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Darkfire

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6 Jun 2006

well, bugger me (:rascal smile

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i've just been back to check over your profile/ad , and you've edited it and removed all references to timewasting. :thumbup: In other words, you've actually taken on board some of the advice you have been given :shock:
fuck me, there's a first. biggrin

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Note how I am suitably impressed at the mo lol

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anyway, patience is a virtue Pino, and if you like the social aspect and are looking for perhaps 'quality time' rather than 'shag and go', the best thing you can do now is get your jodhpur-clad butt into some threads in the cafe and join in wink

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6 Jun 2006

I'm having a very good day, actually, but then I would, wouldnt I? :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I have more wobbly bits than I should have further down and have all the good intentions to exercise it all away but when the time comes, I can't be arsed :giggle:

there's a way round that exercise problem you know :rascal:

6 Jun 2006

cool

anyone else? lol

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6 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
but the dom side of me that cums out when I pin a gal down & ride her hard when she's flat out on her belly is awesome! :twisted:

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off for another cold shower bolt

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fuck yes me too :twisted: lol

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dunno if its the weather or the sunshine generally or the sheer level of hormones floating about this place today but my imagination is in overdrive, and this thread is not helping!! :twisted:
p.s Doggy with head pulled back hard by my hair, ass high and spine inward-arched to the point of snapping ....but it would be a serious toss up between wether I want cock there, or tongue, from behind, today :twisted:
sod it. both :twisted:

6 Jun 2006

rotflmao

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6 Jun 2006

:laughabove:

6 Jun 2006

My eyes are my fave part too, as for the rest, well, cant say as I particularlylikeany of it.... but then again, if I were that bothered I'd get off my ass and do something about it dunno

dunno

6 Jun 2006

Quote by curvy-gal
Do I qualify for my 'rottweiler status' yet? :angel:

Oooo I have competition! lol

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6 Jun 2006

Quote by CarrieAnn
It is annoying at times but I've now learned to let it go over the top of my head (that is unless I'm in rottweiller mode and then they get as good as they give )

the delete button is my friend biggrin

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, i dont bother even responding with venom to them these days :twisted: lol

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seriously though, I really havent had that many at all of late. I've been one-liner pm free for a while now biggrin

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so, me thinks the avatar works, my profile works, my sig works. That, or all the twats have gone on holiday! lol

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I've had a few though that have been follow up messages upon recieving my automated wink response..... the problem with that is I usually feel terribly guilty if I dont respond, or at least say hi, thanks but no thanks, because they've gone to the effort of writing me a semi-decent message after already having the wink rejected.
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5 Jun 2006

yup

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5 Jun 2006

moi Mr Helpful? oooo nooo :angel:
except, missunderstood my arse lol

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5 Jun 2006

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5 Jun 2006

sheddy hun, contrary to popular opinion, we dont actually bitch and moan just for the sake of it. And we dont make this stuff up just to have a dig once a month wink

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5 Jun 2006

Whooo hoooo I'm in !! :happy: :happy:

Quote by exxxiled33
are bigger than they are..

oh bollox, I missed that bit redface

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by Phoenix
- is that 'I can take it or leave it' attitude:

I'll leave it till later... any one got a doggy bag... ???
Told you that Rotwieler avatar would have an influence
OK, I'll smack myself... it's less painful lol

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smackbottom

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:jagsatwork: Darkfire, repeat after me. Do not bite or retaliate in public.
:notes: I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public. I must not bite or retaliate in public.
you get the idea wink

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5 Jun 2006

oh, and I dont know so much about it making me physically horny, but something that turns me on - to the point of wanting them - is that 'I can take it or leave it' attitude, when its obvious from the lack of incessant flirting and 'i need a shag' posts that sex itself really isnt at the top of their agenda. The 'challenging one' to so speak, cos I'm a sucker for that if intuition tells me it'll be worth it in the end lol

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5 Jun 2006

Your profile says you only joined this month!! and as its only the 6th, just, I'd firstly say, have patience!! lol

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I'm assuming though that you've been using the ads - and the only things I can say to that are (a) dont come into the Cafe whinging about how crap another part of the site is and (b) you are just 1 in god knows how many thousand single blokes all looking for the same thing.
On a more positive note, I love the face pic - big thumbs up there....... :thumbup:
but the one thing I find really really offputting about your ad & profile is that you say 'dont waste my time' over and over - so, either you've had a pretty shit time of it so far and have stumbled on a couple of timewasters ..... OR, and this is what I personally dont like , it makes you sound pushy. I wouldnt dare message you in an attempt to say hello/ get to know you/ find out more, in case my idle chit chat/ pm tennis had me branded a timewaster. I dont like pushiness and wouldnt respond to you purely on that basis.
IMO It comes across like you expect people to message you because they should have already decided whether they want to shag you, and that anything less is just timewasting. Honey, it really really doesnt work like that, and if you want to get anywhere on this site with the fems here, you'll learn that pretty damn quick wink

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5 Jun 2006

other than directly sexual stuff (like hearing a couple in the next room or watching a womans face as she orgasms), I dont know anymore what really makes me horny.... although Kouros aftershave does really funny things to me :twisted: , and a guy with twinkly mischeivous eyes that say 'come here bitch i'm having you' (and mean it) can get me wanting my knickers off quicker than you can say 'yes please ' lol

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with women, its long dark freshly washed hair that runs over her shoulders and kinda curls at the ends, and shy/coy glances that say she wants to but isnt sure - that drives me crazy :twisted: lol

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5 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Bananas? :shock:
In Edit: Just made me think of something that I find funny sort of. My boss (who owns the house below my office) is always asking me to buy things at the local Budgens on my way back from lunch. She cocks a lot and more often than not it's either 2 cucumbers and a radio times from the shop or just two cucumbers. Now this wouldn't be an issue if the people in the shop didn't know I'm in a lesbain relationship! I am getting quite a complex but I can't say to my 60 year old boss.... "err I can't buy them because I'm worried people are thining blah blah blah!" :shock:
Ahhh well... I shall forwever remain the "cumcumber buying lesbo who works accross the road".

there's more than one freudian slip in there MDR lol

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5 Jun 2006

hang on....
i thought coffee means coffee too :shock:
there's no wonder blokes look at me gone out when they say 'how do you take it?' and i say 'white, two sugars thanks' :shock:
:doh: knew i was doing something wrong

5 Jun 2006

Could I give it up? probably not no.
As you saw on Saturday Dawn, miserable me, in a corner with a bottle of pop :shock:
lasted all of oooo about 15 minutes before I altered my plans, didnt have to drive anymore and found the bar biggrin

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That said, I did my first club visit sober :shock: and plenty of social meets/ dinner/ coffee/ whatever and I dont need to drink, nor do I drink at home/ mid week etc - the only time I really indulge is at munches and big socials and I like a drink because for me, its part of the atmosphere/ experience , and i actually do like getting 'happily pissed'. I tend not to act that stupid (i think lol

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) or do owt I'll regret, so for me its all part and parcel of going to munches - and even though i dont drink much at other times, jesus can I pack it away when I do :shock: lol

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When I was younger though (16 ish and in pubs underage, as ya do) , I'd think nothing of drinking 15 pints and still walk home :shock: I couldnt do that now though, I'd be dead lol

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, and as a spirits drinker now too it gets a tad expensive :cry:
I dont think it would bother me that much to give up alcohol - but to be told I have to not drink is a different story! i'm not good at being told to do stuff and sticking to it, health wise other otherwise ! Good Luck!

5 Jun 2006

Just Dammy biggrin

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:giggle: camp buffoon, but definately just Dammy

4 Jun 2006

redface

rotflmao

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4 Jun 2006

:thumbup:
see ya there!

4 Jun 2006

:shock:

banghead

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ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :taz:
daughters bday weekend :censored: cant cancel.

4 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I just had to post this.
Myself, Darkfire & Sierra were having a natter at last night's munch and discussing the merits of socialising with swingers as opposed to our vanilla friends...

Quote of the evening :

Vanilla "So what do you do?"
Sierra "Anything but pain & watersports"

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cue guffaws of laughter from the 3 of us :thumbup: some of the best munch conversations seem to happen in the toilets lol

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, and this one was a classic! Nice one Sierra biggrin

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4 Jun 2006

Quote by firelizard
we childishly amused ourselves with naming objects and people around us with all your user names :silly:
Firelizard & Stormwalker xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

wonder what object I came out as? rolleyes

rolleyes

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4 Jun 2006

Equi

surprised

oh Equi Daarling lol

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cooo eee

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4 Jun 2006

Quote by duncanlondon
I think the main impact has been the loss of the personalities who led the banter and arranged the munches. People like that give direction and focus to any social group. Its now a case of too many indians and not enough chiefs.

This isnt aimed at you Duncan, but a general overall comment picking up from what you've just said.
I think we are forgetting, or at least not giving credit, to (a) the personailities who still do lead the banter & organise Munches/ socials for everyone, those who didnt jump ship, those who stayed and persevered, impromptue-policed and banged on and on about our 'community' in the hope that it didnt dissolve completely and (b) the newer personalities who too stick with it, with 'us' and our nostalgia, and have joined into the 'community' but in way (and sometimes it does come across this way IMO) are kinda looked on as pehaps being inferior to those who have moved on from here. I too am sorry that many of the 'old regulars' have gone - but there are 'new regulars' - if we'd just let them in a bit, ya know?