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Devon1
1 week ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Devon

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Quote by Happy Cats

Travel overland to Japan. I'll be doing this before the end of the year, hopefully.

Isnt that impossible?
lol
Ah :!:
You've got to think outside the box (er that is the expression isn't it?)
He's got a shovel, and is going to tunnel :lol:
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
So what we talking here, petrol or diesil lol
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle biggrin

The ice is this and Polo has a pickaxe... :lol:
She's lovely really :D
Er isn't she confused
bolt
I like the Jeep Wragler...... :bolt:
Don't worry she hasn't seen us :D
I know where she lives, lets nip round ring her doorbell and run for it :lol:
Nah :!:
Its really bad for you :shock: So stop it
I said stop it :jagsatwork:
Very bad man evil
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
So what we talking here, petrol or diesil lol
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle biggrin

The ice is this and Polo has a pickaxe... :lol:
She's lovely really :D
Er isn't she confused
bolt
Southern Irish, or Geordie ladies accents, or french ladies , or Italian ladies
Or
er, any ladies really lol
So what we talking here, petrol or diesil lol
Always liked the 110 myself, although Toyota do a good off road vehicle biggrin
Quote by MandH
Yes getting into the chat room is a bummer........... like it's hit and miss either with IE or Firefox........ c'mon admins whats the problem with it..

It was my first time in the chatroom last night, not sure I'll be a regular, but I got in ok, and was using firefox.
Quote by mik69
Right peeps, gonna love you and leave you!
Pete's home and we're off for a shag wink
See you all tomorrow biggrin

Leave the curtains open girl....if I just squint enough........dammit! lol
can everyone please form an ordely que cool
I'll stand behind Dippy :D
Quote by MandH

Here you go then, i measured the crusts when i cut them, and smoothed the edges, so they would nice and soft for your luscious lips redface

Can I have the crusts for me boiled egg smile
ok, I was going to keep them in my shrine to Dippy surprisedops:
But you can have them biggrin
Quote by Serendipity

i measured the crusts when i cut them

:giggle:
Fantastic, best cheese sandwich ever! Give Devon a permanent job in the kitchen please! biggrin
Nooooooooooo I want to be out here :D
Ssssssh he's a bit strange in the kitchen confused
Quote by Serendipity

Oh Oh me me
Let me make it for you :inlove:
redface

Go on then Devon, I'll have a bit of pickle in it and would you mind cutting off the crust too? surprisedops:
Quote by farmersboy
oi serendipity you got me keys lol

Ah yes.....ummm.....your tractor was dented when you arrived last night, wasn't it? :eeek:
Quote by mik69
now i'm bidding on a car i'm supposed to be selling :lol:

You're not meant to buy your own car Sheddy! :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Whispher, dont bring your clothes, I will put the heaters on the car, we can lock the doors and go dogging!

Serendipity's ears prick up, makes a discreet exit to take a peek :rascal:
Phew! I'm all caught up....who's on wench duty?
Here you go then, i measured the crusts when i cut them, and smoothed the edges, so they would nice and soft for your luscious lips :oops:
Quote by Lissa
Right for then if we are getting our kit off for one night and one night only i've put naked pics in my gallery redface Note: the management of the virtual bar cannot be held responsible for any vommiting caused by viewing said photos surprisedops:

Wow!!
Keep 'em on............the pics!
Keep 'em off............the clothes!
Brrrrrrrrr
I'm getting cold
Quote by mik69

good idea, keep you away from auctions, a bottle each should do for now drinkies

In ten hours I will own a car the other end of the country whoopee (i think) :doh:
Ahah!
Not if I outbid you wont :twisted:
Quote by Serendipity
if you would like to order food our chef has produced a compriensive menu for us tonight.

I want a cheese sandwich!!!!!
bolt
Oh Oh me me
Let me make it for you :inlove:
redface
Quote by mik69
Right then looks like i'm on the pumps again who's having what.

a can of fanta please mister lol
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:

Do you think I'm big enough... lol
Er yes :shock:
you can stand at the front, i'm right behind you :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
Evening lovely peeps wink
The kitchen is now open, on the menue tonite we have ........ (drum roll)
Starters:
* dried scallop and crsispy seaweed
* sesame prawn toast
* barbecue pork spare ribs
* vegetable pancake rolls
* rice paper wrapped prawn
* prawn crackers
* vietnamese springs rolls
* satay beef on skewers
* satay chicken on skewers
* deep fried shredded chicken coated in yellow bean sauce
* crispy won tons served with sweet & sour sauce
* duck salad
* cucumber with smoked pork
Sea Food
* sweet & sour prawns hong kong style
* prawns in chilli sauce (kung po style)
* satay prawns
* prawns with green peppers in black bean sauce
* prawns with baby sweetcorn
* salt & garlic prawns
* prawns with mushroom
* prawns in black pepper sauce
* prawns in oyster sauce
* szechuan prawns
* sweet & sour monkfish
* squid in satay sauce
* squid in black pepper sauce
* stir fried squid in black bean sauce
* deep fried crispy squid
Veggie
* satay bean curd
* sweet & sour bean curd
* stir fried beanshoots
* mixed vegetables in
-garlic
-black pepper
-sweet & sour
-oyster
-satay sauce
-szechuan
* three style mushroom stir-fry
* braised shiitake mushroom with assorted funghi
* chinese mushroom, bamboo shoots & water chestnuts
* mixed mushrooms in black bean sauce
* vegetable foo yung (chinese omelette)
* vegetable fried rice
* vegetable fried noodles
* stir-fry black pepper vegetarian chicken with sugar snap peas
Meat
*salt & garlic chicken
*chicken with chilli sauce (kung po style)
*chicken with cashewnuts in yellow bean sauce
*chicken with ginger & spring onion
*lemon chicken
*deep fried shredded chicken in chilli sauce
*chicken with green peppers in black bean sauce
*chicken with mushrooms
*chicken in black pepper sauce
*sweet & sour chicken hong kong style
*duck with bean shoots
*duck with pineapple
*duck with green peppers in chilli sauce
*duck in plum sauce
*duck with ginger & spring onion
* deep fried shredded beef in chilli sauce
* beef in oyster sauce
* beef with ginger & spring onions
* minced beef with bean curd
* beef with mushrooms
* beef in black pepper sauce
* beef with green peppers in black bean sauce
* lamb with spring onions
* quick fried pork with spring onions
* sweet & sour pork hong kong style
* sliced pork with green peppers in chilli sauce
* sliced pork with mushrooms
* salt & garlic pork chop.
Gimme a shout when you're ready to order folks. :cheers:

Blimey :!:
I can't eat all that :shock:
Er I'll have a coke confused
Excellent news
We have been burgled in the past, its just terrible.
Right I'm orgainsing a lynching party :evil2:
Who's with me confused:
Quote by Lissa
Cheers hun!
Just what I need after a crappy, boring day at work. :cry:
Bloody MOD have a lot to answer for.......................lol.

Yeah they wear crap parkas
Quote by Marcuso
you tarting for a shag devon rotflmao

Ah :!:
Been found out redface
bolt
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well, when you get one, send STUMPY up to see me :twisted: :twisted:
Ok mate will do biggrin
Just got to find a box big enough lol
Er dont rush to send her back :lol:
OMG she's coming :bolt:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Just another thought biggrin
i have my nice head on today.....

want to give me some rotflmao
ER think you need more than I can give :D
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Just another thought biggrin
Its also about perception (i have my nice head on today)
Some guys think they are doing the lady in question a favour confused
Whereas in fact, the lady is doing you the favour. They are letting you put part of your manhood (obviously a huge 12" one :D ) inside them, which if you think about, it is pretty invasive. Many guys wouldn't be too happy to have something similar happen to them lol
Well thats how I look at it anyway :D
Quote by Serendipity
Have PMd you Devon to avoid spoiling it for anyone......everything I know, you now know (and it's not much lol )

Thanks Dippy
As clear as a foggy thing confused
biggrin
Quote by Riff Raff
I missed it last night.
Was George Galloway voted out ?

Is he in lost confused:
I know he is lost lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
you tarting for a shag devon rotflmao

Ah :!:
Been found out redface
bolt
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ok
I missed last nights episode, and haven't watched that much of it anyway.
But what was in that hatch in the woods confused:
I thought this might be usefu,l for some of the guys that complain they cant get a shag biggrin
Here we have a womans brain

I think this may explain things to some guys lol
I think you'll find the main problem is you are one of many.
The ladies can pick and choose. There are endless numbers of guys put there, so really, it involves, luck, patience, humour, and of course charm lol
Before the internet became as widespread as it is now, it was easier to meet ladies and couples, because it involved writing a letter. Not many quick shag guys would do this.
Now you have to compete with these guys as well, and the ladies get fed up with daily PM's saying the same thing, often from the same guy, who has one letter he sends out to everyone. In turn people get annoyed and hardened, see another PM from a genuine chap, and might treat it in a more critical way than before.
Saying all that, your in a good place to start having fun biggrin
So keep going, and eventually you never know :D