if anyone posts that SH is full of timewasters and couples who are not genuine/ dont do single blokes in the next few days I think the rottweiler might come out to play
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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The edit button is my best friend when it comes to spelling mistakes - or as is usually the case, typos.
but one thing i do do alot, particularly in funny/ banter threads, is type how I speak - I use words such as 'aint', 'sommat', 'kinda' or 'eh?' but that's my post style rather than a deliberate bad English.
then there are the other posts, when Dark gets all eloquent and incredibly good at spelling, grammar, punctuation, the works, if (a) i'm serious (b) i'm making a point (c) I'm pissed off or (d) I'm typing with steam pothering :twisted:
I do tend to pick up on when people are typing bollox because they can't be bothered with proper English, and when they're genuinely struggling on the forum perhaps because they're dyslexic. I think we exclude many people on here simply because of that - but I'll be the first to admit that proper, or at least a reasonable attempt at punctuation drives me nuts :taz: - especially in LMU where you would think people would try hard to make a good impression, and then they post a whole paragraph will no full stops ! above anything else, it makes it incredibly difficult to read/ understand
oh, and txt spk is just plain laziness
but one thing i do do alot, particularly in funny/ banter threads, is type how I speak - I use words such as 'aint', 'sommat', 'kinda' or 'eh?'
but that's my post style rather than a deliberate bad English.then there are the other posts, when Dark gets all eloquent and incredibly good at spelling, grammar, punctuation, the works, if (a) i'm serious (b) i'm making a point (c) I'm pissed off or (d) I'm typing with steam pothering :twisted:
I do tend to pick up on when people are typing bollox because they can't be bothered with proper English, and when they're genuinely struggling on the forum perhaps because they're dyslexic. I think we exclude many people on here simply because of that - but I'll be the first to admit that proper, or at least a reasonable attempt at punctuation drives me nuts :taz: - especially in LMU where you would think people would try hard to make a good impression, and then they post a whole paragraph will no full stops ! above anything else, it makes it incredibly difficult to read/ understand
oh, and txt spk is just plain laziness
Quote by carterfun
ok i hit a sore note there, just seem alot of non genuine cpls on here asking for cock shots and to wank on cam, just not my kind of thing,
so i apoligise if i said wrong thing.
im nice really
and have met some nice people
just been let down again
frustrating, isnt it.
so, like others have said, do a bit of work on your profile/ad, be specific about what you're looking for - and get rid of the gay female couple/ gay single female but - they're gay hun, by default they aint looking for single males!!
there are lots of genuine couples here who like to meet single blokes, but, (broken record) there are literally thousands of single guys looking too - so why should a couple pick you? you really do need to either (a) sell yourself in your ad/ profile or (b) get yourself known socially here on the forums, and stick aound long enough to get to know folk. Charging in like a bull in a china shop wanting a meet 'tomorrow' wont work.
mdr, added well i've had 6 attempts at this thread but without my mojo my head just wont play ball either at the mo I think that's perhaps because I dont have a 'middle ground' 
or maybe I do but I'm just not using it......... or maybe the middle ground is just so god damn hazy I cant see them at the mo
:idea: i might be back later
I think that's perhaps because I dont have a 'middle ground' or maybe I do but I'm just not using it....
..... or maybe the middle ground is just so god damn hazy I cant see them at the mo :idea: i might be back later
H, would you go back and study more, or have you done for a bit now?
I think there's alot to be said for part-time teacher training,because you can always tutor adults/ community education/ work on short-term arts projects to bring in extra cash, but it will mean more study
I missed uni dreadfully wthin weeks of leaving & I'm still itchng to get back into student mode
I think there's alot to be said for part-time teacher training,because you can always tutor adults/ community education/ work on short-term arts projects to bring in extra cash, but it will mean more study
I missed uni dreadfully wthin weeks of leaving & I'm still itchng to get back into student mode
:bounce: :bounce: Congratulations H_x !!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce:
bloody well done you
suggestions;
Teach (with a PGCE on top)
Gallery owner/ worker/ exibit organiser
Private Artist
Community Art Worker - helping others express themselves through art
but my friend has a fine arts degree and used that as a stepping stone to creative arts/ healing, and now owns her own workshop where I've worked with some very emotionally damaged young people to express themselves through sculpture & artwork
you never know where it might take you hun - but first, the celebratory drinkies!
bloody well done you
suggestions;
Teach (with a PGCE on top)
Gallery owner/ worker/ exibit organiser
Private Artist
Community Art Worker - helping others express themselves through art
but my friend has a fine arts degree and used that as a stepping stone to creative arts/ healing, and now owns her own workshop where I've worked with some very emotionally damaged young people to express themselves through sculpture & artwork
you never know where it might take you hun - but first, the celebratory drinkies!
'gay' in this sense is a 'yoof' slang, chav language, as Keeno says, used to describe something that's lame, dull, 'square' or basically crap
I spend alot of time with young people and talking/ listening to them is like speaking a whole new language! but I'm learning, innit
new words I've learnt, for example:
mint = good, wicked
mad = cool, alright, acceptable
innit = added to the end of each sentance for no particular reason than to make things complicated because everything they say then sounds like a question
pants = bad, not good, crap
fat = good, cool, funky
squids = quids, money
canna = can't
spankin = new (as in brand spankin new :shock: )
some more will come to me later
sometimes I forget where I am and talk like that to other adults, and they realy dont have a clue what I'm on about Some of the kids even have their own language, its a very local thing, passed down the generations, in one particular town, now that's fat!
I spend alot of time with young people and talking/ listening to them is like speaking a whole new language! but I'm learning, innit
new words I've learnt, for example:
mint = good, wicked
mad = cool, alright, acceptable
innit = added to the end of each sentance for no particular reason than to make things complicated because everything they say then sounds like a question
pants = bad, not good, crap
fat = good, cool, funky
squids = quids, money
canna = can't
spankin = new (as in brand spankin new :shock: )
some more will come to me later
sometimes I forget where I am and talk like that to other adults, and they realy dont have a clue what I'm on about
Some of the kids even have their own language, its a very local thing, passed down the generations, in one particular town, now that's fat! 
hwoar: oh god, i've just got up and now i need a lie down 
