if we do a custom paint spray job on it and give you a helmet we might justget away with it
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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awww Harry, bless ya 
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
thanx lets hope no1 has a fire sat nite lol i might make it thenthanx for understanding mate
:idea:
If we set fire to Marcuso's shorts again, we could ring you to come and put the fire out. Then you'd be able to munch and work at the same time.
Are you good at multitasking :giggle:
*suddenly gets all perky at prospect of in-munch entertainment *
:twisted:
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I'm 27 and I prefer older partners - I once had a relationship with a guy who was 25 years older than me. He couldn't keep up with my sex drive but that was to do with his lack of imagination and nothing to do with his age!
I sincerely hope there are plenty of older swingers out there! Women I kinda prefer around my own age but with guys (if and when they appear on my agenda again) experience and maturity count
. I've never played, dated or anything with anyone younger than me :shock: so would be looking at a minimumage of 40. I got particularly excited at this bit
...."ice massage": at least 10 minutes prior to the prostate massage, plastic bags full of crushed ice are packed around the male's cock and balls. The bags remain in place during the prostate milking. When the massage is completed, the bags are removed. This technique also makes a very appropriate opportunity to install a chastity device on the male's shriveled penis. (This technique works best if the male if fastened down - it's very hard to get a man to stay still when his genitals are being frozen."
Off to find ice :twisted: :evil2:
...."ice massage": at least 10 minutes prior to the prostate massage, plastic bags full of crushed ice are packed around the male's cock and balls. The bags remain in place during the prostate milking. When the massage is completed, the bags are removed. This technique also makes a very appropriate opportunity to install a chastity device on the male's shriveled penis. (This technique works best if the male if fastened down - it's very hard to get a man to stay still when his genitals are being frozen."
Off to find ice :twisted: :evil2:
Does anyone fancy it? 
I'm off to the Rock & Blues (cutom bike show) again this year and wondered if anyone here fancies coming? I already have my ticket so this is just to put the feelers out - but I'm happy to organise if there's a few folk who fancy pitching their tents in our own little SH camp corner!
You dont need to be a biker, or own a bike, but I would assume that anyone coming would be doing so for the love of the machines and the music and not with the expectation of it being a free for all swinging weekend You would of course, get to meet more people with "similar interests" and have a bloody good laugh. What happens in your own tents, happens
It is a 'family friendly' event although with the noise and sheer volume of people & beer tents, I wouldnt recommend it, nor would i recommend bringing children along to 'this' as an organised SH meet. If you wanna bring the kids, make plans to pitch seperately please.
Last year was a complete mud bath, it pissed it down for 2 days and the entire site was a quagmire - great fun, but not ideal if ya dont fancy roughing it for a couple of nights or dressing in your scruffs I can provide local hotel details etc if you're nesh
I have a large 8 man tent, I'll be pitching on the Thursday but probably not 'there' til the Friday. There is a website if you want to pm me for the link and advance tickets are £35 for the weekend (cars/vans parking extra - bikes & trikes free) - it costs the same wether you stay all weekend or just come for one night. Tickets are available now, you're responsible for sorting that bit yourself, I'll do the rest
in edit : Some bands confirmed, headliners tba soon but they usually do it right at the last minute! To give you a guide, last years headliners were the Aussie Pink Flloyd Experience ( and fook they were good!) and Thunder and Blackfoot who were superb. Live music all day & night in the Cross Pistons Saloon plus main stage from lunchtime. There's loads of burger vans etc - but as usual they are pricey. Disposable BBQ's are permitted and 8 of us managed nicely with one of those last year
pm me if you need more info and the website addy.. It is an Outlaws organised event.
I'm off to the Rock & Blues (cutom bike show) again this year and wondered if anyone here fancies coming? I already have my ticket so this is just to put the feelers out - but I'm happy to organise if there's a few folk who fancy pitching their tents in our own little SH camp corner!
You dont need to be a biker, or own a bike, but I would assume that anyone coming would be doing so for the love of the machines and the music and not with the expectation of it being a free for all swinging weekend
You would of course, get to meet more people with "similar interests" and have a bloody good laugh. What happens in your own tents, happens It is a 'family friendly' event although with the noise and sheer volume of people & beer tents, I wouldnt recommend it, nor would i recommend bringing children along to 'this' as an organised SH meet. If you wanna bring the kids, make plans to pitch seperately please.
Last year was a complete mud bath, it pissed it down for 2 days and the entire site was a quagmire - great fun, but not ideal if ya dont fancy roughing it for a couple of nights or dressing in your scruffs
I can provide local hotel details etc if you're nesh I have a large 8 man tent, I'll be pitching on the Thursday but probably not 'there' til the Friday. There is a website if you want to pm me for the link and advance tickets are £35 for the weekend (cars/vans parking extra - bikes & trikes free) - it costs the same wether you stay all weekend or just come for one night. Tickets are available now, you're responsible for sorting that bit yourself, I'll do the rest
in edit : Some bands confirmed, headliners tba soon but they usually do it right at the last minute! To give you a guide, last years headliners were the Aussie Pink Flloyd Experience ( and fook they were good!) and Thunder and Blackfoot who were superb. Live music all day & night in the Cross Pistons Saloon plus main stage from lunchtime. There's loads of burger vans etc - but as usual they are pricey. Disposable BBQ's are permitted and 8 of us managed nicely with one of those last year
pm me if you need more info and the website addy.
. It is an Outlaws organised event. 