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In Edit: I have no idea of the answer as I actually don't understand the question. :doh: But fret not as I'm well aware it's my lack of ability to 'get' what you are saying, rather than your ability to explain.
Markz, shut up 
or do you think, like me, that there's a bigger picture to be considered and bi fems may be put off going because their partner is automatically excluded ? 
(or is it because we have to pay to attend ) and because the male partner is automatically excluded (in this particular case its a 'penis free zone' ) that it is then a 'no no' ? 
Quote by BiWelshMinx
fire alarms rarely malfunction so I would prefer it to be investigated..after all if it was my house I would want someone to 'interfere'.
Minx x x
I was waiting for someone to say that ) and they did come out - because 'fire alarms dont usually malfunction' and I was right to call them, especially as we couldnt see in the house, no signs of a fire, but it could have been a slow smoulder etc so I couldnt just leave it assessed things, were getting ready to 'go in' when luckily the householder came back - and far from being grateful , she went mental at them for busting her back gate,. went mental at me - and i've since found out from my boss that she's also reported me to my employer for wasting fire brigade time :shock: (I have no case to answer, I was 100% correct as far as they're concerned) and was generally a thoroughly ungrateful bitch. 
I'm undecided on this one - even though i've done it 
but I'd certainly like to think someone would do the same for me, and in the big scheme of things, does it really matter if they break a gate/ door/ window etc to check? It's non swinging related though so if that offends, look away now Do you make an emergency call even though you *think* its not an emergency ? what are the implications of that? what about the 'what if's' ? 
or 'talk one of the fems into it ' for you. and the drinkies/ meal for those who want it is PURELY SOCIAL. Quote by dambuster
Is this just for men or can we all have a go?
H.x
It was incredible to watch his face, full on complete ecstasy ... ruined completely by me going ' omfg, are you ok, do you need an ambulance' in a headless chicken kinda way 
- and everytime it ends with me gushing like niagra fuckin falls then collapsing into uncontrollable fits of absolute hysterics I cant help it - I'm not laughing at anything funny, its a spontaneous reaction and I cant stop even if it feels like my ribs are cracking :shock: I have no idea what planet I'm on, where I am, nothing, and it can take a couple of hours to come back 'down' again. The only thing I can liken it to is something I'm not allowed to mention as its against the AUP Quote by ShyGuy1955
Well....here it is, my first post.
I want to "dip my toe" into the waters of swinging and am thinking of visiting a club.
At the moment, I'm only interested in snogging and touching.
Would this be looked on as being unacceptably tame and even insulting to any ladies, even though I am good with my fingers?
Shy guy
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