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12 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
... a few of the couples i have had pm's off have sent demands! and i hasten to add this is not the majority, but one example was
1. we want you husband then
2 we will want you and possibly him
3, my thoughts were fook off who do you think you are
Earthyxx

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it worse when they send you a timetable :shock:

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12 Jan 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
:shock: its not just soap

Quite right too..
Bath shit is what it is rolleyes

I'll remember that next time I take their products to a doo and offer sensually scented soothing sexy all over body stroking then :dry: cos they make fab lipbalmstoo :twisted: :smug: flipa

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11 Jan 2007

not that I'm fanatical about the stuff, honest innocent

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11 Jan 2007

:shock: its not just soap smackbottom

its a way of life - Live Lush :smug:

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11 Jan 2007

Sarah & everyone, I'm really really sorry :sad: .... I know i've been proper excited, and Mr Dark's really been looking foward (albeit a bit nervous) to this and its only 2 sleeps to go..
but the gearing up has worked and I've got full on fookin Munch fever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ready???????????????

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:cheers: drinkies

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11 Jan 2007

I might make drinkies - I'll be in Notts on a mad hunt for a hat at some point - the one I ordered arrived this morning and its fookin plastic evil

:kick: so am still gonna have to go shopping on Sat rolleyes

let me know where you'll be Sarah & I might call in mid-spending :thumbup:

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10 Jan 2007

Happy Birthday Missy!

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10 Jan 2007

Billy Idol - Rebel Yell lol

not your typical feel-good track but it feels bloody good to me en route to work at 8am at window-rattling volume......:thumbup:

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10 Jan 2007

Quote by Mal
Gut feeling or twitchy nose - normally the best indicators
Mal

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this bloke got your mobile number after chatting to you and already giving you the impression that you were chatting (msn'ing/ pm'ing) with a couple. He's already lied by giving you various excuses as to why you couldnt talk to her before finally admitting she actually doesnt know :shock: (and that's if there even is a 'she') rolleyes

I think what you're saying is that you want to stop him (if 'they' are real) springing this surprise on her because its not a good idea ? I dont know that there's a way to do that hun when 'she' might not exist.
I'm repeating much of what's already been said I know, but if your alarm bells are ringing - listen to them! instinct or intuition is your little internal warning system and its ringing for a reason. The more you talk/contact him the more he may be able to talk you into it or into at least simply talking further, because you're already having pangs of (unnecessary) guilt 'just in case they're genuine' - and he'll tap into that. Stay away.

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8 Jan 2007

Ooo i'm excited already lol

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8 Jan 2007

Felix you crack me up rotflmao

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8 Jan 2007

Drew you really do sound like your avatar looks you know :giggle: how'd you do that?!
*trots off, back of hand to forehead*

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8 Jan 2007

you want the strap-on treatment too do you Felix? lol

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8 Jan 2007

Quote by felixx1416

Why not give him a huge surprise and do him with a strap-on?

:eeek: that would be a suprise
I might go for this one after all :twisted:

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8 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
Ok, in reference to your pm suggesting that i use the manwhore logo that sercher has i thought it would be a good(ish) idea to make my own.....so i'm gonna x

erm the idea is, as its a club, we have the same ones rolleyes

and you dont have permission to be using others pics yet Drew, do you, if you're needing to ask who they are? dunno

I wouldnt advise going any further with that creative streak if I were you until you have the Ok to do so :thumbup:

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8 Jan 2007

there's always one lol

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8 Jan 2007

I was saving the best for last, but you didnt ask lol

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8 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
lucky you dark!!!
How do you get to be in it?
Is it anything like getting membership for SLAG???? maybe you should start a similar one with picture and everything

ooo good grief no, that's sooo last week lol

how do you get in this club? dunno, I make my interest clear and wait for Abi to come to me if she so wishes to. Simple yet effective lol

(i hope

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8 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene
Abi's pussy has its very own fan club
like we didnt know that already!

Fan club is currently looking for new members too ;)
I'm already in it, on the quiet wink

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8 Jan 2007

who's your mate then, pm me with his profile, i'll pm him to check it out, and then we'll be hunkey dorey :thumbup:

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8 Jan 2007

pick your lip up before you trip over it luv , I wasnt pickin on you - your profile made no sense, you're a single bloke with a freeloading mate here to try your luck and see what's on offer while you have one week's free membership. After that, you'll be gone anyway, isnt that what you were saying? dunno

It really doesnt work like that but hey, I'll apologise for trying to point it out to you. Have a kleenex >> :therethere:

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8 Jan 2007

for one week only, oh we are blessed indeed wink

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8 Jan 2007

well, that's much more understandable..... unfortunately business may be a little slow as your mate should have his own account, its not buy one get one free around here you know lol

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8 Jan 2007

Abi's pussy has its very own fan club lol

like we didnt know that already! rotflmao

way to go mr F.C Smudge :thumbup:

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8 Jan 2007

yeah Abi, it'll be sent by pm from Sarah to those who've expressed an interest I would have thought and remains strictly under wraps just like the actual venue details wink

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