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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Word of your pink fluffiness is starting to get round :giggle:

:dry: :dry:
btw Do you think Chesterfield is trying to invade & conquer the LMU forum? Oh the power :twisted:

Good, isnt it lol :twisted:
If on the offchance there are more folk who want to come, ( and I havent met ya but you're regular's in either the forum or chatroom) , pm me please, we're hitting the reserve list now and I'm happy to take some more names if you'd like to come along - especially if you're local wink
can anyone supply earplugs?
I fear Steps & Spice Girls may have the same effect as sunlight does to vampires :scared:
If ya playing Steps & Spice Girls I am notcoming.
So strongly do I feel about this, I shall stay sober and drive home if necessary. :rude:
lol
spice girls vs breakfast. take ya pick :twisted:
Quote by lets_kiss
- we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.

I love this sentence
thankyou foxylady xxx :rose:
:thumbup: May I please have permission to add this quote to my profile Foxy ? lol worship
Quote by foxylady2209
We (the ladies and guys on the site) are not desperate, panting for any generous guy to come along and kindly offer to ease our desperation - we are intelligent, vibrant individuals who have every right to be as fussy as we are about who we chat to, let alone who we allow to experience the pleasure of sharing our time and our bodies.

Fuck me, I'll drink to that. :cheers: passionkiss
John , at least you remember my name, sweetie biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
I can't even be bothered to qualify your original post with any kind of explanation/advice because I don't think you will ever quite understand what the site is about. I'm pretty confident that you've thrown any chance of a shag out of the window, too. confused

It was this bit I found particularly offensive:
Quote by john60
Poshkate -you implicate that you are shy ..........I can bet you have enjoyed some other guy making direct instructions at the risk of gettinng booted?
Making sense ???

I can bet you she hasn't John.
Assumptions and expectations are letting you down big style , that, and being a complete arse.
Piece of meat anyone?
Oh dammit, I was staying out of this thread wasnt I lol
Quote by dambuster
I also realise that may have been such a huge disappointment to the rottweilers and pseudo-mods, but - give him enough rope, eh ?
rolleyes

Oi!
:dry:
Quote by Bloke2005
I think for some, the fantasy is often far more 'comfortable' than the reality to be honest - both men and women, and there will be 'time wasters' in both genders.
We get it a lot to be honest "I'd really like to see two blokes together.... wow, I've been with one bloke but would love to go with two..." Moving that type of thing forward often proves more difficult than a simple exchange of pics, phone call and social meet, leading to sex if everyone is comfortable.. you just learn to 'roll with the punches' :P

Oh I duuno about that Bloke, I would love to see two guys together with no or limited involvement from me, and I know of at least one other fem here who's looking for the same. And I'd turn up .
Using this as an example though - I quite possibly wouldnt 'turn up' on my own, if its two guys I know, then yes, I would, but if havent met them before, I would definately want 'company'.....
So, lets say me & her decide to hook up & take up an offer together .... the logistics would be a nightmare, work/ kids/ travel/ distance.... and that's on top of the things that are important to me such as getting on with everyone, feeling comfortable, trust etc.
There are loads of reasons why things dont 'move foward', but that doesnt mean the interest isnt genuine. wink
Quote by lilacgem
I'l be supporting England :happy: I've already got my England flags on my Toyota Landcruiser :giggle:

rotflmao
England all the way for me of course . Not that I understand anything about football, but hell, if you cant support your own......
My other half only really 'does' football when it's the world cup, so he can do the whole 'Come on England!!' thing and get all patriotic and sentimental about our green and pleasant land biggrin and as last time, I am fully expecting a lounge full of rigger-booted -face painted - flag weilding big blokes complete with crates of beer singing Jerusalem to descend into my world for the duration. :shock:
Ohhh the temptation :twisted:
Quote by john60
Since joining late 2005 I expected to be inundated with masses of people wanting sex with me..Woh ..How wrong I apperently dont work that way ...
1) I found out very quickly that SW is very much an exhibitionist site in which you view and enjoy.
2) Not much actual "swinging" take place -most of the site is chit caht
3) Chat rooms are fun but are really like the old guys CB ( citizens banb radio) ie where are u ,how old are u etc exept with the twist of show uz ur jugs / conna cum now type carp
You may enjoy it is not exactly direct people contact
2) Surely people who wish to have sex or exploit themselves on the internet must realise that other people will want to manipulate them for thier own wise there is no purpose in SWINGERS HEAVEN????
3) It is very,repeat very easy to get "booted" by Gestapo style observers who apperently seem to choose their own style and method of policeing their is no consistency....Newcomers beware!!!!
4) I get very , very p****ed off with people who want to see people wank off /f***k /and commit buggery on cam and yet they are sanctamonious enough to believe they are doing a servive by putting " NO DIRECTION" on a chatroom WHY??????
5) THere is too much Non Directing in this site ------it will soon become just another chat site...IS THAT WHAT WE WANT??

Dark walks in.....reads thread.... ponders for 2 seconds....decides she cant be arsed with this.....walks back out again. wink
lmao
Its a 5-10 minute walk from town to my house..... eating said kebab en route with no drink.... threw the tomato and meat in bin cos didnt fancy it, garlic mayo and a liitle too much chilli sauce and I gotta tell you, that puddle at top of my road looked very inviting lol lol lol
lager & lime :shock:
been out with some folk from here for a couple, met vanilla friends, had a couple with them, tried to find swinging friends, gave up, had a kebab and came bloody home. redface redface redface
That does it, I'm turning celibate. rolleyes
Just to update - not sure if it's of any interest, but it might be useful to someone out there..... and yeah, sod all to do with swinging, but it does mean I am in an exeptionally good mood today biggrin biggrin
To recap : I'm now with powergen, who have hiked their prices without altering prepayment meters, and are now calling customers to let them know they're in debt because the meter's arnt collecting at the correct rate.
Me being me got on my high horse, and the outcome of that is that I've had all of the debt wiped out, bar £19. biggrin biggrin biggrin

How???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
well - i changed suppliers a couple of years ago - door to door salesman, signed me up there and then, you know the type.....
anyway, it has emerged that I was significantly in credit with my old supplier, (which i wasnt aware of) but they never reimbursed that credit when I changed suppliers :shock: - so, the company I am currently with have 'claimed it on my behalf' (which raises a few questions in itself confused ) but the result is they've used that credit to wipe out the 'debt' :blob5: :blob5:
Moral of story - if you've changed suppliers, make sure you've checked your statements, because I'm talking a figure of several hundred quid here, and someone else out there might benefit.
I'm still taking it to energywatch though wink cos there are pensioners and others out there who (a) dont have the 'right, i want this sorted and sorted now' attitude I have lol and (b) who cant make money appear from thin air as has happened in my case.
passionkiss rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
ohhh nicely done Kate! lol
bloody wish you'd have come found me at the munch and said 'oi, ya ignorant cow, I'm Kate' though wink
did someone say tag team??? biggrin biggrin biggrin
:twisted: :twisted: , Ok, i'm back and I'm perky lol
Game On :twisted:
ohhhhh, go on then rolleyes
seeing as i'm feeling a little charitable tonight. lol