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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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as if I would :twisted:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
As an aside - I still need a couple of 'hand holders' , and if anyone has spare beds/ floor space or room in hotel rooms/ and car space to and from the venue, please let me know by pm - its time to juggle! :shock:
Abilene - you are on the list awaiting confirmations biggrin
Swing_funs - you have a pm biggrin
One Guy from Kent - you also have a pm!
Sharif you're on the definates list biggrin
places on the main list are on a first come first served basis so please folks, if you get a pm and can confirm, do so wink If anyone has to pull out of the Munch and their place becomes free, Those on the reserve list will recieve a pm, You have 3 days to reply at which point the place will be offered to the next person on the list which I think is fair under the current and active member 'criteria'.
and Marcuso, ffs, STOP IT!!!!!! :scared:
Maybe its not your age that's the barrier luv?
maybe its that you're limited to your local area.... or can only do daytimes... or that there's little info to go on in your advert? this is your first post here on the forums so you're not known yet......you're still 'new' , ads section wont work (imo) for you with a 2 line advert, regardless of age, and in the forums it takes a bit more effort and patience wink
on the plus side though, experience counts wink
I'll be in in a bit, so ya'll have a good hour to talk about me before I walk in unnanounced again rolleyes
rotflmao rotflmao
Peter Kay just creases me , soooo funny biggrin lol
and i have to say it, but occasionally, it'll be some wise crack on here, a smart one liner or one liner followed by appropriate emoticon and that has me giggling like a girl - a bit 'teehee :giggle:' but laugh out loud all the same :inlove: :thumbup:
aaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :scared:
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! :shock:
oi! i'm not pulling your plonker, well, ok, i would be given half a chance, but other than having a dog called Peg, i was serious!
then again, i'm not 41 or 6ft3 either
rotflmao
bump :bounce:
i cant make it - so, anyone else out there wanna go to chams with Mr Rams tonight? biggrin
Hi Steve & Anna
Its not this week (thank god :shock: ) its 3 weeks tomorrow (not that i'm counting :scaredsmile
the list is full while i'm waiting for confirmations, but am happy to add you to the reserve list, and you have a pm :thumbup:
god dammit :kick:
i ticked every one on the list......... then re-read the relationship bit :scared:
:giggle:
good luck hun :thumbup:
puter games? :shock:
i dont know anything about gaming at all , last puter game I played was Mario / Sonic the bloody hedgehog on game boy, the original lol
and now i have that damn tune in my head evil
My daughter's 7, and isnt allowed an XBox etc yet. . Kids spend far too long in front of the TV playing shoot 'em up stuff, i have enough trouble already getting her off Yahooligans & educational type sites so i can have the pc back!
biggrin I'd love to........ but its singles night........
off for a little debate with myself, i'll pm ya later. Meanwhile, if anyone else offers something more definate, take it biggrin
Hello fineguy wave
Welcome to the Cafe wink
i think this is actually in the wrong section, maybe a nice friendly mod will move it for you to Lets Meet Up dunno
but while you're here ya may as well say hi, intro yourself and join in on the threads :thumbup:
Is it anyone elses Bday around this date ? Mr Rams & Dlep are having birthdays too, have I missed anyone? dunno :twisted:
speak up now or forever hold your piece :wanker: rotflmao
pm me with details please biggrin
Quote by neilinleeds
in defence of help desks, i used to work for epson.
:shock: worship
noone knew more about the whys and wherefores of changing an ink cartridge than me. need to know how to plug a printer in? i was yer man. funny noises and flashing lights? all easily fixed with the very technical "grab the print head and slide it about a bit? see what happens?"

Neil, Neil Help!!!
i've got flashy lights and that's about it - as there a bit a can wiggle or something, a magic cure? hitting it & throwing it across the room doesnt work, i tried that with my last one, and thisone's got the same problem banghead
Dont worry DD , i'm sorry to hear that the feathered one is having such a shitty time :cry: take care you two & I'll see you soon kiss
Just a note, for those of you who arn't yet aware of the heavy police presence at Cannock Chase:

Stay safe out there. x
Quote by niceguysdoexist
I too saw the police first hand over the chase that night and I formed the opinion that they were looking for someone specific by the form of their activity. This assumption was confirmed to me when I left and noted the ploice Helicopter making its way over the chase.... :shock:
I dont think we have a Police authority that is prepared to squander its precious resources on Helicopter dogging watch. rolleyes

You might be right there, the current police activity (if you dont already know) is because a woman has gone missing and police are combing the area. The chase might be one to avoid for a good while, actually.
deep relaxation - through yoga or meditation generally can help you develop the ability to block it out - similar to what Shireen describes as selective hearing, and it will certainly help you sleep.
I *think* Ginko biloba is a herbal aid - but check that with your specialist/ GP first wink
Quote by Manolishi

my eyes
without a doubt
my personaility
Incredible
my laugh
Contagoius
my nipples
I have an imagination
my thighs
I can dream
my tatts
Which one
my stubborn ass attitude
Actually I think it's a rather sexy ass that just expresses an opinion


:shock: well, bugger me
kiss
Quote by couple_ne2000
Ok, stop it all now please........my head is growing at an alarming rate :shock: and every one else will start to dislike me and make me stand outside Swinging towers all on my own and throw rocks at me redface
Les x

oh goody, company :twisted:
:happy: :happy: :happy: lol
my eyes, my personaility, my laugh, my nipples, my thighs, my tatts and my stubborn ass attitude :giggle:
i ignore everything else lol