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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by makingcocoa
Once You've Tasted Muff - Take That rotflmao

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I used to Muff her - Guns N Roses lol
ohhh I have to stop now lol
Foreigner confused:
:doh: just realised its in Winchy's first post lol
Dirty Muff ( lol) - Thunder
Burning for Muff - Bon Jovi lol
omg there's loads lol someone else post please so i do another one lol
Muff Resurection - Alison Moyet
Is this muff? - the same
Muff letters - as above lol lol
Sheddy hun, dont bite the bait - unfortunately they have as much right to report a pm as we do. wink
there are far easier ways to play the game :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
range from deliciously kissable passionkiss to pant rippably bloody gorgeous :smitten: worship :rascal:

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have you forgot you've met me hun? rotflmao
Neee naarr neeee naarr
Nurse Nurse quick, Valium required in thread 4, repeat Valium required in thread 4 , over :shock:
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Quote by winchwench
How about I am currently working on getting rid of several stones of unwanted useless flab.
Goodbye.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again . People who send this crap only do it cos they recognise that you are way outta their league because you know what you want and how to get it, and the only way they'll get a response from you is they provoke you into it by being abusive.
I've just got used to it now, the delete button is my friend, but It is fun though :twisted:, a little light entertainment wink
I'm an ordinary looking fat bitch, count me in :twisted:
soz, that was meant to say ordinary-looking fat super bitch lol lol lol
Quote by Bloke2005
How annoying is Shabaz in BB, who else would have given him a flying footslap to the forehead by now?

Yes, we would have 'queer-bashed' him by now and we're gay confused wink
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I watched it for about 10 minutes the other night and it riled me so much I had to switch it off (smacked the off button so hard the TV nearly went of its stand lol redface ) :shock: between him and that silly bitch wailing like a banshee about her 'fuuuucking mineral water' I had some pretty disturbing ideas about what to do with gaffer tape :twisted:
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is there a rule book that says we cant name and shame in PM????
if there isnt, kitten, please feel free to pm me honey, I'm proper in the mood for your *ignorant west yorkshire couple who really should know better* :mrgreen: :twisted:
playtime :happy:
No need for this thread now, original plans are back on :happy: :happy:
wonder what would happen if I said ...Friday (singles) night instead??? lol
edited to say - Probably none at all :shock: , I've just been told in pm that 'although they'd like to, I'm too scary' :shock: :shock:
and all I can say to that is (a) you aint met me and (b) assumption is the mother of all fuck ups.
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lol lol nice edit wink
oh god I'm off already rotflmao
and, it might take me a few mins to reply, thats because I check all recent previous posts/ read ad/ check out pics before I reply wink
Please be aware that Saturday's at Chams is couples night, single males will not get in on single male membership - you must have couples membership and be happy for me to get in on that. I cannot get you in on mine as its single fem.
there is something seriously wrong with this site.
Maybe its the avatar? rolleyes lol
My plans for saturday have gone tits up, so I'm looking for an alternative. biggrin
I fancy going to Chams this coming Saturday, and would like someone/ a couple to go with.
Please ensure you read my ad/ link in sig/ and profile before you bother to pm me :jagsatwork:
I am happy to buddy up with a single guy this time, but be prepared for some bigtime pm tennis/ phone calls before anything's made definate. It would be nice if you're driving hence I can have a drink, and I'll be in a hotel locally so no rushing off to get home.
edited to add : I dont have couples membership, so if you're a single guy you will need to have that. There is no initial expecatation - I'm looking for a companion not a guaranteed shag (although it is open to negotiation, applicant depending lol )
Couples, most stuff you need to know is in my ad wink
Pm button is below wink
Quote by dambuster
In much honour of the help I've had today ..........................

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well, the whole of that thread just went whoooooosh over my head , but fuck it eh? at least it worked !! lol
whatever it was you lot did lol
No No, please dont try to explain :shock: , end product will suffice lol
I'm watching this thread with interest biggrin
Interviews are my big downfall - I cant brown-nose the panel, I'm not good at 'big upping' myself, I'm far to straight up to give them any twaddle about 'why do I want this job' etc, and I really really REALLY hate it when people 'judge' me, which is of course exactly what they're doing in an interview rolleyes lol
I know my line of work inside out, I can do most of the jobs I apply for standing on my head - my big problem is conveying that to a panel of people I think are trying to trip me up, asking dumb ass questions and who are gonna 'discuss' me when I leave. Full on paranoia - especially if its a job I really want lol
and it doesnt matter how well I prepare for interview, I always either go blank cos i'm trying so hard to give them the answers they want to hear (and i find that really really difficult hence go blank in the process of trying lol ) or I have so much I could talk about and use as examples to answer the question that I get it all in a knot and end up saying 2 sentances :shock:
bloody job interviews rolleyes
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before my time HLB, but even I recognise this as a classic SH thread , nice one :thumbup: