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15 Jul 2005

Thanks Sarge confused

,, i was hoping this thread would have been lost it the s/h archives for ever by today confused

. Pop your head out the window at about , cup your ear and listen for the wails, strangled screams, howls and the pathetic "begging for forgiveness", drifting over from a Sale`ish direction confused

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15 Jul 2005

For some weird reason Hornyred has recently began to call me "babycakes" redface

. Hotlover or sexmachine would be good but Babycakes FFS, where the hell she`s got that from i dont know, but im none too keen on it at all confused

P,S , Please dont start calling me babycakes on here, im already being called Dildo by some(you know who you are evil

)

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14 Jul 2005

Quote by postie
about to go to bed.... and i reckon its the last sleep i'l get before saturday....

Me n`all, see you all tomorra night biggrin

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14 Jul 2005

i need a super tanker loading and ballasting, any tips? wink

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14 Jul 2005

Brummy Matt, thanks but no,, i`ll take my chances and keep my credit card firmly in my pocket wink

Dean, i would go with that if the dye had run more evenly, as it is its sort of patchy sad

tune,, NO ! !
Kitty,, thats the best idea ive been given yet. Im on me way :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: wink

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13 Jul 2005

Quote by mattandjools
Hi all
We discovered the site a little while back and were more than blown away by the content and quality, not to mention the price, of this site. It really is a fantastic tool for everyone interested in 'The Scene'.
But therein lies the problem. We've been advertising, and doing a little chatting on the forums, and *deep breath* it seems like if your not in the clique, you're not in the clique.
We're not stamping our feet, just expressing the fact that it seems hard to interact as a couple who don't want to be part of the social scene that goes along with swinging, and therefore it becomes hard to gain peoples confidence.
We were just wondering if anyone felt the same way, and if anyone has found a way round this?
This post is meant with all the respect in the world that do like socail aspect, more power to you, it just really isn't our thing
Thanks for reading
matt and jools
x

i think im right in saying that alot on here do meet after getting to know others thru the social side of things and becoming regular users of the forums, We use the forums for the laugh and banter but do all our swinging at clubs,and if we do meet anyone from here then its always a meet in a club,, so we`re not the best qualified to answer your question. Give it time and im sure things will begin to happen. Good luck wink

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13 Jul 2005

Hello and welcome to s/h biggrin

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13 Jul 2005

Quote by davej
i managed to do this once whilst trying to do the 'placate mrs humpy' thing, it was only one item mind, but i tumble dryed it and then took it back to the laundry b asket and stuffed it up the sleeve of a coloured shirt......simply waited for mrs davej to put on a wash and then showed suitable surprise and compassion for her mistake ...........it's sneaky, but saves the grief

Its a fine idea, beautiful in its sneakyness, but alas i reckon id need about fourteen shirt sleeves to hide the amount of gear ive just ruinned confused

and that`d look a bit odd, fourteen riged shirt sleeves poking out the wash basket in all directions ! confused

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13 Jul 2005

Well, the bleach/vanish cocktail didnt work, the stain devil type stuff failed, so its in the bin with the lot of it ! confused

Ah well, shit appens wink

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13 Jul 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Fee, have i told you lately how lovely your avatar is
well,,,if i havent,,,
Fee,,
your avatar is lovely,
Hijack over, as you were

Dino, have I told you lately how sexy you are?
If I haven't, then DINO.........YOU ARE VERY SEXY !!! :twisted:
(sorry for hijack too!)
Fee
XXshall we continue this somewhere more private :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:sorry liam , will be out of here for a while

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13 Jul 2005

hi n welcome biggrin

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13 Jul 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Hello and welcome
Enjoy yourelf
Fee
XX

Fee, have i told you lately how lovely your avatar is
well,,,if i havent,,,
Fee,,
your avatar is lovely, redface

Hijack over, as you were biggrin

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13 Jul 2005

Hi liam and welcome to swinging heaven. A rugby player and in the navy eh, wait till Hornyred finds you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by KitKat

....most of the stuff was mine.........I will nip out tomorrow to buy a white mini skirt( to replace the one ive ruinned

No problem them, Decorate the bedroom pink, buy a shit load of pink ballons, banners, candles, ribbons and really do the place up. Nick the pink champagne off Kit, lay on a meal of salmon, pink blamange, and ummm, any other pink food you can think of, put a pink bulb in the light, lay out the carefully (and lovingly) prepared pink clothing, have a cd by Pink gently playing in the background, have a REALLY hot shower, (or spray yourself liberally with ralgex) arrange yourself naked upon the bed draped sedutively in a pink boa, (feather type - not the constictor type), put a big smile on your face and say ...
"Darling, I have missed you so much, this week has shown me how my I love you, and I did all this to prove how boundless my love is"
lhk
Kat
P.S. Then hope she does not read this string, and that nobody dobs you in.
P.P.S. Hide the camera - Learn from Dambuster's mistake. rotflmao

Pure genius, She`ll be tickled pink with that. :thumbup:

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12 Jul 2005

Ive had a pm of Kit with more advice than you can shake a stick at,, biggrin

magnum of pink champers on its way, thank you wink

.xx

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross

....most of the stuff was mine.........I will nip out tomorrow to buy a white mini skirt( to replace the one ive ruinned

That's cute - you were really that attached to it?? :giggle: redface

no, no,, what i meant was ,, erm,, arr ,,
forget it. redface

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by Kit
Errrm, what are you going to try doing tomorrow then Dildo
OMG - I am sooooooo lovin' this thread

Im not sure yet, any suggestions confused

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Dino
when exactly is Horny Pink due back then?
Fancy joining SmokerJim and the rest of us for a beer??

Great idea mate, pint o bitter please

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12 Jul 2005

She sounds fantastic, ask her if she can salvage my washing biggrin

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12 Jul 2005

Thankyou all for your advice, im praying for the washing fairies to turn up confused

but to be honest,, i know im going to have to bin everything. On a brighter note,, most of the stuff was mine, but i will nip out tomorrow to buy a white mini skirt( to replace the one ive ruinned) and hope she doesnt notice(im sure she was going to wear that at the Burton munch you see confused

)
I cant wait to see what tomorrow has in store for me blink

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by westerross
!
Why the fluck did ya touch the washing machine of all things??

I dont know, it was a good idea at the time, i thought i could do it confused

and that it would be easy confused

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
DON'T put bleach on if they are delicate, she'll kill you.
Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one who can't wash whites.
Leave them soaking and go and buy some colour run from the supermarket and wash them with that.
Jas
XXX

whats delicate????
ive put all the whites/pinks in the sink with boiling water and a bit of bleach and wiil get some colour run or stain devil on em tomorrow and then do a boil wash (what ever that is, it doesnt say that on our washing machine)
Im going to have a little cry now :cry: :cry:

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by polly40
Dino
Only piece of advise I can offer is to go out and BUY new clothes to replace the ones you have ruined. The cost will be enough punishment and you will NEVER make that mistake again, will you???
Bless -
Love to see Hornyred's face when she finds out
Oh sorry were you looking for sympathy?????
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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12 Jul 2005

Please help,,, as most of you are aware Hornyred is away untill Friday, ive just done a pile of washing and the white stuff has gone a pale pink colour confused

. What should i do next, ive got some bleach and ive found summat called "Vanish" but the instruction label has peeled off sad

This is fast becoming the worst week of my life sad

And please,, no comments about how shit men are when left alone cos at the moment i cant think of a good answer to counter that comment redface

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12 Jul 2005

And heres my famous nob biggrin

can i have your addy too

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12 Jul 2005

Im held captive in the Dildo GFZ sad

until H`red gets back, have one fer me people, sad

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by CiscoCat6k
offers blue his house since dildo doesnt seem to want to visit...

Id love to mate n thanks, but with all these rules n regs and H`reds spies everywhere, ive got no chance confused

** tosses a blow up dino doll into the cage**
Come on m8 run for it sad

I got about 100 yards and this big bouncy white ball thing got me :shock: :shock: , you know the thing that used to get Patrick Mc`cgoochkhoowun dunno

in the prisoner confused

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12 Jul 2005

Quote by Kitty
Dino,
Sub Hornyred for Eagerslut and I could have written that myself !!!
6'3" and sleeps curled up in the foetal positionâ€¦
- In bed and relationships in general you are likely to be more willing to explore and try new things. Likely to be quite demanding in certain situations. :twisted: :twisted:
:shock: :shock:

Hmmmmm! sounds all too familiar, except H`red is 5ft 2" , and weighs abot 7 1/2 stone,,,,,she sleeps in a kinda starfish shape rolleyes

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11 Jul 2005

I have the 18 inches of bed nearest the window, Hornyred has the rest confused

BUT NOT THIS WEEK! ! biggrin

Ive got it all biggrin

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11 Jul 2005

here goes,,,,
True Adventures.
Touch the cold, the winters charge,
True adventures of a waking heart,
Lights are overwelmed by gloom,
We see wolves sillhouetted against the moon,
Valleys drop, mountains rise,
Lift your head, breathe the sky,
all over, the garden rains,
lakes are forming in the pockets of the leaves,
And there in the distant glow,
A shadow on shadow,
with warmth comes life again,
along every country lane,
Valleys drop, mountains rise,
lift your head, breathe the sky,
You think its gone my friend,
but it comes back again.
See the birth of another year,
See it bold, see it clear,
Leaves unfurling,insects play,
Nothing like the month of May,
Valleys drop, mountains rise,
Lift your head, breathe the sky,
You think its gone my friend,
But it comes back again,
And their is a final cry,
Of birdsong in the sky,
And what was fast is slow,
And all around it grows,
Valleys drop, mountains rise,
Lift your head, breathe the sky,
You think its gone my friend,
But it comes back again,
You think its gone my friend,
But it comes back again.
Hamilton/ Dino. wink

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