Quote by Abilene
I think the hour is late enough for grown up drinks.............anybody care to join me ?
Ah feck it .... just give me the bottle!!!
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Yep, I think there is such a thing as a 'pretty' cock...... although, I'd use 'attractive' as being more apt (i just tend not to like the people attached to them, occasionally 
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Cocks have far more of an attractiveness when they're real and in front of you - cocks on cam and pics really dont do anything for me because they really do all look the same to me
)Cocks have far more of an attractiveness when they're real and in front of you - cocks on cam and pics really dont do anything for me because they really do all look the same to me
I cant cope with this being on the wagon thing anymore, I'll have a large JD, I'll tell you when to stop, no ice
I'm in the queue for the massage (i need something strenuous and painful :twisted:, patchouli oil if poss and a big strapping bloke with good hands) and if someone adds a couple of logs to the fire and offers to keep my glass topped up I'll be a happy bunny all night :thumbup:
I'm in the queue for the massage (i need something strenuous and painful :twisted:, patchouli oil if poss and a big strapping bloke with good hands) and if someone adds a couple of logs to the fire and offers to keep my glass topped up I'll be a happy bunny all night :thumbup:
Quote by lipsucker
hey all we are asking is for a bit of common decenty to answer peoples replys
but then i guess its asking a bit much
if your so busy and that popular then how come your on here so much as said decentcy deserves an answer or in this case obviously not
... obviously this forum seems to run by certain members or are they all mods do you remember it said when people join that it was a decent thing to do to reply ask the proper mods if you are uncertain now get lost
:mad: you posted in here, you got a decent and informative response....but it wasnt what you wanted to hear so now you're having a go at the people who tried to help?
ffs!!!!!!
put your dummy back in. There's no need to start attacking 'the forum' - your attitude has more to do with why you dont get replies than this part of the site ever will. Given the venom in your posts in this thread, there's no wonder people dont even bother giving you a response to pm's - look what they might let themselves in for! :dry: Quote by sercher01
It took me 4 months of posting in here before I got my first meet with a very special lady .who was then kind enough to take me to my first munch (room 405) where I met some really nice people and had a great time ( no sex was involved)
Sercher, I'm sorry to butt in on your parade, but I cant let this bit pass without a comment
I know personally that this isnt what you meant and the circumstances of you attending your first munch were not as follows...... but....One of my bigpet hates in this scene is the 'success by association' brigade - those who 'attach' themselves to others (particularly single fems) to get a 'foot in the door/ leg up the ladder/ free meal ticket, call it what you will. (excuse the single guy bashing for a mo, this also applies to fems, although imo its rare, the fems tend to 'make it on their own' for obvious reasons). .... Those who 'latch on' to others in order to 'get themselves known' because they cant be bothered/ are not inclined to put the effort in & so strike up 'friendships' and use others with the aimof becoming 'known' by association rather than doing the legwork
If I could add one tip to those you've already given Sercher, it would be, 'dont do it' cos once sussed, there's no quicker way to alienate yourself :kick:
Quote by keeno
It seems typical of our modern society to do what the fook you like as long as there is a pill that will sort it out for you. Taking control of your own body and controlling what you eat, how much exercise you take etc seems to be too much effort for most people. Basically if you look after your body it will look after you.
Eat heathly and get some exercise.
And there endeth the sermon
Sorry
I didn't mean to sound quite so pompous and preachy
I was gonna bite, but, you just redeemed youself, so, i'll let you off 
Now I wasn't going to post this, but I may as well now... Mr Dark has recurring bouts of high blood pressure, we've done the whole no salt thing etc etc etc but made the mistake of slipping back into old habits once the 'problem' went away (
yeah I know, I dont need a lecture) ... excerise-wise that's nil, but he does a very physical job anyway (which doesnt help the BP & because of the bp level excersise is banned, he's meant to be off work too but being a 'man's man' he wont ) ....) & he's shagging me, so, well, lets just not go there eh? Anyway, we know all the diet & excerise stuff & have started a whole new 'regime' (again).... but we're talking high Bp that's at a level of " immediate risk of a heart attack", and i need to do something fast - which is why I ask about these produsts . Of course its not about a quick-fix super pill.......but I guess in a way thats what I'm asking for, anything on top of the meds that will help get him out this immediate danger zone within a couple of weeks , the rest will come from, as most have said, a complete change of lifestyle long-term. My main worry is that there may not be a long term at this rate :shock:
Quote by PoloLady
the two main natural cholesterol reducing extracts are (fuck if I can remember names) an oil extract from soya/rice and something or other which is contained in the white bit of citrus rind. They are proven to reduce production and absorption of cholesterol.... .
adds a Smoothie maker to her Xmas list & dreams up a recipe for masking the taste of lemon pith and soya milk :thumbup:
seriously, I am gonna try that. At the mo I'd try anything.
ok, so how the bleedin' ell do they get away with charging like for a tub of margerine? good grief :shock: and more to the point, advertising something so blatantly that's basically a lie?
I hear what you're all saying about diet - we're doing that , tastes like shite though but hey, its gotta be done - its not a cholesterol problem, but a high blood pressure one - which I'm assuming goes hand in hand He's already on medication, but there must be more we can do 'naturally' through diet etc
seriously, all opinions welcome :thumbup:
I hear what you're all saying about diet - we're doing that , tastes like shite though but hey, its gotta be done - its not a cholesterol problem, but a high blood pressure one - which I'm assuming goes hand in hand
He's already on medication, but there must be more we can do 'naturally' through diet etc seriously, all opinions welcome :thumbup:
I have a question :bounce: :bounce:
but its a serious one, I've already Googled it but I'd really like some input and info from people here, advice, views etc welcome :thumbup: and Shoogle is a bit too 'fun' for this cos I'm deadly serious ...ready....
Do Benecol etc type products actually work? I've seen a new one today that claims to lower blood pressure ...at £3 for 4 tiny bottles - you know the ones I mean I notice the price difference between 'normal' margerine and these 'we promise to lower cholesterol' type ones...so, are they worth the extra or is it a gimmick? is the 'magic ingredient' available in other food stuff naturally, if so, which? and can anyone give testament that using said products actually worked for them?
And what's with these L casei immunitass thingies? - so far, I get that the one with the friendly bacteria is for the digestive system and the other ones that come in yoghurt drink/ marg and yoghurt products is allegedly good for the heart.
Is it just overpriced sour milk or do they really have some benefit?
and yeah I know this is bugger all to do with swinging, but I need to keep Mr Dark breathing let alone swinging
but its a serious one, I've already Googled it but I'd really like some input and info from people here, advice, views etc welcome :thumbup: and Shoogle is a bit too 'fun' for this cos I'm deadly serious ...ready....
Do Benecol etc type products actually work? I've seen a new one today that claims to lower blood pressure ...at £3 for 4 tiny bottles - you know the ones I mean
I notice the price difference between 'normal' margerine and these 'we promise to lower cholesterol' type ones...so, are they worth the extra or is it a gimmick? is the 'magic ingredient' available in other food stuff naturally, if so, which? and can anyone give testament that using said products actually worked for them? And what's with these L casei immunitass thingies?
- so far, I get that the one with the friendly bacteria is for the digestive system and the other ones that come in yoghurt drink/ marg and yoghurt products is allegedly good for the heart. Is it just overpriced sour milk or do they really have some benefit?
and yeah I know this is bugger all to do with swinging, but I need to keep Mr Dark breathing let alone swinging
Quote by Stormwalker
Fancy a long meaningful conversation about life the universe and everything, or shall I just give you a scratch behind your ears?
both sound good, actually
...We're not doing fireworks, daughter's too poorly to go out so she's half heartedly watching them out the window, the dog's terrified and cowering under my desk, and I'm contemplating nipping out to the shop for more wine
mellow conversation - anything but politics
in edit, as it happens I'm in full on mellow mood, the best thing now would be a real fire, good company, thick fluffy socks and ...to demonstrate just how mellow, something like Eva Cassidy in the background.
I reckon i've been doped :shock:
Quote by laterunner
please, if you really are'nt up for it, then keep off the site.......
I think you'll find this is a swingers community not a guaranteed -to-get-a-shag site.
There's a massive mix of people here, many who perhaps arnt ready to jump in the deep end yet, but they're very welcome all the same. To suggest people cant be here because they're not 'up for it' is quite possibly one of the most offensive things I've heard in a good while ....and while I understand you are frustrated at not finding what you came here for, that attitude will get you nowhere. I'm also inclined to think that, having read your profile, the couples you've encountered are perhaps not timewasters, they're just not interested.
Good luck
for Eludril Spray. Quote by Mal
why is it suddenly good enough for here?
Mal
Mine was
I'm not sure if you're asking me personally why its good enough, but if so, I'd say all this, esp the highlighted bit in bold, makes it good enough:
I am not trying to give one rule for one and one rule for another, for the security of the site and the venue it would be irresponsible of me as I have been away from the site to accept people on the guest list that I do not know or can't be vouched for. As was the case yesterday. The couple concerned were understanding and as soon as they could be 'vouched' for they were put on the list and are more than welcome...
...I have had requests on this thread, by pm and by email. To be fair to ALL those that have asked to come and may ask to come, I am willing to fork out the extra cost if it becomes necessary to extend the venue (not look for a new one) so as NOT to discriminate against anyone.
...I have not come back here or brought my munch here to cause trouble, but to enjoy myself as a member.
The move and the wording of the munch was approved by admin/mods BEFORE it was posted and the highlighted area at the bottom was put on at their request and I agreed to abide by their decision.
I fully understand that this is an SH munch and as such it is open to ALL SH members which is what I am doing.
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