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Devon1
1 week ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Devon

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Quote by BiWelshMinx
Has everyone gone ? :cry:

Nope teach biggrin
What can I get ya? (the baileys is all gone and the lager's iffy..)
Cider?? ;)
Minx x x
Strongbow please, Minx :D
Minx hands FB an ice cold Strongow, minds her p's n q's and grabs a quick passionkiss as payment ;)
Devon1 I move for the ladies ;)
Minx x x
I noticed rolleyes
Now where's skimpy :twisted:
Quote by berksbex
Right guys I'm off to bed.....need my beauty sleep really badly these days confused lol
Interview tomorrow, wish me luck (I need it!) :shock: biggrin
:rose:

Good Luck
your sail through :D
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Has everyone gone ? :cry:

No we're just watching Binxy pour me a Baileys sillyhwoar: lol
I am getting sticky woman... :twisted: :twisted:
I think me flies are sticking to u :shock:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Has everyone gone ? :cry:

Nope teach biggrin
What can I get ya? (the baileys is all gone and the lager's iffy..)
Cider?? ;)
Minx x x
Blimey your fast Minxy
How did you get here so quick :shock:
Quote by freckledbird
Has everyone gone ? :cry:

Er yes elsewhere
hick blink
Quote by berksbex
I'm getting all emotional.
Its a bit like old times drinkies

Get up ya drunk wink
:cheers: have another!
Oh Go ern then hick blink
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Look, I have just driven from London in a bloody Punto, I want a pint of lager NOW!

Just for you pussy boy biggrin

Be careful some may find it offensive
minx x x
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww blink
Quote by berksbex
8 pages in 4 hours! :shock:
lol
hiya :cheers:

Where have u been confused:
er some of us have gone elsewhere now :twisted:
Where's that then? :P
Erm dont think i should say in here, might get banned :lol:
PM Postie for a ermchatbiggrin
Quote by berksbex
8 pages in 4 hours! :shock:
lol
hiya :cheers:

Where have u been confused:
er some of us have gone elsewhere now :twisted:
I'm blooming lost here now, and def need a drink. i got crazy things happening on my other page confused
Quote by postie
In case none of you lot snogging over there, didn't know.
Postie reckons the fuse box may take awhile to fix sad
He's not even sure he will have the new parts for awhile rolleyes

Postie knows very little and is working on unjamming the back door...
Hold tight and if you are a java chatter.... well... I may be able to help even more!
;)
:roll: ( this is going to get me shot)
Ok Ok am going to pop in :roll:
In case none of you lot snogging over there, didn't know.
Postie reckons the fuse box may take awhile to fix sad
He's not even sure he will have the new parts for awhile rolleyes
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oooh a cosy corner!!
I can't be bothered to read all six pages......can someone give me a summary and send over a bar wench? biggrin

Summary - meaty is dead for calling me a post-gimp
Binxy is a barmaid due a postal delivery
Some football stuff
I have stuff written in my signature !
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
im being hassled by a fluffy kitten/color] :giggle:
poor little post gimp, is you a grumpy puss cos your ickle litter tray is full
I don't think he's fluffy any more
:shock:
There was such a party organised last year by 'Masks of Venice'
Not sure if they are doing any more though dunno
Could be fun biggrin
Quote by Serendipity
Oooh a cosy corner!!
I can't be bothered to read all six pages......can someone give me a summary and send over a bar wench? biggrin

Er Postie has broken something, so we have taken over a bar in the towers :D
Minxy's being barmaid, although Fee is now keeping her busy :twisted:
Quote by postie
OK, off for tea, Binxy's in charge. keep the Newbies off the furniture and don't let Postie touch ANYTHING! will pop back later to asess the damage :thumbup:

Binxy in charge? And contrary to popular rumour I didn't break anything.... in fact I almost have a fix for it... erm, sort of...
Now what did I write in my signature. .... Hmmmmmmm
Blooming hurry up and put a coin in the meter will you smackbottom
Quote by EagerSlut
Ooooooooooh! Lots of friendly faces in here biggrin :D :D
Room for one more whilst we're waiting? wink
I'm overnighting in Newcastle on Tyne near the racecourse if anyone fancies popping over for a Tennents Super and a chat :D :D
ES :rascal: :rascal:

Isnt Fluffer up that way confused:
Quote by BiWelshMinx

The dust covered the fact this is a classy joint. Pringles it is. Barmaid!

Yes?? rolleyes
Pringles please. And whatever Devon and Lissa fancy.
Oohhh..........and a big one for you!
:smitten:
Minx trudges in with Pringles for mihangel69, a pint for devon1, a goal against man u for Lissa and a stella for meaty biggrin
Minxy take the weight off, come and sit on my lap :D
Quote by redgirlmanc
One Nil to Man Utd Come on You Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

You were saying?
:P
OK OK Its 1-1, but we will triumph by the end! Glory Glory Man United! lol
You realise that as opposing Reds supporters we are traditional enemies
so........................ poke duel
LOL, but i never let football interfere with sex and fun or id never shag anyone, everyone hates Man Utd supporters! lol
That explains everything :shock:
I wish I had known that years ago
Quote by Lissa
Dev..............off topic here.............lol.............but do you live anywhere near Bideford Bay?

ER in that sort of area
We were down in that area in October. Some fabulous roads round there. We took some of our mates up Porlock Hill.......................and didn't warn them first :twisted:
Porlock hill is great biggrin
The best fun is overtaking the cars going down the hill lol Excellent fun if you haven't tried it :D
Quote by BiWelshMinx

The dust covered the fact this is a classy joint. Pringles it is. Barmaid!

Yes?? rolleyes
I thought she had gone home lol
SHE is the cat's mother :kick: smackbottom :P
Minx x x
Ooops redface
You have a nack with that biggrin
Quote by BiWelshMinx

The dust covered the fact this is a classy joint. Pringles it is. Barmaid!

Yes?? rolleyes
I thought she had gone home lol
Quote by Lissa
Oh.....How's the game going Lisa?

Don't ask mad
biggrin :D :D
Come on you Redsssssss confused Er or the team Lissa likes :D
Quote by Lissa
Dev..............off topic here.............lol.............but do you live anywhere near Bideford Bay?

ER in that sort of area
Quote by mihangel69
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Ditto. I'm learning fast!
:gagged:
Yep
Just decided Liverpool, are the greatest team on the planet :bs:
I LIKE you!
Wanna shag?
:D
Not bad going.
Did I happen to mention I also support all the other teams playing against Man U?
lol :lol: :lol:
Ok, do you want a shag too?
I have more than one useable orifice wink
Sounds great. Could I have a packet of cheese and onion crisps too?
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Theirs me thinking he was a gentleman
I'll have mine later :D
Quote by Lissa
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Ditto. I'm learning fast!
:gagged:
Yep
Just decided Liverpool, are the greatest team on the planet :bs:
I LIKE you!
Wanna shag?
:D
WooHoo :D
Just getting my helmet and keys :D
Quote by mihangel69
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Ditto. I'm learning fast!
:gagged:
Yep
Just decided Liverpool, are the greatest team on the planet :bs:
Quote by Lissa
Thanks for that young lady. (Thinks: Don't shout out 'Come on you reds' too loudly. Don't want to rub people up the wrong way so soon!).

Wrong Reds biggrin
I support 2 teams.................Liverpool...............and whoever is playing Man U :shock:
:D :D :D
makes a quick mental note, never to support Man U in front of Lissa
Quote by mihangel69
Good evening folks. I'm new to the area and stumbled upon this place whilst out for a stroll. Seems to have an atmosphere of quaint charm. Mind if I pull up a seat?
smile

Blimey another handsome fellow from the southwest biggrin
you must come from fine stock sir
You didn't happen to see a mad gibbering fool on your travels confused: