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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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i'll leave my phone on this time, that way we can call each other when we're all lost :shock: lol
Quote by gentlemanfor2
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Any one can down load photos of any site "so whats the point " when a woman to woman chat was bieng offered .
we proved that on certain days we come as a cple.
BUT
thank you for your interest and comments for what it was worth which infact was NIL

Chaotic hun, even if i passed a shovel over its gonna be pretty hard to dig himself out of this one. Frankly, like Celestria says, if he didnt want comments, dont post - especially when you cross over from the chatroom to the forums with a chatroom mentality.
I dont give a flying fuck who's seen who on cam etc and who's offering to chat to who - one single bloke, two profiles, two usernames and going on cam occasionally as a couple with a female fuckbuddy and insisting on doing fem to fem phone calls with no pm tennis etc smacks of using the fem as bait, like its all kosher and reassuring when you start dropping names and letting the fems do the legwork. confused
I dont care what you folk do over in the Derby chatroom, or the A6 dogging group, but we dont do it here. That's my opinion, if you or Gentlemanfor2 thinks my interest and comments are worth NIL, that's fine, but i'll say them regardless, and you should know that.
I really ought to delete that, as Uncle Dammy is here and is going to bollock me for my lack of " tact and diplomacy" , so I'll just quote this bit :
Dambuster wrote:
Ah - but then there's always "success by association"
and leave it at that.
Quote by freckledbird
:cry: awww FB. I wanted to frisk Vix, I've been waiting all morning for this! :twisted:

Shall we both do the honours? I'm happy to share :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :thumbup:
:cry: awww FB. I wanted to frisk Vix, I've been waiting all morning for this! :twisted:
gentlemanfor2, your attitude is REALLY spoiling you you know
and name dropping aint gonna help you now rolleyes
omg Pete, have you tried the one called 'beatbox effect'???
i am sat here .... :shock: :shock: :shock:
brilliant! biggrin
ah, i remember the said day - would that be the one when the town's lamp posts and traffic lights had several people swinging from them for 2 hours and every route in or out was blocked by people having impromptu street parties around their vehicles loon
i seem to remember being on the door of a certain public house that day. :scared:
I didnt know you were there otherwise I might have biggrin - I'd been stuck working all day til 3pm , drove back via a certain A road and didnt pass another vehicle travelling either way :shock: - you know that awful feeling you get when it suddenly dawns on you that perhaps the road is closed cos there's something terribly wrong on it somewhere..... or its actually shut and in another half a mile you might just stumble on several large yellow vehicles and men in high vis jackets ( :rascalsmile ..... surreal is a good description :shock:
gentle frisking and long licking, my speciality :twisted:
I propose lots of picnic blankets, a large field, everyone bring a hamper and I'll get the wine chilled again :happy:
it was one of them ruffians we've just let in wasnt it :shock:
I failed in my frisking duties Sarah, is there anything I can do to make it up to you? :rascal:
Quote by Pete_sw
Dark, I hope you frisked this lot before you let them in rolleyes
ok, sheddy, u check the paperwork, I'll conduct the strip searches :twisted:

Oh buggger, I forgot about the frisking redface redface
form an orderly queue folks, its better I get to you before Pete does biggrin lol lol
You're already here !! biggrin
Now all you need is some banter, some more info about you/ what you want/ what you're looking for in a person in your ad/ profile and maybe a pic (no cock shots rolleyes lol ) ..... some participation in the threads and alot of patience, and believe me, you've already found the place you need. wink
Quote by Mewantsalot
Well i have not got chicken legs, beady eyes or bollocks that work! It is really interesting to learn what makes people tick.

yes I noticed :twisted:
and yes, it is. And you're doing just that :thumbup:
Welcome to SH, by the way biggrin
TLC and freedom of speech will work just fine right now

I think we can manage that for you two wink , but no politics. Now, c'mere biggrin :therethere:
FB ffs, open a bloody window rolleyes lol
kiss
bedraggled as in the just been shagged and got out of bed look? :twisted:
or just bedraggled and needing TLC?
I should have done a bit more prep work for this.........*runs off to get massage oils* lol
ok, i get what all the flags are about, now, someone please explain this football thing again redface redface redface
i drove through my town centre this afternoon and the only thing moving was the tumbleweed :shock:
Quote by ITlaff
Here's our pic of ENGLANDS Flag ........enjoy

:thumbup: fab artwork lol
i need to have a go at this redface redface
*wanders off wondering how those paint brushes feel........ innocent *
carrot juice?? feckin hell :shock: , would that be bog standard or organic? lol
one carrot juice for the lady :beer:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sorry, I think I just farted redface

ok, farting competition it is then
*parp*
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