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13 Jun 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
give up the daily grind here, sell everything and move somewhere sunny, buy a boat and spend my days taking tourists out sightseeing and fishing. maybe try and open a little bar for some evening entertainment. just fancy getting away from some of the crap that comes from living here and live a little more simply

sounds fantastic
maybe in another 20 years when I actually have something to sell rolleyes

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but Its the whole idea of living more simply that appeals so much to me, to be self-sufficient and live a bit olde worlde - no more of this rat race and daily grind because its what's expected of us, more that I would choose to do it for me & my family and frankly stuff everyone else. Not sure as i'd be any good at fishing on a boat mind you, but the principal of it sounds great biggrin

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13 Jun 2006

bump :happy:

13 Jun 2006

is the up to date confirmed guest list available yet please, and can you pm it me if it is. biggrin

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Fancy moving out into the country and finding Darkfire as your neighbour? :twisted: That really WOULD be paradise!

thats it, someone fetch the white coat people

13 Jun 2006

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13 Jun 2006

Quote by browning
Dambuster, i hate football as well.
I'm doing up my landrover whilst the world cup is on, come and join me and the lad's.
You any good at making tea?
If england get in the final, i'm staying indoor's for 24 hrs.
One good thing about the football, loads of england flags everywhere, nice to see.

I can make tea :rascal:

13 Jun 2006

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cheesy but funny , you're gonna fit right in! wink

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13 Jun 2006

sounds a bit more than kosher - sounds fab biggrin

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still think the name gives off totally the wrong idea though!! :shock: rotflmao

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or is that just the way my head works :twisted:

13 Jun 2006

a chocolate-box cottage or small farm , out in the sticks with a bit of land to be self sufficient and that's it really. To wake up early in a morning to collect eggs for breakfast, to drink freshly ground coffee in a picket-fenced garden & earn through my own little cottage industry biggrin

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omg how pink and fluffy was that :shock:

13 Jun 2006

call me naive..... but what's a farmyard party and why does it sound so dodgy? lol

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13 Jun 2006

i got it :shock:

13 Jun 2006

Council Tax mad

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currently paying a much lower amount than many people - but I'd love to know exactly what it is I get for my a month.
Knackered roads with pot holes the size of the grand bloody canyon, bins emptied per fornight not weekly, gritter lorries dont have us on the map, no local police station just a mobile unit parked in the town 3 days per week, a massive crime and drugs problem, a sexual health clinic with no nurse, other voluntary sector projects that serve the community closing like dropping like flies because the borough council wont help fund them.....
and they dont hang about if you're late with a payment - my Â£87 pays their stationary bill I think for the nasty threatening letters they send out to pensioners who cant afford their damn council tax out of their measly pension. Its money down the feckin drain, may as well have a bonfire every month and light the bloody thing with Â£10 notes. evil

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12 Jun 2006

what they said. cant be arsed to say owt else to be honest - but one day soon I will get this tatooed on my head : "you get out of thgis site what you put in"

12 Jun 2006

I'm so crap at this stuff so tend not to post any contribution at all , but am thinking of you Chesty xx

12 Jun 2006

I'm a bit too young to fall into any of those boxes luv,
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you hit on it right at the end - sense of belonging. Now, wether many of us have addictive personalities and the innate need to belong somewhere is a big factor in this, I dont know, but I strongly suspect it is. Results of your poll from you old farts out there should be interesting though if I'm right lol

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12 Jun 2006

Quote by yuugiri
If she doesn't squirt i know its because i'm doing something wrong !!

at risk of starting another squirting thread, I had to reply to this bit.
While I realise you are speaking from your own personal opinion & circumstances, I woud hate to think of guys (and gals) out there having a thought in their head that their Mrs doesnt squirt cos they're doing something wrong :shock: :cry:
yes there's a technique to it usually, but actually 'being able' to squirt or gush depends on laods of other personal factors - it has so many variables - hormone levels, time of month, position she's in, how relaxed or comfortable she feels, wether you're using cock, tongue, fingers, toys...... how long you've (or she's) been stimulating her for...... blah blah
alot of women think they just cant squirt/gush - now, maybe that's true, or maybe they just havent experienced it yet, and I think the more you push or try for it to happen, it wont. Its one of those things that just 'happens' and leaves you thinking 'woaaaa wtf??? :shock: lol

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' which then turns into ' :twisted: :twisted: omg wow'
ooo i'm rambling again redface

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- but to get back to the point , if she doesnt squirt, its not necessarily because you're doing something wrong, imo. wink

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12 Jun 2006

I am so glad to see the return of this, we have lots of newer members who might want and benefit from the mentoring scheme and i'm happy to volunteer :shock:

12 Jun 2006

erm yep, i'll be there, providing i dont get lost en route :shock:

12 Jun 2006

Quote by MikeNorth
It's good to be here - a breath of fresh air.

inhale deeply Mike biggrin

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we have reserve tanks too if anyone's just popping in for a breather so plenty to go round :thumbup:

11 Jun 2006

Dizzy

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feel free to pm wink

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and emoticons? well, most of the faves are here - the only extra ones are visible if ya 'view more emoticons' , that's it I'm afraid. That said, the only 3 I need that we dont have (nor does anywhere else) are:
:arrow: 'side swipe with claws out'
:arrow: 'passes out/ faints'
:arrow: and 'bearing teeth rottweiler' lol

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maybe admin will work on it dunno

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11 Jun 2006

oooo it's going to be a tearjerker/ emotional rollercoaster this one :shock:
>> gets the kleenex to hand lol

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Danem, I'm actually choked here (yes i know, i think the sun is getting to me)
my most memorable are either (a) the passionate i-need-you-right-now type where the sparks are near visible or (b) the one's that usually mean goodbye, but not just any goodbye, the one when you know you wont see each other again, ever, and everything you've wanted to say to them but couldnt is given in the kiss instead.

11 Jun 2006

Nice one FB, i'm going back to my corner with my large JD and spanking stick now. biggrin

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11 Jun 2006

:shock: Pimms :shock:
fluck me its going from bad to worse lol

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someone please relieve me of bar duties cos I aint heard Pimms since about 1983 lol

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(hiya Cocoa biggrin

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oh, spoke too soon - wave

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BSB!! good to see you back from the op even if you are crock legged lol

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11 Jun 2006

ES, have these :
- I got them in respose to HLB's post, but we are not doing politics here so perhaps look on them as a gift from friends you've been to visit, with love? biggrin

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With regard to the title, the GFZ comment was a bit tongue in cheek - as is this actual thread really -I'll change it if the majority so wish me to, but it was meant as a simple gesture of welcome for those who might want to come through the held-open door, be it for a fleeting visit or perhaps longer term. I for one am very happy to see everyone here so far, be it for one post Hello's or anything else. Politics should never come before friendships, the rest is individual choice biggrin

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and i'm still not going to allow this to degenerate into politics of who's where and why, so i'll play barmaid again, and who wants a drink? biggrin

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11 Jun 2006

Quote by EagerSlut
Thought I'd just drop by for a quick beer if that's ok?
Not stopping though! :grin:

not a problem ES :thumbup:
erm, should I change the title of this to the sunday evening GFZ thread???? lol

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11 Jun 2006

sunshine's still out then? lol

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11 Jun 2006

passionkiss

mind if i join you with one of those before i disappear and do some gardening? biggrin

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someone down the road has crancked up their bbq and I'm feeling the need to do something about my 3 ft high lawn so that one day I might be able to invite some folk round :shock: lol

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11 Jun 2006

Stowford Press ?? :shock: - can you tell I'm not a cider drinker? lol

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i'll have a look in the cellar....
but - while you're here FA, have a good 'holiday' , come back to us, that being us whereveryou come back to, having refreshed and taken stock wink

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11 Jun 2006

anything else I can get you lovely ladies? :rascal:

11 Jun 2006

the word 'politics' is hereby banned from the thread (oh, how apt lol

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chilled beer was it? coming right up biggrin

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