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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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gotta admit, i like the sayings better :shock:
some of these insults are a bit close to home lol lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I don't know why but I do wonder for me personally, if I had much done if it would alter my personality.

My personality is quite possibly the only thing I wouldnt change, despite what others think of me wink Appearance is appearance, that's all changeable anyway through diet, clothes, skin care, hairdressers, dentists and surgery - but that all boils down to vanity. Personaility is what makes you you. I wonder how much more of an upmyself bitch I'd be if I were a size 10 and thought myself to be perfect? lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
wonder if they've come up with the technology for a personality transplant yet? lol

my family are saving as we speak.
H.x
Not sure about the family but I've heard there's a whipround going through my workplace confused
well I heard on the grapevine that those contribution pots at munches have secretly been a collection for me by folk here, but apparently there's a long way to go yet rotflmao
wonder if they've come up with the technology for a personality transplant yet? lol
I'm not going to the social - but I'd be happy to help you out if I were - providing you are insane enough to get in my car lol
But I do have a couple of practical questions for you, which you might like to consider when asking folk for a lift and may help you get a more positive response. :thumbup:
Perhaps 'disabled' isnt enough info for people to make an informed decision - and before anyone jumps down my throat, what I mean is, are you a wheelchair-user? if so, room in the boot for your wheelchair would be advantageous, yes? if not, do you need assistance with mobility at all, or are you independent to the point of literally just needing a driver?
Some people are a bit apprehensive of disability luv, from your post/ ad I dont know how much assistance, if any, you'd need - and people can be very nervous about asking , and saying/ doing the wrong thing and sometime shy away from disability simply because they dont want to offend by asking, ya know?
Aside from the 'disability' issue , are you needing a lift home afterwards? that might impact on people's plans etc
Just a thought dunno I sincerely hope that you do get a lift in though. wink
that's why the shower is good, couple of nice soapy fingers to ensure cleanliness......
i'll shut up now lol
wanders off thinking about "puckering" :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
Shhhhhhh Stormwalker ffs
you'e spoiling all my fun rolleyes

Oop's sorry my wittle bunny wabbit….. :smitten:
Snif ,sniff………………Brimstone? :eeek:
Stormwalker
my mouth was open and everything
I'm gonna give it a miss, thanks, but good luck. There's no way i could take 3 of you on :giveup:
The germans classify that as serial killing :shock:
Quote by dambuster
Butt I have to be this clean before I can relax enough to enjoy it.

rimming in the shower - its what Lush stuff was made for lol
Quote by dambuster

. . . . is a sexual activity involving contact between the anus or perianal areas of one person and the mouth of another.

Now then - this contact . . . . are we allowing a "gently brushing across" - or is penetration necessary to qualify as rimming
redface
I thought gently brushing across qualifies. Thats how you get that gorgeously smutty 'puckering' reaction :twisted: I love that - more giving it than recieving it I think - and that sharp intake of breath people do when their head is saying 'omg omg' lol :twisted:
If penetration is necessary, I might need a rethink on this one lol bolt
Quote by Elisedriver
Gushing like lies in a manifesto

rotflmao good one
and one of my personal faves:
I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire lol
ohhh go on then, am sure we can do both lol
(more pricks than a second hand dartboard lol )
as much use as a chocolate teapot
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
stomach thinks my throats been cut
drier than a nun's C*** ( lol )
Quote by Sassy-Seren
redface hangs head in shame for being ancient enough to remember the old ad on tv redface

full moon
half moon
total eclipse
lol
erm me!
dunk in freshly made coffee so the spongey bit goes soggy and you can suck the coffee back out, and the smashing orangey bit goes gooey and the chocolate melts :inlove:
Quote by sheddy
now where is darkfire with those valium mad

Right here sweetie, do we need to up your dosage a little? or shall we try it in pessary form today? :rascal:
After extensive research, I have found the following to be true:

The sponge layer means that while it is possible that Jaffa Cakes could be thought of as biscuits (especially when dunked in a lovely mug of coffee) they are in fact, cakes.
lol
Quote by raider_6
any1 want to take me under there wing lol i dont know any1 sad

Raider, drop me a pm luv wink