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19 Mar 2007

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and ....abridged version??? :shock: rotflmao

someone get some towels ready, there's a queue for the shower building!
see what I mean about moments?

She was very wet and I fucking loved it! I couldn't get enough. If it was humanly possible to get all of her pussy in my mouth I would have done it.

this bit well and truly just managed the whole 'wide on' thing rotflmao

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19 Mar 2007

omg i love this thread :bounce: :bounce: nice one HLB :thumbup:
surely there's some more people with contributions to add since it got aired from the archives last time? ...
fire away smile

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19 Mar 2007

Quote by Miss_Kiss
Of course I would like to actually describe the entire scenario, along with many others but for some reason I'm feeling a little reserved about expressing it in this thread as I don't usualy use the kind of words in the forum that I'd need/like to use right now!

since when did the forum go all reserved and 'curtailed'? its a swinging site not a fookin knitting circle! wink

I'd love to hear about it however you wantto tell it Kiss - I think we're all missing a bit of that at the mo around here wink

release your inner brazen hussy lol

cos you never know what it might prompt the next person into posting hump

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18 Mar 2007

Quote by swing_fun_cpl
I ended up cumming so much that after we thought id put my 4 1/2 inch heels thro the radiator, because the floor infront of the car was wet :shock:
nicky

Ooooo Nicky! :twisted:
& thanks all for contributing! kiss

or

, take yer pick!
anyone else want to share, or are you just gonna keep reading and re-reading, feeling the twitch but not doing owt about it? lol

hmmm :twisted:

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18 Mar 2007

Quote by Stuart_Tanina
If you're toying with the idea of a venue, would 20 be too small a number?
Perhaps that number of people sounds like a house party - OK it depends on the size of the house

ooo god no, I just used that as a random number to start people off with this idea lol

...up the numbers for a function room doo, lower them for a house party perhaps?
anyway, I love summer BBQ type parties too but my place just isnt fit to invite folk round so I'm looking at 'alternatives' wink

My worst nightmare type scenario though is to be invited to a 'social gathering' only to find its not quite as social as I thought (maybe mistakenly) so 'house parties' in any guise tend not to be my thing ...unless, as others have said, its private invite only and I know the people coming. That said, I've been caught off guard with that before so my method isnt foolproof! The other alternative is to hold a 'gathering' myself smile

Quote by poshkate
I'd hire a barge on the canal.........invite some good friends.........we'd all dress up as pirates, before going off along the canal and then mooring up for the night somewhere where we could have a BBQ and campfire.....and just sit out all night enjoying good company and the night time air.

I like that idea PK smile

(petticoats, waspies and Jack Sparrow to boot :bounce: :bounce: lol

)

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18 Mar 2007

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oh ok then, Masterchef, what would you cook up for your friends? lol

cooking for someone else/ others is quite intimate, isnt it ... or am I just quirky and see things different to others? dunno

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18 Mar 2007

ooo good one HLB smile

would you cook? and what? dunno

cor, full of questions me lol

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18 Mar 2007

what would you theme your fancy dress Cherry, if anything? where would you have it? at home? dunno

people's preferences for socialising fascinates me & we're all gonna have different ideas on this thread - interesting stuff wink

and ya never know, there might be someone else who comes along with a similar idea... who might be a possible invitee (is that a word? lol

) if you were to do it for real ... wink

not that I'm trying to sow the seeds or owt lol

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18 Mar 2007

I've been toying with the idea of a private small 'gathering' of swinging friends recently...but dont get excited cos the venue is just toooo close to home for me to do it rolleyes

BUT.... the venue possibilities have raised some interesting questions in my head :confused:
Whether you're new to this, or been there and done it all lol

what would be your ideal for spending one summer night with people from here?
You could suggest any of the stuff we already do (Munches, pub socials, with the optional 'back to the hotel afterward' bit thrown in..) or something different? speaking for you personally -or for yourselves if a couple - and for just one potential night (so you're not suggesting all 'events' should be like this) ..what would you do? house party? social BBQ? hot tub? some kind of social activity then back to the house? intimate dinner party? meal out? hire a function room? camping/hotel/simply come home to your own bed after?
would it be purely social just to spend time with people, or would you hope play would be involved? would you invite only people you know, or have a mix of everyone? would you advertise it (specifically in LMU) or private invite only?
to start you off, I'll give you £100 of monopoly money, a guestlist for 20 peole, guaranteed babysitters and a bottle of plonk lol

what would you do, given the opportunity? smile

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18 Mar 2007

Quote by Philfuller
I think that the longer you leave it between 'firing' the gloopier it is - a week to ten days thickens it up nicely.

Did anyone else just read that and gag? redface

I'm sorry, I just cant 'do' gloopy lol

its ok if you can just wipe it off quick and pretend you honestly didnt see it solidifying the minute it connected with air :giggle: but swallowing it? I've got visions of semolina pudding and Dairylea cheese strings going on over here and it aint pleasant! :sticky:

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18 Mar 2007

Dear Hungover of Tyneside..
2 paracetamol, 2 slices of toast, plenty of water and just sleep it off - you can faff with fresh fruit smoothie things, raw eggs and vitamin capsules all ya like, there's no better cure than water and sleep wink

Yours, Copious Amounts of JD Drinker

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18 Mar 2007

thanks DD :thumbup:
hmmmm, lots and lots of people reading and enjoying this one (or reading and thinking ffs, she's off again redface

), not so many sharing their experiences.
is this thread a bit too 'much' for the Cafe do you think? dunno

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18 Mar 2007

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18 Mar 2007

There are loads that are mass-produced now - can pick them up for under a fiver in bob standard bookshops etc, and to be honest the cost/quality etc wont matter a jot because its how your friend will use them/ read them that counts.
That said, there are lots of styles/ designs & it's that which is most important - something she'll have a instant affilation with (like...unicorns...fairies...olde worlde text, colour, intricate pictures (more 'artwork' than just a pic) and it depends on how much you want to spend.
If you're arty in any way, I'd recommend making and painting them yourself, as that makes them highly personal and truly a gift ( simply use good quality craft card - and ffs dont laminate, that's just nasty lol

...copy each card from both Arcarnas - there's plenty of pics on 'tinternet to use a a guide for the basic pic) Other than that, if you know her that well, you'll know which deck to get when you see it - a specialised occult shop is your best bet :thumbup:

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18 Mar 2007

you shouldnt use a second hand set honey - unless its a 'passed down the family' set. Tarot cards are very personal, the same principal as with psychics can pick up energy from someones personal items such as watches, rings, cap etc -something that's an everyday part of them - a second-hand set is 'unclean' and will contain the energy of the previous user.
Even if you are going to get a second-hand set, get them from someone you know, and who you know knows how to use them, not some wannabe who's selling em on Ebay wink

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18 Mar 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I still get rather moist reminiscing about that day

the best thing about replay is when its that good you can still physically/ psychologically feel it too! I remember being in a car, driving from Derby to North Wales with a friend with who I enjoyed a little power-play type stuff :twisted: His 'kick' that particular day was to do the entire journey with those vibrating love egg things inside me, and casually switch them on and off at will and watch me squirm, practically begging him to leave the fuckers switched on to pleeeease let me cum lol

2.5 hours later I am absolutely soaking, through to the seat :shock:
When I replay, its the physical feeling of being just so soaking wet and desperate for release that comes back, I can physically feel it... but in reality I'm no more moist than normal ( lol

) .... and its guaranteed to make me gush everytime redface

:twisted:

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17 Mar 2007

I'm off out with the vanilla girls to help celebrate!
problem is, i'm horny as hell, they're vanilla and we're gonna be fuelled on Guiness in about 2 hours time !
I'll blame Paddy if the inevitable happens! :twisted:
Happy St Patricks Day :twisted:

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17 Mar 2007

Quote by blueandpink
One of the guys (behind me) had a perfect cock (oh christ the thought of it sets me off...)
pink x

Ohhhh I remember one of those! nicknamed Levi (engineered to fit rotflmao

) , he still pops up from time to time when the Rabbit just doesnt cut the mustard :twisted:, especially the sensation where he would slide inside me in one slow stroke & hit the hilt at the same time as I felt sooo full I darent move lol

oh yeah, the thought of it.... :twisted:

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17 Mar 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Why do I get the blame for your naughty thoughts

because you arevery naughty and its easier to blame you than admit the idea came from the deepest recesses of my mind cos i want to hear all aboutwhat makes people tick sexually :lol2:

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17 Mar 2007

hurry up in that shower Pink! lol

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17 Mar 2007

Quote by Fridayiminlove
In gf's parents hallway, using some unconventional objects as impromptu sex aids. It being the in laws place really addedd to it for some reason.
Friday x

can you still remember the expression on her face? :twisted:
see, for me its not the whole scenario...its the 'moments' that get me lol

a certain few seconds of something that stick right into my memory lol

playing with another fem, a bit more recently, and she's gushing all over my fingers...right there and then the switch flicks on and i'm practically drinking it from her :twisted: redface

Fuck! that was horny....but not half as horny as her face (that's still well and truly etched in there with the best of the best 'moments') as she watched me do it :twisted:

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17 Mar 2007

<side issue>
we really do need that :quiver: emoticon lol

<end side-issue>
am I just a perv who loves reading this stuff then or what? lol

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17 Mar 2007

Quote by Liaisons
Having received numerous PMs from Debz (suggesting I move up North etc, you know the kind of thing), I can confirm one thing, she is not shy

oooo discretion! smackbottom

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17 Mar 2007

Manolishi
i could post a story about horny memories of baby oil...but I wont, i feel like I'm bearing my soul all on my own here and its making me wonder why I'm actually here at all - most of the 'switch flickers' are all pre finding SH & I was better off vanilla :shock:
maybe some people's are just too horny to post and I'm nesh in comparison? dunno

:giggle:

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17 Mar 2007

i wonder if that's what it is.....the 'mind blowing' thing, that ensures its imprinted there forever more? lol

there's definately that pattern with mine lol

I cant remember the middle bit, getting from the car to the tree - just the physical fucking bit...to the point of physically/psychologically being able to still feel it ...and i cant remember getting back to the car, just the bit where we sat there a bit :shock: , laughing hysterically cos the 'dolphins' had come out to play rotflmao

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17 Mar 2007

I dunno if this will get many replies tbh, its one of those things that most people dont reveal I guess, like fantasies that are best left in your head....
but, is there a particular night/ activity/ thing/ horniest few minutes of your life that replays in your head and makes you horny as hell? you know, the one that sometimes pops in there and flicks the 'i really need to cum now :twisted:' switch or opens the floodgates, all on its own, nevermind what's actually being done to you at the time? lol

Invoking Dambusters Law then, I do lol

Many moons ago I had a friend who's (no beating about the bush here lol

) cock I absolutely adored. Travelling back from somewhere, with the whole 'i'm gonna fuck you stupid' atmosphere going on in the car with no where to pull up...he suddenly veers off the road into a layby thing with trees and 2 seconds later I'm up against the tree having the life fucked out of me...knickers to one side stylee with absolutely no regard for comfort or anyone watching - pure animalistic 'i need you right now and i'm having you' type sex lol

The whole thing lasted no more than a couple of minutes, but its imprinted in my head in graphic detail for vivid recall at inappropriate moments :twisted:
Does anyone else do the same? and what is this horniest moment you sometimes think of? does it come only when you're on your own? or does it just pop in there whenever it feels like it....like, in the supermarket or in a board meeting :twisted confused

Apologies for the frankness, I just read Dawnies 'skirt up and over while bending in the freezer' confession and its set me off lol

come on, I dare you :twisted:

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17 Mar 2007

nooooooooooo!! i cant do this one rolleyes

bollox and fook! I'm on a training weekender - 8am start on a bloody Sunday rolleyes

sorry Earthy :sad:

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17 Mar 2007

i kinda dont care who wins...I just wanna see the players :twisted:
mmmmm thighs :rascal:

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17 Mar 2007

Quote by Whatyalike2do
I trolled round every shop in York looking for 2 red noses for the kids and found them in one shop only!!! Years ago every shop more or less used to stock them but not no more. Makes me reet grumpy it does

I got our red noses from Sainsburys on the demand and tantrum of my daughter who simply had to have one for school this morning - I wasnt going to get one at all simply because I really dont think that red noses being exclusive to one supermarket chain is a good idea in terms of fundraising/ ethics behind it. Having the monopoly on a charitable cause surely cant be in the best interests of the people we're raising money for?
I may be wrong on this, but dont Sainsbury's have exclusive rights to the red nose this year? I'm sure that's what I saw on their ad campaign...and there's certainly no red noses elsewhere anywhere locally because I've looked! They dont even sell them in school anymore :shock:

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17 Mar 2007

smoking ban or not Anais, it doesnt give anyone the right to treat or speak to you like you're something on the bottom of their shoe!
if you walked up to anyone else in the street and said that for any other reason bar smoking it would be discrimination and there'd be an 'ism' for it ! :taz:

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