all those bad lads in one place, and not getting any .........
ohhh yes please :twisted:
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by Martin_M
I have a scar over a foot long on my right ankle that goes up my leg,....
I hurt it playing golf (its a long story) and had a ligament reconstruction and was in plaster for frickin ages.
now then..... hurt it playing golf....... or bullet wound
fell off bike as a child ...... or got glassed in a fight
cut self shaving.... or survived a 70mph crash on the Harley
see what i mean
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Sounds incredible.
Not experienced this with a woman.
How does the fluid compare to sperm? Such as consistency? Is it all Ovum?
Absolutely fascinated - Just imagine major squirting women with heavy cumming men - what a fabulous mess!
oooooooo there's an event for the SH olympics!! right up your street too Spurter
Lambchop, we have met briefly, once. Do not make me drive to Manchester at this hour of night.
Get your butt into my pm box, anyone's pm box, hell, you can even have my phone number :shock:
many of us have been there luv - its late, you've had stuff going round in your head for hours, and none of it will make any sense or unravel so you can see any light through the grey fog or a solution to the problem.
If you're drinking, pour it away, right now, make a note of the number Cocoa has given you and please, take one of us up on the offer of a listening ear.
and I'm not kidding about driving over there either.
Get your butt into my pm box, anyone's pm box, hell, you can even have my phone number :shock:
many of us have been there luv - its late, you've had stuff going round in your head for hours, and none of it will make any sense or unravel so you can see any light through the grey fog or a solution to the problem.
If you're drinking, pour it away, right now, make a note of the number Cocoa has given you and please, take one of us up on the offer of a listening ear.
and I'm not kidding about driving over there either.
bloody riff raff, who let you in anyway?Quote by sexkittenhfx
i'm a full paid up member, and have been asked to come along by one of you guests - sex kitten - would love to come
if sexkitten has invited you then you will be on the list as her guessed. C u on Sat
erm
bacchus21, i didnt exaclty invite you i just said i was going and that if you wanted to go you might still be able to get on the list....hisandhers i cant verify him as we've only chatted.
sorry
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No 5ft 5 is not a problem - i asked because sometimes people get a bit excited with the drop down list and hit the wrong one..... Never ever decieve people about height/ size etc, cos you'll probably get knocked back if you meet face to face and they think (a) you witheld info or (b) were economical with the truth. Same goes for photos - dont send any that are not representative of how you look (ie: taken 5 years ago )
the ad is better :thumbup: - now, what exactly are you looking for? do you prefer slim fems? bbw fems or do you not have a 'preference'? what exactly could you do for her/ them? are you interested in the social stuff - meeting for a drink/ meal whatever first or do you just want the nitty gritty quick shag and go?
and Celery gave you good advice, have a look at the umpteen other 'help me' threads, oh, and this one: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html?highlight=single%20guy
) the ad is better :thumbup: - now, what exactly are you looking for? do you prefer slim fems? bbw fems or do you not have a 'preference'? what exactly could you do for her/ them? are you interested in the social stuff - meeting for a drink/ meal whatever first or do you just want the nitty gritty quick shag and go?
and Celery gave you good advice, have a look at the umpteen other 'help me' threads, oh, and this one: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html?highlight=single%20guy
nice body photo :thumbup: cock shot (not that you need one on there anyway) is dark and doesnt show much so is there any point of having it on there?
would be preferable if you didnt say 'anything over 45' - and i dont mean your age limit, i mean the 'anything' bit - makes it sound like you're objectifying real people, and most dont like that
Spelling and correct use of punctuation , like capital letters often show's you've put some thought and effort into writing the ad - as does actually finishing it off with a good solid paragraph not trailing off mid sentance with a '.......' - looks like you got bored half way through and couldnt be arsed to finish it.
A bit more about what who you're looking for in terms of looks, build, interests etc might also help - 'anything under 45' is a bit of a catch-all statement and you might find that there's simply not enough detail.
You are just one of thousands of single males on this site, make yourself stand out.... yadda yadda yadda fookin broken record....
and is 5ft5 your real height?
if you primarily use the chatroom or intend on handing round for a bit in the forum, fill your profile in as that's often people's first port of call and will determine wether they bother reading the ads..... if you're primarily an ads user - just have the one ad and make it a good one
would be preferable if you didnt say 'anything over 45' - and i dont mean your age limit, i mean the 'anything' bit - makes it sound like you're objectifying real people, and most dont like that
Spelling and correct use of punctuation , like capital letters often show's you've put some thought and effort into writing the ad - as does actually finishing it off with a good solid paragraph not trailing off mid sentance with a '.......' - looks like you got bored half way through and couldnt be arsed to finish it.
A bit more about what who you're looking for in terms of looks, build, interests etc might also help - 'anything
under 45' is a bit of a catch-all statement and you might find that there's simply not enough detail. You are just one of thousands of single males on this site, make yourself stand out.... yadda yadda yadda fookin broken record....
and is 5ft5 your real height?
if you primarily use the chatroom or intend on handing round for a bit in the forum, fill your profile in as that's often people's first port of call and will determine wether they bother reading the ads..... if you're primarily an ads user - just have the one ad and make it a good one
