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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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vanilla half of me says 'whooo free drinks, nice one, i'm in' :bounce: :bounce:
swinging half of me says ' you think you can ply us with free drinks so as to make your offer more appealing and bribe fems into turning up ? kiss my arse' :kissmyarse: lol
sorry Slacky hun, I'm going to B'ham.
Ninja, u underestimate Jon luv, when his.... erm ...creative juices get flowing it means we're all gonna drown !! lol
Jon, any more of those mate and I'll
be very grateful if they appeared in my pm box :twisted:
Quote by slacky
because..... they dont give us enough time to get a coach load of SH girlies together because they know they could only handle one or two ???? lol
:twisted:

maybe so but the lucky two would have a great time....
great time??? jesus christ luv i wouldnt walk for a week rotflmao
Quote by makingcocoa
pmsl - Dark, as soon as I saw the title I knew you'd be in here.

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao redface redface redface , Moi?
Quote by Sarah
Right
Can Mal and I have an invite to this please
(having just trawled through 6 pages we don't seemed to have asked redface )
If you need a hand with anything just let me know, and I will find someone to help you
lol

you're both already on it Sarah, lol
rotflmao rotflmao
i've got that problem too Gem rolleyes (the pm thing, not halitosis and dandruff :shock: I hope redface )
Quote by dambuster
is that reverse pshyco-ology for me asking for a sympathy/mercy shag/bj/picnic rotflmao

yup lol
Yep, getting it when making posts too, need to refresh to send hence be expecting multiple repeat-posts all day confused
I know what you meant by Dolphins lol , I pay more attention to what people post that many realise wink Endorphines, also explains why we fems are addicted to chocolate..... that, or SH males are losing their touch :twisted:
and talk about emotional blackmail!!! :shock:
pmsl @ dolphins :giggle:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
(sorry to spoil to mood, but that wasfunny rotflmao )
p.s. do dolphins count as compensation for energy-zapping?
*chortles*
exactly where is the dimemma in that luv?
pouring cream or cream pouring .....insert here
lol coffee & cakey bun type thirsty? ...... or full on need to quench back of throat type thirsty :twisted: ?
*notes total lack of emoticons and italics in post and decides answer for self wink *
problem is, do we cancel our plans and then run the risk of you rugby type blokies getting cold feet and not turning up? I think not.
Having said that, you wont be hard to find in Derby..... a SH style manhunt could be fun lol lol
.....battern down the hatches.....man the cannons.......
pink is a rich colour???????? :shock:
i was thinking more golds, reds, purples, emerald greens, burgundy etc etc
since when has washed-out girly pink fluff been rich and decadent? dunno lol
(and while we're at it, dont no-one go doing anything stupid behind my back like emailing folk and telling em all to dress in pink for a laugh. cool Dark knows you lot too well lol lol )
:shock: Kiss_Me
*makes mental note of above comment for future reference* :twisted:
Quote by curvy-gal

The theme for this social is .......
:twisted: 'Decadence & Debauchery' :twisted:

If you can handle a bit of a loud dirty mouth (after a couple of drinks of course) could you put me down pweese! biggrin

Ooooo a dirty loud mouth eh? :shock: lol excellent!! you sound just like me! :twisted:
you are sooo on the list biggrin
oh- and the theme - is all about indulgence and sensuality (remember, its only a social ) so what I mean is..... decadent clothing, touchy feely fabrics, rich colours.... even something as simple as treating yourself to a sexy new dress or new perfume.... anything that makes you feel special!
the theme will be more 'apparent' on the night, but i dont want to give anything away just yet! wink
because..... they dont give us enough time to get a coach load of SH girlies together because they know they could only handle one or two ???? lol
:twisted:
Quote by piercedJon
chatroom directors are a pet hate of mine

Does that mean if we ever add each other to messenger (subtle hint, lol) I cant ask you to get your tits out and suck them?
Wanders off to sulk
Jon xxxx
Jon, you mean & Dom alpha male you :rascal:
MSN is a whole different ball game - on principal I have to invite you by giving my msn addy and any camming would be on a 1:1 consentual basis. Hey, it works for me wink . That said, you'd seriously need to turn up the Dom volume if you want me to perform to command - I'm a very untrained little rottweiler me lol
PS as an incentive to add me to messy i think i have a photo of you and your twin (suze) to send you lol
Now theres a fantasy... twins... lol

Piccies you say? :twisted: , I'll be right over biggrin
As another incentive... i want you naked on my bed so I can take photos of you! (and if you say you wont... i'll come around and spank your botty! (looks mean and dom lol ))

:twisted: there is a God. Hallefuckinlluja lol

Oh bollox, I'm in B'ham at weekend banghead
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The ditiest thing I ever did was have sex with four men in the same day - then I went home and had sex with the old lady next door that fancied my cock for ages - look at my pic and you will see why.

rotflmao , you know, if you'd approached this in the right way....
oh fuck it i cant be arsed rotflmao