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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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I'm not lol , i'm still feckin here. All on my tod. :cry: lol 2nd week running :shock: i think i'm gonna give up with Chams cos driving down there & back & staying sober on my own is such a pain in the ass (or not, as the case may be rotflmao )
bloody hell NN, wish you'd have seen this earlier!!
A wise man once said: the best thing about oppinions is that they differ :idea:
Congrats Sara! biggrin
dont think 'ooo its only my driving theory test' - its the gateway hurdle to your full licence (the next one being the driving test itself :scaredsmile but I only passed mine this time last year and its one of the best things I've ever done, am still kicking myself for leaving it that long!
well done! :thumbup:
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Hi al, hope you are having a dandy time.
I’m new and I thought I’d start of by saying hi and talking a little about facial hair. I was going to start a new thread but then I found this one.

wave Hiya and :thumbup: to this bit
the rest whooshed straight over my head :shock: dunno
:twisted: are you volunteering Sarah? :happy: I can soon sort you a 'special job' too you know :giggle:
:happy: :happy: Thanks Earthy :happy: :happy:
do you have your outfit sorted yet? mine's on my 'to do' list lol redface
It's still 4 weeks away I know, but I've decided to bring the confirmation date foward and am now looking for confirmations from folk who know they're definately coming / have booked hotels etc as the list is near full and I need to finalise the catering arrangements and badge-making. Gentle nudge pm's will be sent in a fortnight to anyone still left to confirm wink
Please confirm here or by pm and I'll make your name bold in the list. biggrin
There is a hotel list available for anyone who has not yet booked :shock: accomodation so get yer skates on! lol

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Sorry Jools, I pm'd you last night to clarify this but as Sexkitten just did so for you, I'm afraid its a No this time. Success by association doesnt get you far in the end, it really does need to be on your own merit.
The list is now a few places off being full, so if any newbies do want to come, please ask. You must be a current and active contributor to the site, with a post history i can check or be vouched for by someone you have met in person. Feel free to pm me with requests or to discuss. biggrin
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... its the amateur full on porn that really does it for me! No storylines, just sex :twisted:
I'm not into over-made up size 6 porn stars in cheap shoes and the falseness of pro movies either , but real people like us, with stretch marks and naff curtains does. Alot. :twisted:

I've not seen any films like that ........... but must admit, reckon the 'realness' of it would deffo do it for me too! :twisted:
No home-made amateur vids Missy? there's quite a few floating about on the net, but the best ones come via friends , preferably with another party having done the filming - no tripod use = no staring at the same angle and usually gives some close ups between the full bed/room shot :twisted:
i'm just a perv really :giggle:
in the meantime... if anyone else wants to go, the thread is still open! lol
Hiya Silver
let me see what I can do hun but i'm not sure if i can make it yet
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I dont have curtains :shock:
I have blinds :smug:
but its all good, this time last week i didnt have windows :shock:
I need a copy of this vid!! please, someone, anyone lol
I like the full on porn, but its the amateur full on porn that really does it for me! No storylines, just sex :twisted:
I'm not into over-made up size 6 porn stars in cheap shoes and the falseness of pro movies either , but real people like us, with stretch marks and naff curtains does. Alot. :twisted:
Thankyou biggrin
i see you dont give up at the first post either luv, good to see you back lol
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It's amazing someone so quiet in RL can come out with such a mound of bollox on here lol lol lol

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rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
I'm nice to them dunno
i dont make a wax image of them and stick pins in it dunno
ohh shit, no, i know the answer to this, if I fancy a guy, the main signal is the :thumbup: as i hitchike to the nearest psychiatric unit
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i used the bbw chat room a lot and have found that most guys go in there cause they think its a easy shag room, cause somehow bigger women are desparate and will agree to meet easier, personally i think very few of them actually like bigger ladies its just a case of 'any holes a goal' ...
i wouldn't shag someone a didn't find attractive just for the sake of having a shag so make you wonder who the real desparate ones are wink

NN i feckin luv you I do kiss tell it like it is Gal :thumbup:
What?? You basing yer judgements on the reactions of wank-merchants in the chatroom?? I cannot imagine two smart cookies doing that!! Tell me I'm wrong! There are some of us with a brain ya know!! smile
Its not justwank merchants in the chatroom Choon, and unfortunately it is my oppinion that *some* BBWs are easy targets for the every holes a goal club - because like everyone else, perhaps more so because of self-image and self-esteem issues, there is an innate need to feeldesirable, sexy, confident and wanted. I've seen it so many times it makes me sick.
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so I would like to start things again by saying a big hello to everyone in here wave

Brilliant biggrin Hello to you too Passionflower wave
Welcome biggrin
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Single males new to this site need guidance from more established single guys, and i publicly thank Marcuso for helping me when i started.

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Back to beachwhale comment just to clear it up - I want a guy who can throw me on bed and show me who is boss, not one that might break if you play too hard and who can't cover your nipple with his hand let alone whole boob. Just nice to feel that protection/feminitity thing going on I think.
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Fook yeah :inlove: Amen to that!!!!!!!! biggrin
bleedin 'ell , what brings you back here Blue?
tin hats at the ready :giggle: