an agenda, willing to toy with the lives/emotions/welfare of people you have never even met in some dumb-ass attempt at a side swipe at someone you feel has 'wronged' you is nothing short of sick. I suggest you get some help LL - and your remaining friends on here (if they wish to associate with you now) should actively help you to do that. That, or go have yourself sectioned honey.
My main beef with this action by L+L is it affects totally unrelated people. Im new here really and reasonably nervous about going to my first munch next week. This amount of bad feeling is really not helping.. and if there was even the slightest chance that a feckin picket line of bible bashers was outside with a photographer from the local paper ..i'd be pretty mortified.
I personally am not ready yet to have my face splashed over the paper as a swinger and i'm really pissed off that anyone from here could have put anyone else in this potential situation.

Damn right! but remembering that this person is 'officially' no longer a memebr of this site, my feeling is that people's anger should be directed at whoever is passing on the information in order for L&L to make those calls in the first place.
Once you start playing games like this you're taking a direct hit at everyone who might want to attend munches and who use SH in general. And that automatically makes you an awful lot of enemies. :twisted:
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Quote by Pete_sw
" The Set " by Ranulph Fiennes ...................... rarely has a book so chilled my spine through its simplicity of "wow, this could really happen" . :shock: :shock: or has it already :scared:

ooo I know that prophetic style !!- The Handmaids Tale by Margaret Atwood - now that one did my head in for weeks! blink read it cover to cover in one sitting then spent a considerable amount of time picking through it thinking 'jesus'....got right inside my head and played with my brain a little did that one! Didnt help that at the time of reading, 'chip and pin', the phasing out of cash payments and National Identity Cards were all hot news headlines (if you've read it you'll know what I'm on about lol)
They're apparently now using the Handsmaids Tale as GCSE syllabus text in schools :shock:
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:happy: :happy: :happy:
am really looking foward to this ! Roll on Saturday biggrin
*is not scared shitless, honest*
but - there is a God!
Hi there i'm Mark a firefighter in lincs - is the social open to single guys too?


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Quote by sexyann57
Anything by James Patterson or Patricia Cornwell, ...I just luv crime novels confused

I love crime stuff, psychological thrillers - Patricia Cornwell is bloody brilliant! :thumbup: The Body Farm is one of her best, but they're all unputdownable lol
Erwin James is probably my fave writer at the moment but the prize for read-cover-to-cover- in-one-sitting goes to Tim Willocks: Green River Rising.
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good thread! biggrin
hmmmm.....before I'm 50 I hope I will ....
1) be in a 60k per annum career (if not more lol )
2) own my own home outright
3) have put my daughter through college and university
4) ridden through the Grand Canyon on horseback
5) have given up smoking
6) have seen Gorillas, Tigers and Elephants in their natural habitat and been close enough to feel their breath on my skin
good thing I've got a good 20 years to work on it then :shock: rolleyes
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Quote by BigDanny12999
I am 6 feet 9 inches tall. ........


I still have trouble getting size 15 shoes
:shock: :rascal:
The only problem I still have is finding women tall enough to allow me to kiss them without slipping a disc!!! lol
:dry: bugger!
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wink
and for those of us who're paid monthly......thats 2 paydays away!!
(3 if we're very lucky and personnel get their arses into gear! rolleyes )
ok ok, thats depressing......... can we talk about Halloween instead? worship
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I feckin love the Numa Numa guy - aka Gary Brolsma - cried with laughing soooo much when first saw this!! rotflmao , it was doing the email rounds at uni for months!!
soooo funny - buts its been copied so much now - try googling Numa Numa, there's loads of cover versions and flash cartoons that were done as a result! the guy flooded international media - but it still cracks me up when I see it!
bloody genius! lol
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Quote by fluffer
god we should spare a thought for the poor doggers if its going to be a bleak winter.
confused

Kid: "Funny shaped snow angels these are Mum"
Me: :shock:
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Quote by EagerSlut
Can't stand the stuff. It makes the roads (and my job) more dangerous.
Give me heat, heat, heat anyday (and I mean proper heat 40 degs. plus not yer namby pamby 27 degs and everyone in this country's complaining it's sooooooooooo hot! Bollox) :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, and whilst I'm ranting, let's confine Christmas to the week before and the week after 25th December. Outside that period any mention of it should be banned :huh:
ES (in a grumpy mood) :huh: :huh:

Ner Ner na Ner Ner ES
rotflmao rotflmao
:uhoh: innocent bolt
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
...Yep, I'm one of them saddos that drag me kids out, rugby tackle em to the ground and demand they do snow angels... :twisted: :bounce:
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biggrin :happy: :happy: ooooooo @ snow angels!! ohhhhh yes!
(and rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao @ 'mud bats' )
God, I suddenly feel all immature! gimme a snowball !!
right ya fookers, who's up for it?! :twisted:
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Quote by fluffer
but yeah..sledges?? carrier bags worked better.
making long black ice stretches that you used to run up to and skid the length of..
really cold winters always excite me too cos it takes me right back to being a kid.
anyone ever tried to skid on an icy path as an adult and feel a fool when you get it badly wrong.... but then feel reaaly cool when you get it right?

The bonnet off an old car (sorry Dad :uhoh: ) turned upside down, can fit at least 5 of ya on it - now, that's fun!! takes half an hour for 5 of you to carry it to the top of the biggest hill ever, everyone clamber on quick ...then squeal like 6 year olds as ya whoooosh back down again!! :bounce: :bounce:
(proper going down memory lane here now aint we lol )
Daughter's school playground is a nightmare in winter - little black ice paths , hundreds of the fookin things where the little darlings have been creating skid-runs the day before, cant see em but you know they're there ....bit like trying to steal something from the Tate with all those infra-red sensor beams everywhere........treading gingerly across from one side to other, already 10 minutes late for school, and ya just know that the minute you think you're safe.......arse over tit, just when half of Class 2 decide to look out the bloody window too! redface redface yup, been there, done that! rolleyes
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Oooooo bring it on!! :bounce: :bounce:
but it''s got to be 'proper' snow, none of that half-hearted slushy stuff!
I like full on 3 ft snow drifts, crunchy snow where you can actually see the snowflakes on ya gloves ...
and I have to be first one to walk on it - Peak District hills when all you can see for miles is white! biggrin
fookin hell, been reading far too much Mills and Boon I think! :shock:
I remember the last 'bad' winter.. early 1990's - no power for days, neighbours calling in for flask refills at any house with a gas cooker.... kids off school building igloos and 6ft snowmen cos there was soooo much snow...
Yes it was an inconvenience, and its dangerous, particularly for the elderly, but its about time this country got a bit of a wake-up call cos we cant even get the bloomin gritter wagons out in time to clear the roads when its frosty, let alone have the community spirit to go check on Mrs Smith at number 41.
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Quote by cheekychimp

Sounds great.......! Especially like the pine cone thing.....wheres my spray paint..!
CheekyChimp.... cool

any excuse for a long walk in the woods stopping periodically to bend over to collect pine cones :twisted:
Oooh you naughty girl...! Which woods...... :P
CheekyChimp..... cool
Robin Hood and his band of merry men?? :twisted
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Quote by cheekychimp
Sounds great.......! Especially like the pine cone thing.....wheres my spray paint..!
CheekyChimp.... cool

any excuse for a long walk in the woods stopping periodically to bend over to collect pine cones :twisted:
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I love real trees - Christmas is the only time I do the 'domestic goddess' thing -
Real tree (with root ball! plant it in a tub, keep it watered daily and for God's sake keep it away from the radiators!! hence its usually in the hall where it's cooler - no needle drop problem! saves on the environmental issue too cos after Xmas I plant it back outside! ) ...colour co-ordinated hand-made decorations..... usually cut hands to bits twisting real holly and ivy into garlands....high as a kite on spray paint fumes when getting nifty with self-gathered pine cones...... loon
some years I've had a little fake tree for the purpose of putting daughters presents around/letting her decorate, but I'm definately a real tree person! biggrin
ETA: and don't get me started on Halloween! *sits patiently waiting for the 31st*
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Quote by tabbi
Tall Taller and Tallerer pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze biggrin
But it is essential that the body weight/size is in proportion. Tall an skinny isn't too good, whereas tall and strong/heavy enough to pin me down and take what ya want is yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

worship What she said!! :rascal:
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Many moons ago I used to play the Church Organ redface redface
and yes I went to sunday school lol and yes I was a choir girl lol
Oh the things people admit on SH rolleyes - kinda wish I'd have kept it up though and not packed it in when I 'de-railed' hahaha
>>>Darkfire, destined to play the organ in retirement homes for beer money! rolleyes
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Thanks folks - it's definately looking like Infusion is the one then!
Having searched through SH's previous threads, Infusion has been talked about quite positively in the past, wheras I cant find much at all about Passion !
have just mailed for a membership form anyway so I guess this is where I start thinking 'ooooooo fooooook' :uhoh: :uhoh: blink
ah well, just first-time nerves I guess, but I'll be able to write a review of my very own soon! :happy: :twisted: (kid in a sweet-shop syndrome here lol rolleyes )
Thanks again for your help! :evil2:
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