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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Well it looks like I'm the first one home/ up and sober enough to start the Thankyou thread, but I'm no speech-maker, nor could I do you two any justice by attempting it - so, this is just me getting the ball rolling and hopefully someone far more eloquent (aka tactful and diplomatic lol ) with words will come along and fill in the gaps wink biggrin
I think we all have at least some idea of just how much effort organising last night has taken, between hospital appointments and bad days where hands/ joints and eye just dont work like they should, painkillers and sleepless nights - and all because you "didnt want to let everyone down". It really wasnt necessary but you did it anyway, and it speaks volumes wink .
So, Thank You both for a bloody good night, and for simply being you. worship worship
Thanks also to Alex DJ for saving the day at very short notice, and travelling up from Essex yet again to grace Chesterfield with his presence and music :thumbup: - but Alex hun, Chesney Hawks ffs?????? :doh:
Thank You also to Kazswallows & IcePie for the badges, another one for my collection, and Kaz ...... :inlove: that dress, good to see ya! Ice - looking the dapper gentleman as always, and not forgetting poor Sleeper-with-the-Lurgy. Bless ya, hope you're better soon hun.
For my mate Marcuso for being an absolute star, as always kiss. You're a nutter but we luv ya anyway lol loon
and to everyone else I chatted to/ danced with - thankyou for a fab night.
OMG, almost forgot........ I met Tune Essence !!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: lol . Almost on a par with 'when Meaty met Happy Cats' at B'ham wink Made my night that did, just sorry we didnt get chance to chat more.
when's the next one? lol :thumbup:
oh - and dont forget to type it in word/ copy before hitting the submit button wink
Quote by Alleyson
In line with my foot fetish I'm thinking of talking up reflexology. However, before I start can anyone tell me which part of the foot deals with the foot?!?
:P

If you're serious about this , I have to say I find it quite disturbing and quite honsetly distasteful. How would you feel about going to see your doctor for example, for an intimate examination, if there was any chance of them becoming aroused whilst doing it??
Alleyson xxx
:thumbup: nail and head sweetie
lol lol lol , i wouldnt worry about it hun, last year there were 8 of us, in torrential rain, attempting to put up one of these 12 man 3 bedroomed tents. instructions blew away, everything was soaking wet and by the time we'd actually sorted it and got the top sheet on we kind looked round and discovered that a whole campsite of several thousand people had appeared and set up around us rotflmao
some lovely bikers bought us a crate of beer over as a thankyou for the most entertaining morning they'd had in ages redface redface redface lol
Quote by firelizard
mild sedation is all that’s usually necessary.
:giggle:
Just keep away from people with imaginary friends…… :scared:
Stormwalker& Firelizard

Mild sedation? what you need Stormy is a good dosage of horse tranquilizer, preferably in your ass with me administering it biggrin
smackbottom

I know you're all sick of me posting my little hunk of a fantasy bloke on here, but, there's not alot i wouldnt do for this, or the biceps :inlove:
ironing......general domestic goddess stuff..... bathing...feed him grapes while wafting large palm leaves etc etc......wear pink....... :shock:
incidentally, if there's any single blokes who look like that ^^^^^^^^ , i might make an exception and at least be civil for the duration of you screwing me senseless biggrin :twisted:
Quote by Kiss_Me
Let me start by saying that this isn't a moan or whinge as I'm genuinely interested to know about this and also guys may learn a thing or two to help them succeed.
My questions:
1) Why do some men masturbate on cam?
2) Why do they only show their manhood’s'?
3) Do people who enjoy watching women masturbate only look at the finger in the pussy or do they derive enjoyment from seeing her facial expressions of pleasure?
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My opinion - well I must admit to watching an attractive man pleasuring himself does arouse me. However when I click on cams whilst in chat (I'm just nosey!) I stumble upon guy after guy sitting alone playing with himself. Really all I see is a juddery image of a hand going up and down – they all start to look the same.
Only once or twice have I seen a guy showing his face as well as his penis. I do understand that for some they don’t wish to be identified etc but wouldn’t it be much easier for me (and others) to pop a porn film in the DVD player where you see everything and get audio?
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oh ohhhhhh good questions!!! lol
I've really quite taken to popping into the chatroom now when i'm bored and although i hated the idea at first when the cam facility first came in, I have to admit, I like seeing people on cam - but I mean their faces. If i stumble on a wank-cam i turn it off and go look at another one lol
I just dont 'get' why guys play on cam - or women either. I find no pleasure at all in cock/ pussy cam because there's nothing behind it so to speak. I'm one of these boring people who goes in the chatroom to chat redface redface and to me, there's just nothing worse than close up, cam balanced on two books and a packet of biscuits wank-cam lol
I havent seen anyone yet on cam where they play and you can see their face at the same time - but If I did, that would definately keep me interested. I love seeing womens faces as they play, its horny as hell - guys too, but not as much as the women. I'd rather see it in person of course, but when needs must lol wink
Hello Igrin wave
why not come say hello and come introduce yourself biggrin
I feel like I'm posting to an imaginary friend! lol
Welcome to the nuthouse, straightjackets are down the corridor wink
I cant make youre pre munch drinks Sarah
but will see you all there! :happy: :happy:
Quote by little gem
Its all about trust.
Simply put IMO, unless you trust the other person with your life, don't let them Domminate you.
You learn about your sub and get to know pretty much where their limit i even before they tell you to stop. A responsible Domme/ Dom will ask you throughout the process how you are and if you want to continue. Don't be afraid to take a break from it or ask to stop. Like I said before... it's all about trusting each other.

ok, genuine question for you lot then:
do you really think its possible to find that level of trust with someone on here?
i know, that's why i dont go in rooms where there's no one I know to restrain me rotflmao
Quote by Sarah
Your are busy taking notes on ....ironing!!! lol
:P

that's just left me wide open for a smart ass comment from Marcuso lol .......
i'm not reading this thread anymore either now redface redface lol
lol go on, do it. I need a holiday anyway.
oh, almost forgot, see you tomorrow :twisted:
Quote by DeeCee

its preventative wink

how.... by locking it?
I dont think so, no. With the hijacking and general ironing banter etc its being kept lighthearted and funny - while Jessica still gets responses to her original post and we DONT turn it into a single male bashing session.
:shock: did i just say that out loud? i think i've bumped my 'ed lol
Quote by DeeCee
there was i drafting out a sensible response to the initial post................ then the normal bunch of sexual hooligans come along with their wise ass comments and random Hijackings...............
god.............. this is why i love SH soooooooooooooo much.

I dont usually 'do' hijacking (i think)
but, I'd say this one isnt random, its preventative wink
biggrin i knew there was a reason I am sat here taking notes :notes:
thanks Gem lol
the search button is definately not my friend
the search button hates me lol
yes lol lol
but while Harry's doing his 26 paragraph essay on helmets, it bumps my thread up wink
rotflmao
ffs Dammy, i just wrote a 3 page essay in pm about this - and you come up with the sodding quote button, and do it all for me lol
unless you can make it to one of the munches/ socials/ ann summers parties/ BBQ's/ birthday parties already organised .................
11th/12th August is the best i can do :shock:
Quote by Vicky_uk
If I get the house sorted ready for the afters party I'll nip along babes. That ok?
xx xx

You mean if we get the house sorted pmsl
if theres time sarah after sorting marcs afters party out might pop along hunni
why do you think I'm leaving it allin your capable hands this time hun? lol