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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by browning
My calfs. My legs were used by timberland when they first started selling boots in the early nineties.

:twisted:
I flit between 3 avatars - Kiss my ass, Darkfire & the Rottweiler.
pretty self explanatory really :giggle:
i was joking!!!!!!!! :shock:
well, kinda. I expect it would be exactly the same arguements as before really, and the outcome the same, but the 'V' word ( lol ) has been bought up alot recently by folk who wern't around at the time of the original debate... maybe its time we had a re-run of why we dont do or even say the naughty word lol for the benefit of those who dont know dunno
Oh, and i'll apologise to all for the naff use of bouncy emoticons in my previous post - i'm not spoiling for a fight and everyone to start falling out etc but i do like 'debate' threads biggrin
:bounce: :bounce: an all out war thread :bounce: :bounce:
i wonder if it would actually go the same way though ...new opinions, new contributors etc.... if left to run ? :idea:
i'm still fetching me tin hat, just in case lol bolt
Never mind bacon & diets luv
where've you been ? smackbottom no leave application, nothing :dry:
Have some crispy bacon on doorstep bread with fresh butter & HP sauce from me , and good to see ya posting :thumbup:
no probs Sharif :thumbup:
it'll have to be the reserve list til more confirmations come in though dunno
once again, a blinder of an LMU post DP :thumbup:
I hate being in Derby and being skint rolleyes
but good luck kiss
I'd be interested - depending on date, cost, & guestlist.
will wait for the definate details before I commit to anything but in theory its a fab idea wink
Blueeyes & Meggo3, you're on the definates list :thumbup:
right then, anymore for anymore :bounce: :bounce:
well, usually i'd say both.... but there's a 6ft3 BIG hunk of a man-mountain in my kitchen, complete with shorts and a tool belt and he hasnt uttered a word yet but i've locked myself in my office for his own good :twisted: :twisted: lol
Quote by dambuster
The other thing for me, personally, is the ads/profiles of people looking for bisexual women, but give the impression that they'll "tolerate" the presence of her male partner mad mad

Ohh that'll be me then wave
Anyway, like Keeno, I dont like 'gynae' shots, or pics from different meets showing different partners, especially dogging ones... and things like 'i've had lots of meets and never had any complaints (so you know you want me)' type statements.
Dave & Alex,
I'm reviewing invites, one of the couples have cancelled their membership so you're now on the main list :thumbup:
Hello Sheffieldmale wave
and dont believe some of the complete bollox some people post about the cafe wink
Welcome biggrin
walks off muttering obscenities about comments from people with a chip on thier shoulder & who dont use the cafe but will come in here and put newbies off with their right royal bollox just because they didnt stick around long enough to find out for themselves
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
can you copy it from your sent box hun, and resend..... cos i really did delete it :giggle:
:giggle: I know its harsh, but how else do you/ we get through 100's of pm's? Most people must realise the ratio of single guys/ couples to single fems, surely dunno and how 'inundated' we get - especially if we've just refreshed an ad/ posted a face/body avatar etc ... j and yet they still expect a 'oooo yes please' reply loon
I've mastered this to a fine art form now, even on my one pm a week ration I get these days, i do the delete button thing as habit rotflmao in fact the feckin thing's almost worn out :shock:
Quote by Abilene
I hope I didnt offend anyone with this post. It is aimed at no-one in particular ... just wanted to offer some advice.
Abi xxx

It wont offend hun, we've all been there lol
Advice from Dark :
1) if they're one liners, press the delete button. If someone cant be arsed to put effort into saying hello then chances are they aint gonna put effort into anything else.
2) If they read like you're a piece of meat and the new fem on the block that someone wants a chunk of before evryone else gets there - delete em.
3) If they sound desperate, or want to be your 'friend', or want to show you the ropes - get rid. Single fems are easy targets for the sucess by association brigade - dont fall for it, delete em.
4) If they're rude or want to know why you havent replied after one pm - delete em. If they're impatient and pushy in pm, imagine what they're like face to face :shock:
5) Cock shots - with the 'want some of this' line ? the delete button is your friend lol
shall I go on? lol
I'm not cynical at all me lol
Quote by fabio grooverider
thanks for putting up a date.... smile
but i sense a problem coming....... sad
a lot of people from the north that would have come to this.... will probably already be going to this...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/74274.html
sean xxxxxxxxxx

:thumbup: Sean
The list for my birthday munch is now full, awaiting confirmations, so I dont see a problem with NE folk having an alternative. It'd be a shame if people pulled out of the Munch as its been arranged in advance, but there is a reserve list waiting for places & we'll see what happens biggrin
I hope no-one's planning a night in with some beers & the site for company on 2nd Sept, its going to be dead on here lol
Quote by DreamerHelen
Can you put me down as a definite please Darkfire hun?
Can't wait!! wink

biggrin done, thanks Helen biggrin
Well I'm the boring one who drove home all on me tod so I'm first back, sober , again rolleyes
Thanks to Sarah for organising, Mal I hope you enjoyed your birthday, nipple biting at a social indeed :shock: lol
Carrieanne, good to meet you at last, how's your head today? biggrin
Good to see the new faces :thumbup: & of course the usual suspects, were there any more bodies discovered this morning? I'm a bit concerned about the biatch lol
Thanks all :cheers:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Can you add us to the reserve list please biggrin
We are new to the site ( :shock: )

:laughabove: :laughabove: added
Anais wrote:
Would love to come along and help you celebrate your birthday....

Added hun biggrin
There's still a few left to confirm so I'll add you all to the reserve list while we're waiting for folk to sort sitters/ get back off holiday etc. If you need the hotel list please pm me asap biggrin
Quote by HarryJones
it will be a great night

Yes it will! :bounce: drinkies :bounce: drinkies :bounce:
Do you still have that posh tank top Harry? lol kiss
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Well, i've debated on this for a few days but as the rumour mill is starting to churn, and I dont know who's involved because no one has bothered to come directly to me as the organiser with their 'issue' , I've decided that its going in the thread.
I hear on the grapevine that some people have a problem with other people being on this list. rolleyes
There is a time and place for SS politics but it's not at this Munch. There will be no confrontations or animosity between guests about things that are fuck all to do with me, my Munch or indeed this site. If that is too much to ask, please have a rethink about whether you should actually attend.
Ta
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