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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Ok, after the mini-hijack there (sorry, I got carried away hump) my pin up, for years, has been Mr Van Damme :inlove: (cue more hump lol). My female pin up's list is endless lol Catherine Zeta Jones and Lucy Lawless occupying slots number 1 & 2, with a current fad for Helen Mirren at number 3 :smitten:
Quote by Welsh_wizards
For all of you who seam to want to stick your noses into an event you are not even thinking of attending the costs are as follows.
Room hire £75 =
Buffet = £480 = pp
DJ = £45 = pp
Total cost = £600, 60 ppl attending = £10 pp
Anyone else who wants to moan if you want to do it different thats what you do. We don't tell you how to do your socials, please don't tell us how to do ours!!!
If you are thinking of coming and have a suggestion please pass it on, if you're not from our area then please keep your nose out!

Actually, if it's up in LMU, billed as a Social and open to site members generally then it is everybody's business whether you like it or not, and folk are entitled to voice their oppinion on it.
£10 per head is way over the odds - I certainly would be expecting something pretty spectacular for that price tbh and while you & others from the chatroom might not agree & be happy to pay over the odds for an exclusive, cliquey little doo, most people reading this might stop to think that this kind of door charge is just not the done thing & will always raise questions - Nor is the 'if you're not from our area' crap :dry: You couldnt get further from the site definition of Munch or Social if you tried - and its showing lol
Personally, I'd drop the buffet & keep your costs down, or do the food yourself - but that's already been suggested, or arrange drinkies before the social, somewhere where folk can grab a bite to eat beforehand and not be ripped off. Sometimes you cant avoid room hire fees and right now I dont think its that £75 for the right venue thats the issue.
Good Luck wink
The film itself is shite imo Winchy - Clooney & Bro need to get over the border to Mexico...hijack a family en route in order to use their camper van as transport...stop off at a bikers watering-hole en route and discover that the inhabitants, including the beautiful Salma are vampires. Cue rest of film spent fighting said creatures with makeshift weapons & a few funny scenes that are meant to be a bit gorey but arnt dunno
She, Salma, is the vampire bitch from hell who captivates the audience but features for all of about 10 minutes dunno
p.s - just found a clearer version of the clip, thought you may want to see it :rascal:
Quote by Suze43
... and i just sit there totally mesmerised with my mouth open... drooling...
Suze xx

lol dunno about the drooling Suze, i get full-on dry mouth-need-to-lick-lips feelings lol but I definately cant say in public what I'd be inclined to do to her if it were me sat at that table :twisted:
rotflmao Sassy, you and me both hun. wide-on? :lol2:
Quote by earthchild
oooh i forgot about Salma Hayack especially in dusk til dawn, yummy

omg! YES! hump hump
here's a link to the best scene in the film , sorry its not very clear but it'll jog the memory sufficiently lol Innappropraite comment for a vampire film, but I'd eat her alive doing things like that! its too horny for words :twisted:
funny how we have different little terms of endearment isnt it - but for the record, Babe is probably the one I dislike the most lol
I've noticed that on here, in text or pm etc I call people I'm familiar with 'hun' ...but its not something I say verbally much dunno Sweetie, Chick and 'Toots' (dunno :lol2smile are one's I say quite often along with Luv and Duckie which everyone else finds really annoying :lol2:
Dont call me Babe, save it for Louise wink
biggrin Thanks All!
I've got individual thankyou's to do by PM but I will say it was good to see all the new faces, including those I might have scared on the stairs redface rotflmao & especially 36Openminded & HungryPussy who made the effort to come say Hello wave Lovely to meet you :thumbup:
Rolo - great to see you, its been a while! & looking fab, I might add kiss Busty & Mollers - at long last! lovely couple & good to finally get to chat :thumbup: Felix & TLF, great to see you with us again :thumbup: Jane, stunning as usual :rascal:
To the lady who smudged bright red lippy all over my face & let me walk round the Munch like that without telling me redface rotflmao bloody good snog though :twisted:
And to the singers, particularly Mr 'Fook Me He Can Sing' who drove down hell for leather from Glasgow just to be with us (sorry, I dont know your name, but Thankyou :thumbupsmile
To everyone else, especially Vicky & Bazza, Sassy, Dammy & HLB and Varca .... worship & :cheers:
I'm gonna be dead sensible and do the A6 in snow :bounce: :bounce:
just off to the car shop for snow chains and emergency flares rotflmao
bollox! didnt see this :sad:
next time, someone pm me please :thumbup:
Quote by westerross
I'm awfully sorry but we're not going to be able to make it after all.

edited to say: kiss and see you both soon :thumbup:
Quote by corriefem
Well I have a treacle tart, choccie biscuits, loads of exotic fruit and a bucket for when I'm sick lol

nooooo!! no sick in the jacuzzi, hold it in and think of England lol
Melt them down then Sarah, lets see if we cant warm a few ladies up in the proper way :twisted:
Quote by corriefem
Hello can I come in and get warm ...

>>>passes Corrie a warmed glass & adds wood to the fire smile
Actually, as you're a couple looking to meet a fem, as nice as your piccies are, it would be nice to see some pics of the other half of your couple too...unless you're looking for fem:fem play/meet only dunno wink
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why are people scared/ getting nervous? that's a cracking list! :thumbup:
I take back everything i said about the 'crap snow' yesterday - am eating my words now, we've got a white-out :bounce: :bounce: 4+ inches of snow and its still coming :bounce: :bounce: Daughter is out on the street with Mr Dark in a 20 strong mob of kids and parents having a snowball fight, and I'll have a JD by the log fire in the corner please :thumbup:
its definately snowing here now - has been since lunchtime, roads are trecherous as its slushy and wet then freezing , but not settling as thick snow :sad: , if you see what I mean :lol2:
The little Transpeak trundlebus calls, there's no way i'm driving up snake pass in this tomorrow! :scared:
Not exactly sure how, or what time I'll be getting there, but I'll deffo be up for drinkies biggrin
Could I be added too please Sassy?
Cinderella IS coming to the ball :mrgreen:
godmother didnt stretch to a dress though, thank fook :giggle:
Quote by Shireen
No-one's yet said their power is out etc...

If their power is out they wont be able to post to say so dunno :giggle:

redface rotflmao I realised what I'd said as soon as I posted it, but hoped no one would notice rotflmao
aaaaaannnyway , people have laptops , with batteries, dont they? Thats my excuse anyway :lol2: redface
Well !! I bloody not impressed :dry:
Its suposed to be the worst snow all winter....its suposedto be here for days....even the borough council has been round filling the grit bins :shock: - credit to em mind, they actually gritted my road last night for the first time in 6 years :shock:
I've spent the morning making stew and dumplings and homemade broths for Mr Dark's work flask AND had big plans for this afternoon evil I was in 24 hour supermarket buying hats and gloves last night at stupid o'clock, and feel a right tit for doing this thread redface Its not exactly the worst snow we've ever seen is it? Severe weather warning my arse!
No-one's yet said their power is out etc...so, was it all made out to be alot worse than it is? or have the amenities companies etc finally come up with a weather contingency plan that works? dunno
Does anyone think we're going to get a really bad winter ever again? Kids today are growing up not knowing what snow is really about

I think we will - but this isnt it lol ....and you're right about children - I let my daughter watch the news reports etc and got her all excited about how we might get snowed in like Mommy did many moons ago ..she's going to look at me like some kind of complete fool later and i know exactly what's coming: "Mum, is this it????, but you said...." ..:scared:
At least it will up her awareness of the impact of global warming - but the weather will still catch us off guard and they (in the future) won't know what the bloody hells hit them.
Count me in :thumbup:
Mano, maybe you really should give this serious consideration wink
Welcome Lovelies wave
come on over to mine Manolishi! as soon as the car comes back this afternoon - thats assuming it is coming back :shock: - I'm driving up into the Peaks with a flask and the dog to see the views :smitten:
Quote by Mallock2006
Sooooooooooooooo many schools closed.....
A lot of which are closed tomorrow anyway for teacher training so they get to have another day out as next week its half term as well.....

was listening to radio this morning and local radio was making a huge deal out of the list of schools closed around here - stats on how many gritters had been out etc - like some kind of military operation - its where I stole the thread title from :idea: & they'd even done a jingle to big up the impending grinding-to-a-halt status of the area! proper made me :giggle: