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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by claicerrig
Monster s4
Bandit 1200
Kramit 250 mX
Currently sitting at home with a cast after binning bike in mallory 2wks ago
Any one from north wales fancy meeting up for a cuppa?
Dark are you doing the Rock & Blues then ?
Clai

of course! why, are you coming? :bounce: :bounce:
:thumbup:
on the strength of the post alone, i'm tempted biggrin
now that's saying something!! :shock: good luck
Quote by oralgift
hi, i will need a lift to the social, as most of you know im disabeled and use a wheelchair, but i can move myself from chair to car easily enough etc. i live in berkshire outside slough, in southeast uk, so would be very grateful to anyone, who lives close by or will be passing thru on their way too derby etc, who cld give me a lift. i would of course pay towards petrol costs. my wheelchair is average size and can fit in most boots. if anyone has further questions, and/or can help, please pm me. thanks. smile

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: kiss
I only passed my test last year! redface rolleyes
'Our' first car was a Blue Escort Ghia 1.6..... then a red one exactly the same which died in a head on smash at 60mph, with the engine ending up where the gearstick is - and neither of us lost limbs and daughter & dog in the back without a scratch on them :shock: ......
so... my car is a 1.6 Escort Cabaret, and I dont think i'll ever drive anything else :inlove: she gets me from A to B, drives like a dream, is showing signs of rust and swallows keep crapping on her, but she's all mine lol
ohhhhhhh no fair!! sounds fab!!
have a good one Gem biggrin
piccies and stories when you get back please wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Although over the last month or so I've been stressed out with work and unwell and I seemed to have lost my Mojo :shock:

Mojo??? its so long since I lost mine I cant even remember what it is !! lol redface :cry:
now what was that about 'pieces of meat' mentality we once discussed? dunno
Quote by Bloke2005
Well I dunno about solo performances but I have become very aware that some women like to watch two blokes since we found chat here redface wink

and not just in chat either :rascal:
Quote by dambuster
I could probably be with you in about as many minutes if I come alone, or slightly longer if HLB comes (she squeeeeeeks if I go TOO fast)

in Dark's head said:
I could probably be with you in about as many minutes as it takes me to come alone, or slightly longer if HLB comes (she squeeeeeeeks if I go TOO fast
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not only that, then I went on to imagine the "squeeeeeeeek" lol
and then you Arfur , doing it fast :shock:
omg, where's me coat? i'm going now ! redface redface redface redface rotflmao bolt
too much info lol
i'm tightrope walking the line between vanilla and not so vanilla here, and I know what I read that as, when I shouldnt have lol redface
:giggle: redface
Quote by dambuster
or slightly longer if HLB comes (she squeeeeeeks if I go TOO fast)

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redface redface
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rotflmao rotflmao
just spat me coffee lol you have nooo idea how tmi that was, sat here, in my vanilla world lol
try this :

and look for your nearest GUM clinic. Testing at GUM clinics (usually departments within hospitals) is confidential. You dont even have to give your name.
wink
Quote by andy2120
why didnt she say , u must wear a condom

maybe because she'll play bareback, on the word of someone who says they're D&D free? dunno feck knows lol
with that case of the that 42 year old women giving HIV on purpose to random guys, i'm not gonna do bareback anymore, make them do a std test first.
why? just use a condom every time and go for regular check-up's yourself - peace in your own mind and none of this relying on people's word as to wether they're D&D free or have had a recent test. why take the risk? dunno
i'm not actually sure why people have that 'must be d&D free thing, I dont understand what it means, but I'm assuming its also part of the cleanliness/ hygiene thing and maybe people dont really understand what DDF might mean in terms of will/ wont play unprotected ?? dunno
Quote by andy2120
why didnt she say , u must wear a condom

maybe because she'll play bareback, on the word of someone who says they're D&D free? dunno feck knows lol
wink lol
i know you know the score Mike, but it just goes to show how some people can be misinterpreted, and how others should take a spoonful of their own medicine at times wink
Its on the 24th June - or was dunno Manchester .
NaughtyWiganCouple are the organisers, drop her a pm wink
Quote by lavabubble
I would quite fancy the whole hooped skirt and bodice thing (along with a bit of skirt lifting too :twisted: )

Bodice popping, bloomers and breeches??? Ooooooh Mr Darcy :inlove: rotflmao
Quote by well_busty_babe
can we please have an invite too?

biggrin of course!
Harry Jones wrote:
Well I've got my hotel booked now so that makes me a definite definite.

biggrin you most definately are!
Quote by clinguist
Ladies all dressed as maidens with long braids, and the men as the viking raiding party smile
...... but yeild to the ones they don't mind a good pillaging from?
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I am so getting flamed for this arn't I ? biggrin

sod the vikings, I'll go for the being-carried-off-by caveman option wink
ahhhh the power of positive thought . you keep telling yourself that sweetie, it'll all be ok in the morning :therethere: