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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Hiya Vicky
I'm sorry to let you down with the door hun but the nice man at the TSB says petrol/ drinks and hotel costs on my own just aint happening & I should stay home and be skint & boring lol MOT due that week & have no idea how much that's gonna cost so its safer to drop out now in good time to find another door bitch & let the place go to someone else.
Bollox :sad:
have fun y'all :thumbup:
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yeah have to admit i have read all about it in the papers but knowing what the medias like i tend to take everything they say with a pinch of salt!

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i havent watched any of it so cant really comment (but I'm going to lol) - the programme is heavily edited/ selective over which bits get seen so its worth bearing in mind viewers havent seen the whole story, just the bits that make certain people look bad dunno Much of what I've read about though does feel like the original comments have been taken out of context & blown out of all proportion......but then we've all seen that happen here too! lol
I saw this on a news website:
The furore has seen politicians including Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David Cameron drawn into the row, while 35 MPs have signed a motion condemning the programme, although Channel 4 has stood by it.
TV watchdog Ofcom has now had over 36,000 complaints about the programme, leading sponsor Carphone Warehouse to suspend its affiliation with the show.

and thought.... its a fookin tv programme, ffs! rotflmao I just wish this country would get its knickers in a similar kind of twist over homelessness, rainforest destruction, global warming,poverty, council tax....etc etc etc not some silly bint who's an obvious target to have this lot land in her lap anyway rolleyes
seeee!! I am entirely sane after all and didnt hallucinate this stuff lol
phew wink
I cant find the thread.....but there has been one, and I've seen it happen (unless the bastard was faking it of course :shock:lol ) but I thought it was entirely possible (but not common) for a bloke to be able to orgasm without ejaculation?
I dont mean just any normal orgasm or 'dry' cos he's simply run out lol - I mean those full on mind-blowing ones that are more 'spiritual' than physical - does that make sense? dunno
god dammit where's that thread.....
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I’m back, this munch helped bring me back.

passionkiss
ditto the passionkiss, with knobs on lol
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I would find it hard to think of you as a swinging couple if you do not enjoy sex between yourselfs,surely that makes you as you said just very good friends that share the lifestyle confused:

Good point. However I swing with a male friend from this site, yet we don't have sex each other but we do play together with other people. Does that make sense? lol
makes perfect sense to me Kiss :thumbup:
I'm still struggling with Anglesey's question though dunno
2 months in a hotel and no way of advertising for someone to join you :shock: Man that really sucks! lol
good to see you back now though smile
wave Hello you two! I remember you
now, smackbottom you've been very naughty! where have you been?
Welcome Back :thumbup:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

I can't even remember Missy's cleavage at the munch redface I must have been on the wrong floor at all times sad
Regards
Harry Jones

wrong floor???? You must have been in the wrong pub! :shock: You could see Missy's tits from space ! :shock:

rotflmao rotflmao :giggle:
and yes I agree, stunning biggrin
Ooo, after the mini-hijack (sorry Winchy), actually, I do know someone here who's been hypnotised & had regression therapy , dunno the outcome though...... off to the pm box with a pointer to this thread lol
Juniper_cpl wrote
To cut a long story short, this gentleman informed me that i was a 1/1000 that could not be hypnotised, it is to do with stuborness and being a control freak apparently those types cant let go enough and allow others entrance to the whole mind.

that explanation works for me :thumbup: I dont believe that anyone can be hypnotised , you have to 'allow' it first dunno
anyone else got a story to share? does hypnotism work? dunno
I think the general answer to this would be, the Mods only have your word to go on and there's no real way of proving that Tracey said it was ok dunno
You may be entirely genuine, and all relevant permissions obtained etc etc - but there are people here who do use 'unauthorised' pics from meets they've had previously , there's just no way of proving it, so, I assume the Mods/Admin air on the side of caution - prevention being better than cure dunno
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*Off to google Emotional Freedom Technique*
Unless anyone can enlighten me? biggrin
Fee
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There's laods of info on the net Fee, I dont know enough to try to explain it to others yet, but, in essence EFT is based on the belief that emotional traumas (from this life and past ones) are stored (a bit like an internal scar) in particular parts of the body and cause 'blockages' in energy flow (positive thinking, self-belief, confidence kinda energy). To unblock these channels, you repeat a mantra type statement while simultaneously tapping on a sequence of specific points on the body (similar pricipals to acupuncture/ pressure points , but in EFT these are called Meridians (energy channels) ) . The 'tapping'alledgedy releases the blockage and so allegedly aids the expulsion of a particular trauma emotion. dunno
A member of my family practices this full time and swears by it, she gave me the technique to use for exam stress & self-belief during a rough patch at uni. I dont understand it properly at all , but, I passed all the exams and had none of the usual 'oh my god i cant fookin do this' type panic!
dunno
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Anyway hypnosis is now old hat. The new one is Emotional Freedom Technique or EFT for short. With EFT you are fully awake but it does still deal with the subconcious mind like hypnosis.

I've heard of this - and practiced it on myself. Do you do stuff with chakras too?
lol ok then PK, go for 17 Cherry Tree Lane soap, The Olive Branch shower gel, and Karma soap. If you really feel like treating yourself, go for a Black Magic massage bar (also good for Sheddy - if you buy him something he's less likley to moan *in theory* lol)
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... I've forgotten that one liner....
Love Marie (blueocean) & Carl (bluesman)

bikes and parking spring to mind wink lol
what kind of smells do you like anyway PK.... sweet (honey/vanilla/ strawberry/chocolate type? flowery (lavender, rose, geranium etc) , oriental (jasmine, patchouli, sandlewood etc) ? or zesty fresh scents (lemon, grapefruit, peppermint etc)
as a beginner you can go far wrong with Honey I washed the Kids soap and Angels on Bare Skin cleanser though :thumbup:
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omg i feel like i'm at the oscars

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
and everytime someone posts, when you do the names thing, you think 'omg :doh: i didnt mention them redface' ' shit, how could I have missed xxxx out! :doh:'
happens everytime lol
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.... and to the venue doormen wave I am fairly sure you are looking in!

oh! I do hope so! wave :rascal: lol
Sarah & Mal - thankyou for a fab night, definately the biggest I've been to so far .....soooo many people! Happy Birthday hun and bloody well done kiss
I have a few thankyou's to do, especially to those who took the time to chat with Mr Dark & make him welcome and at ease, it meant alot to me, and him of course lol :rose:
and although I was trying to avoid the names thing simply because there were so many people and I cant possibly mention everyone, there are a few who I couldnt not mention wink
DJAlly & Carla - brilliant! almost killed us all with dry ice lol but the karaoke was fab & thankyou for coming down to do this for us again :thumbup:
Manolishi - bloody good to see you back kiss
Abeline - redface next time!
Huggies lol - you two are just too damn gorgeous, complete with bump! lovely to see you again -please, pre-book the babysitters for little H so you dont stay away too long again, and very best wishes for your new arrival kiss
swing_funs - at last! dont think we need to ask if you enjoyed your first Munch lol lovely to meet you! & Felix and TLF wave
Tune Essence & Angelica - beautiful lady, it was a pleasure to meet you, and Choon, as always kiss
Andjben2003 - thanks for the natter :thumbup:
KinkyLickers - phew, after all that! nice to meet you lol
Sassy_Seren - At last! am so pleased you made it, how did you do with your challenge? lol
Bloke & Polo - finally put the faces to the names! nice to meet you, albeit only briefly :sad: lol
Vix & Reese / Jas & Tim - one day I will just come and invade your corner for a proper natter! good to see you there but shit! at not managing to spend a little time saying hi
not forgetting all the usual suspects - the wobbly one (who definately was wobbling rotflmao) & HLB, Cali & Morb, Earthchild, Dundeecpl, Wideboy, Suze & Bart...good to see you all again. Quite a few I wanted to say hello to but never found - and if I promised you a pm, its en route!
I have decided that me and sober at Munches dont mix lol I feel worse today than I do after spending an evening with my mate Jack! :shock:
Lavendar is a natural sleep aid, hence the name slumbers lol
but no, lie back, relax and think of England for half hour, it'll seriously chill you out, inhale deeply, and the bath itself will aid period pain anyway :thumbup:
the 'sleepy' effect will wear off once you get out the bath and start pottering about - and wont be as potent is you've only used half wink
lol Gem
sounds like a Golden Slumbers - its bits of lavendar in ya bath, and perfectly normal lol
if you dont like the 'bits', put the bomb inside an old pair of tights/ pop socks whatever, and either hang it over the taps or tie a knot and chuck it in as normal :thumbup: you'll still get the smell and the good stuff in your water but no bits lol
I'm about to get Youki-hi'd
Karma'd
Stroked
shimmy shimmied
and whip-sticked
:shock: rotflmao
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I just need to figure out how to use it all now :shock: lol
*Her*

plenty of resident lush experts around here hun - ask! lol
Sorry to hear this 36 :therethere:
but am wondering something about this because of the sig change more than anything else...
do you think the necessity of divorce has in some way come about from your presence & involvement here? I would assume that to call an end to your marriage there are other, more significant 'issues' within the relationship than the sex?
I'm not asking you to post an answer, I dont think its any of our business - but I wanted to ask in order to make you think wink
This thread might be worth another read: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/84507.html and I need to say that if being here and the temptations & possibilities that stem from that are a primary factor or nail in the coffin in the ending of your marriage...have a rethink wink
But, if the love is completely gone, the relationship is making you both unhappy and you truly have decided, 100%, that the marriage is dead, there's nothing there for you anymore and you want out, then have one of these >> :therethere: and best wishes for the future kiss
Varca's asked me to let folk know (Goosey answer your bloody phone!! ) she will probably not make it to drinkies, she's mid-journey and has been called back home as son has had an accident (not serious, but enough to have to get off the train and get one back home to make sure all is ok )
unsure at this point about tonight but she's still hopeful so I'll speak to her later and update :thumbup:
I'm not gonna make it to drinkies but we willsee ya'll tonight :bounce: :bounce:
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:thumbup: rotflmao
it worse when they send you a timetable :shock:

Now that annoys the crap out of me - once I've stopped laughing lol
it is funny, but it does push you (me) to >>>>> banghead banghead :taz: 'what the fuck am I doing here :giveup: ' style disillusionment & pissed off huffiness....and a few more banghead banghead's for good measure lol