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Darkfire

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26 Sep 2005

Quote by ahoythere
.... I saw a porno with this guy and his cock was bulging with small lumps all around it. Sort of like a permenent ribbed condom. ha ha. So how would a British girl react if she saw that on a guy? Please let me know soon because iv just ordered my crispy duck with chop sticks.

Personally I'd be a tad worried by a cock covered in lumps :shock: :huh: bolt

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I mean, little ceramic balls inserted under the skin are not the first thing to spring to mind are they?
I'd probably be pretty worried about someone who could sit there and self-pierce with a chopstick too, but hey, dont knock it till ya've tried it so they say! lol

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26 Sep 2005

Hi Adam
I'm no expert, but maybe half the problem is that you havent been through "this whole site" at all - your posts have been concentrated in the Dogging section, therefore are only read/responded to by a limited audience.
dunno

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25 Sep 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Hiya Ben
6ft 4
Welcome to SH ! hope you find what you're looking for.

HornyRed wrote

Well hello BIG GUY

Any chance of a fireman's uniform in the back of ya wardrobe Ben? wink

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(best stop it before we scare him off lol) :welcome:

25 Sep 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
As long as you're 18+ (site regulations) I wouldn't have thought there was a lower age limit
True, some more mature members may choose not to swing with younger members, but that works both ways.
I am 31 and have set no age limit on my ad, but then IMO age ain't nothing but a number
There is a diverse age range on the site, and at 22 (?) I would say you are old enough to swing.
Just because you are young doesn't mean you don't have the right attitude for the lifestyle ;)
Minx x x

I'll drink to that Minx - its about choice, and attitude.
At 29 I've been considered by some to be 'too young' - but I feel that was more of a personal choice thing than a 'you shouldnt be swinging at your age' judgement.
What matters is the maturity of attitude and understanding of the concept of what swinging is - and importantly what swinging isnt.
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25 Sep 2005

Hiya Ben

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6ft 4
Welcome to SH ! hope you find what you're looking for.

25 Sep 2005

Thanks Hornet biggrin

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is there a good friendly atmosphere? what about the couples/singles who were there -younger, older or a good mix of both?

24 Sep 2005

I'm interested to know if anyone has been to Swingers clubs in Blackpool - and more specifically, Passion and Infusions???
I'm going for the weekend soon and as part of the 'iteniary'(sp?), there is a visit to each planned.
Now, I havent been to a club before - would any of you lovely folk like to share their opinions/views/advice about these two places in particular please? worship

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I've had a good look round the websites, and info on the clubs and parties section above, but would appreciate any input from you lot that might help swing me one way or the other! (no pun intended lol lol

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) On this occasion I'll be with a partner, so there's no single fem issues to complicate things...
I'm really trying to whittle it down to one club - so which would you recommend, if any?
ooo decisions decisions!! biggrin

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24 Sep 2005

Quote by burnie
I like the idea of having a spasm after been tortured with a pizza cutter and then wrapped in a blanket. I could understand the need for melon then.......and pork pie or maybe a nice scotch egg.

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and a couple of pieces of cheese and pineapple :twisted:

24 Sep 2005

Quote by burnie
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I honestly know nothing about the scene, but it seems intriguing.

You and me both hun, so that's us buggered for going to Nemesis! rolleyes

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24 Sep 2005

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Me too! That spiders web did look interesting!
Come on, someone must know! didn't the programme say something about an old industrial unit?? :confused:
Edited to add: Definately looks like the one Tabbi biggrin

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23 Sep 2005

I prefer cheese and picked onions on sticks myself lol

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, (yeah I know, it's up there with garlic breath on the swinging No No's list!!)
but omg that spiders web :twisted: :twisted: ok, where was that club again? :evil2:

23 Sep 2005

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Hey David! biggrin

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cant say much else without repeating what others have said...so I wont! but..
:welcome: to SH x

23 Sep 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
... but it gets in the way for oral i do not like sucking a cock with a PA, i personally do not feel you can give a good bj with one in, or not to your best anyway

I'm definately with you there NN, you're spot on with the condoms point and the oral issue too. Personally I've found that piercings get in the way when I'm giving someone a bj - and there's always the potential that you can end up with chipped tooth enamel lol

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23 Sep 2005

ahhhh, clarification!
textbook type pics I'm afraid but:
Clitoral ring - usually fastens, like RedHot says

Ball closure rings don't screw the ball onto the ring. They have a small indentation on each side of the ball and it simply pops onto the ring,

like this:

Rings or bars also for cock piercings, depending on whether its a PA etc, but the larger cock ring I've seen was a screw on ball closure. Maybe it depends on the jewellery design/piercers style?? i dunno :P
What was the original thread question anyway??? lol

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23 Sep 2005

Well I'm proper confused to tell you the truth - I just cant work out in my own head how :shock:
I'm pierced, and there's no way that ring is coming out unless (a) its pulled out , as in, ripped through the skin (its not pleasant let me tell you!) or (b) you physically unscrew the ball between finger and thumb then pull the ring/bar through at an angle through the existing hole.
Similarly with a couple of partners who were pierced, its near on impossible to get the ring out unless you deliberately unscrew it. confused

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Only think I can think is that it cant have been fastened correctly/tightly in the first place???

23 Sep 2005

Quote by arca"...
had mine done for 2 yrs now but only used it with the ex mrs sometimes she complained that it hurt and sometimes i left it behind so had to remove it!!!...

:shock: left it behind Arca??? surely you must have had a screw-on-ball fastening (its called something, cant for life of me think what though! rolleyes

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) and that prevents the piercing from slipping out? confused

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23 Sep 2005

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ok ok I'm sorry wink

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22 Sep 2005

Now I never thought I'd be one to do this......but .....
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Newbies

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try again honey and I promise to be nice :twisted: wink

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22 Sep 2005

:doh: am obviously behind with the times redface

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it would help however, if you looked at the right profile before replying! :shock:

22 Sep 2005

YGM??? now that aint in the Terminology section!! :shock:

22 Sep 2005

No hunny, but ya dont answer your pm's!! rolleyes

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22 Sep 2005

good question Markz!
Hello and Welcome wave

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22 Sep 2005

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Hiya, I'd like to come along too please!
i've pm'd you wink

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22 Sep 2005

Hey Bubba & Peaches wave

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Welcome to your new home! biggrin

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Dark x

22 Sep 2005

:happy: whoo hoo more noobs!
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Hiya and Welcome folks!

22 Sep 2005

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oooo Helloooo Kaz and G wave

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Welcome to SH :rose:

22 Sep 2005

Quote by piercedJon
The ability to kiss and cuddle a woman so that no matter what sexual position you were in at orgasum that you end up not sleeping in the damp patch.
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having the ability to not roll over and go straight to sleep after sex - and not complain about getting the damp patch when you eventually do, and instead foresaking all rights to 'dry' side of bed to your partner, who, being a complete princess, should never have to sleep on the wet patch! :thumbup:

22 Sep 2005

Trapping your cock in your zip. Not pleasant but you have to be a proper man to do it.

Quote by Happy Cats
44. Making your daughters boyfriend worry that you may be slightly deranged and capable of physical violence

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This thread has kept me giggling all morning! keep it up fellas! lol

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22 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
Brad Pitt...... for dumping Jennifer Aniston

Seconds this nomination with:
Brad Pitt, for shagging Angelina Jolie - cos I saw her first :twisted:

22 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
sorry Dark, Makosi not allowed either, this is a celeb skittles game
and she had wonderful breasts

Oh ffs!!

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- ok, nomination number 3 has to be.........
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen - ohhh those suits rolleyes

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on an equal par to
Paris Hilton - and that fookin rat on a string she calls a dog :twisted: