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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by osker99
there is just something horny about warm rain.....
...an animal instinct thing

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Quote by dambuster
Well; redface we've done it, or rather, redface she's done it redface
It's just waiting approval and will/might be available here for a short period of time.
redface redface redface redface redface On behalf of both of us redface redface redface
Oh - and she says, "You need to turn up your sound"
*db - really, really really giggling like a girl

just cos its feckin hilarious lol lol lol lol
Bump :bounce:
not....
the little dancing chocolate starfish ????? to adagio for strings :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
oh bad bad thoughts redface redface rotflmao
now that you've successfully let people know you've pulled:
shes an absolutely beautiful looking woman
beautiful face
slim
large chest
imaculately turned out
blonde hair
dark eyes

and she's in a long line of 30+ other fems you've met with
i'm inclined to say
discrete my arse.
Quote by Calista
I just like to look different when I do go out.
Cx

:thumbup: same here, day to day I dont go out without eyeliner/ mascara but usually little else unless i'm particularly making an effort
which is also why usually for a munch or vanilla night out etc, i tend to 'put my face on' - because i like to make the effort and look a bit different to how i do everyday when it really doesnt matter whether i look like shite or not lol
New ones biggrin
a whole brand spanking new comp, with new entrants entrys fuck it, people joining in lol , new pics/avatars etc :thumbup:
Quote by Sarah
Ok I've found mine although please remember they are no longer pierced rolleyes

Then we need a new photo shoot please
lol
Maybe we need a resurrection of the entire competition biggrin
it is 2006 ! lol
Quote by bbwcouple69
So ....my reason for posting was I happened to look at Darkfire's profile for the first time today and her comments on her profile restored my faith in swinging - so thank you Darkfire biggrin

:shock: blimey kiss
but dont thank me just yet luv, that profile and the way i 'go about things' here is the primary reason I cant get a meet !! lol lol
I think i might go shopping tonight, Tesco & Asda are 24 hours arnt they?
Quote by dambuster
oooo'er Missus redface

aww Dammy luv, dont be :scared:. i'm only playing joking, and besides, i'm underage rotflmao
Quote by dambuster
I think that if we have successful "post-December decision" Munch season, it will again be very useful. Even more than before, given the (let's not bring it up) "race" between sites to stage social functions wink

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:gagged: :gagged: lol
Dambuster. hereby certified as : Torn between a rock and a hard place .
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
somebody come shag me, quick :twisted:
fuckin hell did i just say that outloud ?? redface redface redface rotflmao
its coming :bounce: :bounce: its rumbling here :twisted:
car bonnet on drive just doesnt have the same effect though does it rolleyes
Quote by tattyxpx
dunno Is it my simplistic mind that says to me, why have 2 of what you have, when enough time/effort/and though went into the first lot dunno
Then again its me and this lazy arse of mine, I just couldn't be arsed with all the who wants whats etc....
Can't we just leave things as they are... and those of you that want a pin, get yerselves along to a social/Munch, or whateverthehellthey're called these days and buy one off those that have them dunno
Is that just too simple and easy ;)

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the problem is that supplies are almost out, we dont have any more pins other than the few NWC has :cry: It may well be a case of when they're gone, they're gone. :cry:
Quote by R n M
I came home this morning to find my daughter out the front with a crowd of neighbours. They had a siamese kitten which they all said was a stray and asked me to take her in. She's had good nose around the house and is sleeping in the lounge now.

good grief, not you too!
yesterday morning, builders are at full steam ahead with the doors open, and in walks this scraggly arse kitten :shock:
i only do black cats so had no intention of letting it stay - fed it, gave it a drink cos its hot and expected it to bugger straight back off again.
Big mistake. smackbottom
i've spent 2 hours this morning with the nit comb and tweezers de-fleaing it , it spent the night in my office in a cardboard box and my bloke fed it tuna for breakfast :shock:
they do say that cats choose their owners. I dont think this one's going anywhere rolleyes
and its still scraggly arse and ginger ffs lol
ok ok lol lol
yes, i love thunder and lightening
preferably when its light summer rain or even pelting it down. on the car bonnet somewhere in the derbyshire peaks... it drowns out the ohhhhhh fuck yessss bit and adds a little theatrical impact..... :twisted: lol
Its rainied a little here , but the thunder's missed us I think
unless its coming later :twisted: :twisted:
Thanks Karl but its specifically tonight I'm thinking about
cheers anyway :thumbup:
jesus are you mad?? edit those numbers out quick before you have half the site calling you!!!!!!! rolleyes