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21 Mar 2017

In no particular order:

The Wall - Pink Floyd

Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness - Green Carnation

Moving Pictures - Rush

Earth Vs... - The Wildhearts

The Fire In Our Throats Will Beckon The Thaw - Pelican

Ocean Machine - Devin Townsend

New York - Lou Reed

II - Queen

Strangers In The Night - UFO

Blackwater Park - Opeth

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18 Apr 2016

We're damned if we do and we're damned if we don't. If we stay, we're stuck with Camoron and Gideon The Coke Fiend. If we leave, their position will be untenable and they'll be replaced by the leaders of the Brexit campaign. So that'll be Boris and Iain Duncan Shipman.

I'm not a religious man, but God help us.

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19 Jan 2016

Maybe try just same room soft swing with another couple first.
There will always be a small part of you that feels weird about seeing your partner with someone else for the first time, hence the suggestion that you just try oral to begin with. If you're both in agreement that it was enjoyable and it didn't create any bad feelings, then you can move onwards.

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19 Mar 2015

Belated Happy Guinness Marketing Department Day.

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12 Mar 2015

Quote by GnV
Maybe Channel 4 are lining themselves up to have JC present an alternative...
Truth be known, the BBC are in a deep crisis and staffed by too many liberal apologists. It should be broken up and the licence fee scrapped.

If Clarkson goes anywhere, it'll be Sky, in my opinion.
He already writes columns for The Sun and The Sunday Times, so he already has an 'in' with the Murdoch empire.

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12 Mar 2015

From what I've read, Clarkson didn't punch the producer, it was "handbags at 10 paces" at best. The producer didn't make a complaint and it was put down to a long,fraught day of shooting the new episode of Top Gear.
The Controller Of BBC1, a bloke called Danny Cohen, wants Clarkson gone. Jezza is everything Cohen despises. An opinionated, middle class, unapologetic, tory voter.

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23 Oct 2014

I read online recently that all adult cinemas in London have been closed down. The councils don't "want those sorts of establishments" in their areas, so they've been shut down and any future license applications will be refused.

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22 Oct 2014

There used to be regular Oxford socials. Great nights they were, too. But the main hotel where everybody used to stay (Travelodge) got ridiculously expensive when the same names started booking up at certain times. I don't know if they have some kind of software that recognises names etc, but one time a £19 room leaped in price to £180 in 24 hours once people started booking. That killed the Oxford socials as people refused to pay stupid prices asked by Travelodge.

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16 Oct 2014

We've been to Chams many, many times. We get taxis to and from wherever we're based and believe me, the taxi drivers are all so not bothered. They've seen it all and, though they may cast a surreptitious glance in the rear view mirror when you're sharing a cab and the fems insist on getting a bit jiggy in the back, they just do their jobs and drive to wherever you want to go.
Chams themselves have a contract with a local firm (you ask a member of staff to call you a cab when you're ready to leave) and again, they just drive you to where you want to go.

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2 Aug 2014

It may be annoying, but it's just an example of the English language mutating.
Modern english is very different to the language used by Shakespeare, which in turn is very different to that used by Chaucer. Languages constantly evolve. It's just that textspeak is happening over a much shorter timespan due to more people being able to read and write and the ubiquity of the internet/social media/mobile phones.

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9 Apr 2014

Quote by deancannock
Firstly may I say well done to Chelsea for their win last night against PSG...very exciting game.
However it does make me giggle a bit. Mourinho is hailed as a tactical genius. In the end he took off Oscar and Hazzard the two fancy footballing players, and put on a big centre forward in Ba and resorted to lumping the ball down the field, for him to hold up. Great exciting and attacking football and won him the game....many may call this old style English football. There again is this not exactly the style of football Mourinho called 19th century when West Ham did it to him ??
As I say, just made me giggle really....well done Mourinho on your 19th century style win !!!!

Jose Mourinho is just Tony Pulis in a nicer jacket.
Chelsea can be turgid to watch. Remember that they won the Champions League by 'parking the bus' in both the Semi-final and the final.

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14 Oct 2013

Buy a bucket.

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30 Dec 2011

Quote by starlightcouple
are we actually turning into a country full of complete numpties

the peeple who have the time to complain about the most crazy of things, reely need to go out and get a proper life.
i will never associate myself with peeple such as those who complain at the slightest of things.
suggestion, gas oven and turn on, put head inside
there you go, a typical clarkson comment for anyone with no humor at all.
numpties of the highest order and i hope that clarkson turns up the heat on those peeple in the new year.:thumbup:

I'm convinced that there are a certain number of people who sit down to watch Top Gear with a blank e-mail screen in front of them and they just wait for Clarkson to make a joke. They can then complain to the BBC or The Daily Mail or whoever.
It must be awful to have to live your life waiting for the presenter of "a poky BBC2 motoring show" to say something untoward, so that they can bitch and moan. What are these people like in real life, I wonder?

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19 Sep 2011

Woodpecker From Mars by Faith No More.
I have even come up with a light show to support it. lol

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12 Sep 2011

One of my favourites is:
You don't seem to understand the deal
I don't give two shits for how you feel.
The opening lines of Thumb by the mighty Kyuss. It follows one of the grestest intros of all time, too.

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7 Sep 2011

Happy Birthday, Shi, you gorgeous thaaannngggg.
Hope you're having a great day.
XXXXXXXXXXXX

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3 Aug 2011

"Faggits 'N' Paze".
Black Country speak for faggots and peas with gravy. A Black Country delicacy.
See also, grey paze 'n baircon". Grey peas and bacon. See also Grorty Dick. It is made from soaked groats*, beef, leeks, onion and beef stock which are baked together at a moderate temperature of approximately 150 °C (302 °F) for up to 16 hours.
*Groats are the hulled grains of various cereals, such as oats, wheat, barley or buckwheat.

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3 Aug 2011

I once saw a guy on cam who inserted a pencil down his jap's eye.

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18 Jul 2011

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24 May 2011

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24 May 2011

Buy her a water pistol. :twisted:

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19 May 2011

Happy Birthday Meeko, mate.
I hope the Blues don't nause it up for you.
:twisted:

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14 May 2011

Quote by two-4-more
Watching this for the shit & giggles.
So far, Jedward have been "WTF?!" Blue were <facepalm>.
Top 3 so far have been Germany (hot Euro totty singing something vaguely erotic), Italy (cool cocktail jazz) but the best so far has been the mentalists from Moldova including a girl miming trumpet playing while riding a unicycle.

loved moldova... but the slovenians are winning the hot race! lol
Agree there. Short skirt and thigh high boots. nomnomnomnomnomonom.

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14 May 2011

Watching this for the shit & giggles.
So far, Jedward have been "WTF?!" Blue were <facepalm>.
Top 3 so far have been Germany (hot Euro totty singing something vaguely erotic), Italy (cool cocktail jazz) but the best so far has been the mentalists from Moldova including a girl miming trumpet playing while riding a unicycle.

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14 Mar 2011

According to a poll conducted by the Metro newspaper, the Most Influential Woman Of The Last 100 years is...
Leona Lewis

Somewhere Emmeline Pankhurst is turning in her grave and thinking "Why the feck did I bother?"

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4 Mar 2011

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Most dangerous ?
As far as I'm concerned it's David Cameron, threatening first a no fly zone then maybe military intervention.
Not our battle, keep right out. If your so keen on helping the rebels David, get yourself a rifle and off you go................and take Nick with you.
See there are "reports" that Col. Gadaffi "might" use chemical weapons against his own people...................mmmmmmm weapons of mass destruction..........where have we heard that one before ????
John

If Cameron wants a no fly zone, all he has to do is smuggle in a coachload of French air traffic contollers.
:twisted:

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22 Feb 2011

JB's in Dudley closed it's doors for the final time in early January 2011. A massive loss to the Black Country live music scene. It was the longest running live venue in the UK having been putting on bands for over 40 years. It played host to everybody from local tribute bands to Robert Plant.
It was one of my favourite venues and I'm sad to see it gone. I had so many great nights there.
RIP JB's.

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15 Feb 2011

Still getting booted for "inactivity" every 5 or 10 minutes dispite being in the middle of conversations.

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15 Feb 2011

Happening here. too.
It was ok earlier in the day, but since I logged out for something to eat etc and logged back in again, I'm having the same problem.

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14 Feb 2011

Mrs B
I regret to say that Desi and I are unable to make it, so please take our names off the list.
We hate the idea that we're not going to be there, but let's just say we're "financially embarrassed". We're now back at home rather than seeing family in The Black Country.
Sorry about not being there, we both love your Chams do's.
Dave XXXX

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