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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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I cant stand New Years - like Binxy in my youth it was an all day bender in town, go home about 6, get changed into fancy dress and then back out again :bounce: :bounce:
then I started working doors and it'd be the same thing every year, fights, tears, some twat puking on the dancefloor, 12 o'clock comes and there's beer everywhere while they're all singing with arms round each other, some pissed up tart drapes herself on you and tells you how wonderful you are blah blah blah & everyone wants to snog the bouncers.... by it goes all melancholy and the beer starts really kicking in, cue more fights and crying and the ineviable physical removal of someone rolleyes The last New Years Eve i worked was just after the Tsunami, when images of the devestation where beamed into every pub in town as BigBen chimed - its not an atmosphere I partiularly want to experience again :sad:
And this year, as I've just drove through town, most pubs have signs up because they have a door charge tonight ranging from £2 per person to £10 :shock: and that's just to get in!! I'm bloody glad I'm not part of that & dont envy anybody on the doors tonight. I'll be at home, being very vanilla and boring with Jools, me bottle of Asti , & steak with black pepper sauce lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Have you really got a chance of a MFF threesome if your a single male, on this or any other site?

Honestly?
I'd say the odds are much better for a single male swinger than they are for a single guy looking for a shag wink
Amen wink
Quote by berksbex
To many men there.....

Never mind that! Berksbex!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: welcome home! :thumbup:
where the bloody hell have you been? smackbottom dont do that again!
<hijack mode off> as you were folks!
Quote by PoloLady
It may well piss you off - but it happens.... and more than some will care to admit wink

Oh I totally acknowledge it happens Polo, that's why it pisses me off! lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm going to my first munch in Notts in 2 weeks :shock:
Scared? Me?
Fuck aye ! :scared:

Sassy! lol stop it hun, it'll be fine, you'll love it, and kick yourself for being a wuss within 10 minutes of being in there! kiss
Quote by phil_osopher
Have you really got a chance of a MFF threesome if your a single male, on this or any other site?
I know the site is full of hot blooded males, who would give their left testicle for such a chance with 2 attractive women, but in honesty, what is the reality?
Don't get me wrong if one was offered to me, I would be like their in a shot (preferebly with both testicles intact).
Any offers? LOL
But seriously, give me your thoughts.
Ste

My thoughts are - get yourself a bi-fem co-swinger, and the likelihood increases dramatically. Find one who likes to visit bi/lesbian clubs or swing clubs, and you're onto even more of a good chance.

Christ! :shock:
at risk of you taking this as a personal dig Philosopher (which it isnt) , may I suggest that anyone even remotely thinking about 'getting themselves a single bi fem' reads this first: Single Bi Fems- the Holy Grail?
Single bi fems are not meal tickets to success here, we dont particularly like being used as such, and even worse is the 'latching on' thing that guys think will get them a FFM :dry:
All well and good if its done by mutual agreement etc, but 'getting' a bi fem with the ulterior motive of what she can (allegedly) get you really pisses me right off!
No Jags luv, I was being very sad and refreshing my mailbox page every 10 minutes in the vague hope.......
:cry: I dont get many, but those I do make me feel loved and wanted and a little less on the fringe of things around here..... that little red light is the highlight of my friggin day, and someone's stolen it :sad: I could miss that all important vital wanna shag pm, and then I'll not only be lonely, but a very unhappy little bunny too :cry:
Give it back, now mad I'm a woman on the edge here lol
bollox! I just spent 20 mins and 2 pm's looking for the link to where 'genital shots in avatars are not allowed' is set in stone, and you buggers beat me to it! lol
and just for the novelty of now having cut and pasted it, its here lol http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
ok, i'm leaving now redface
Quote by felixx1416
We going to our first in january and i'm counting the days :bounce: and i also scared :scared: at the same time lol

Ooooo you get to meet Meeeeeeee!! lol :bounce: :bounce: :twisted:
lovely post, glad you had a fab time biggrin
For other user who have not been to a munch and are nervous or unsure we definately cannot recomend it highly enough,

:thumbup:
Hi Rooter
i'm a bit confused, as your sig, profile and ads indicate you're a single male but your post here suggests you're a couple ? dunno
biggrin for those who are feeling the need for some cold outdoor air but every fooker else is being boring.... I give you... *drum roll*..... The ChapelHat Peg Challenge ....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/92155.html lol :thumbup:
g'wan, Its Xmas!! wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Nice one MrsFC :thumbup:
I want to see Bums, Biceps, Thighs, Pecs :happy:

:bounce: :bounce: I'm with ya on this, but I want shoulders, chest and hand pics too biggrin (can tell alot about a bloke from his hands, honest....and his shoulders, and his chest....and his thighs.....and his biceps...... :twisted: )
where's Osker when ya need him rolleyes :twisted:
My daughter and I are fighting over the puter today! lol I'm on here and she's tracking Santa (who is currently in NZ by the way lol) - and the excitement is building! :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Krystal_DeCanter

... but I do wonder if other and more seasoned Posters can see why someone new to all this will feel it is NOT worth making a contribution?
I await the Moderators boot in due course dunno

I couldnt agree with you more horny bear and would ad I am sure lots of posters dont even bother to read the posts of people they dont recognise
Actually, imo you couldnt be further from the truth with that one - I, (and others) pay particular attention to posts by people I'm not too familiar with, the forum has always been a place where sometimes someones personality comes through, or, they have an interesting oppinion, experience, something to say, and for me, I can usually tell if I'll 'click' with someone or not from their post style.....with people who we do recognise, it becomes predicatble what they'll say, what their style of post will be - 'newbies' are far more interesting in terms of 'getting to know you' lol
It's a little early, we might have a blinder of a thread between now & 2007.....but....
Mine was: the 'loss of control fantasy' thread http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81441.html
by far one of the most emotive, educational, on-track, headaches-abound discussions, featuring a plethora of oppinions, questions and contributions of differing views (without it turning into all-out war) I've ever seen on here :thumbup: I dont think it ever reached a conclusion or definitive answer - but that in itself puts it right on up there in the 'best threads' category, imo. It wasnt funny, there are no pics or sexual innuendo/ flirting/ unnecesary niceities, but then I do favour 'discussion' threads and that one gets my vote :thumbup:
edited to add - and for pure entertainment value, it has to be the 'Janet' thread re the guy who's wife needed pics for vetting when she came back from holiday rotflmao (i'll try and dig it out the archives for an airing, I may be some time wave lol)
it's been a while since we had pm victim of the week, hasnt it :twisted:
Quote by Shireen
Penguin is available as a farmed bird, so thats what we have got.

I am still on the fence on this one confused confused I cant tell if you are being serious or not now :lol2:
you've been watching too much Happy Feet on DVD Davej
Ooo Shireen, does Lush count? I bought all my vanilla mates Lush stuff again this year but decided I just couldnt bear to part with it, so have kept it and stashed the lot lol redface
rolleyes now have to brave the crowds tomorrow to buy alternatives lol Its not Terry's , its mine :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I never had you down fer being posh Dark hun... :twisted:

I did say it's only once a year lol