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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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I dont own a single item of undies, when i was working as a chef, it was too uncomfortable to wear them and ive never worn them since (20 years)
Burdilock,,( Dandelion and burdock) I just love burdilock, its my fave and i drink gallons of the stuff. They should sell it in pubs, then i wouldn`t have to drink so much beer wink
Quote by KitKat
Any chance of an ammendment to rule one, ive had a crap day, Please

Rule 10) Requests for rule changes should be submitted in triplicate to the rule change commitee.
lhk :shock: :shock: :shock: another bloomin rule confused and who`s the rule change commitee dunno (as if i didnt know who`s behind this wink )
Creep and Fake plastic trees, Radiohead
Heroes, David Bowie
Song to the siren , This mortal coil
Harbour, Sinnead O`Conner/ Moby,
Lately and True adventures, British sea power,
Heaven, Talking Heads.
Quote by CiscoCat6k
offers blue his house since dildo doesnt seem to want to visit...
Id love to mate n thanks, but with all these rules n regs and H`reds spies everywhere, ive got no chance confused confused confused
I normally smell of paint at the end of the day redface , is that better than body odour or not dunno
Quote by bluexxx
noooo, i never said that,,, blue,, come back , come back sad

Too late, I've already flounced :grin: Bugger confused its probably against the bloody rules anyway rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Quote by bluexxx
Ive had a horrid day today,,Got up, dressed lil un, took her to school and took H`red to the airport :cry: . Went to work, painted three cielings(4 coats each) and papered two rooms + glossed woodwork biggrin Went to pick lil un up from school, clutch cable broke on the way mad Rang father in law to get lil un and i made my way home on bus mad . Got transport to empty my car of all my tools, picked lil un up from father in laws, cooked tea, did lil uns homework confused , ironed uniform for school tomorrow,hoovered hall stairs n landing, done the pots, fed the dog and im still trying to find someone who can tow my van back home dunno

So, I suppose you're saying that tonight's shag's off then?
Oh bother! evil
**Blue flounces out of the GFZ wondering whoever invented sex anyway**
wink wink wink noooo, i never said that,,, blue,, come back , come back sad
WTF! ! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ive had a horrid day today,,Got up, dressed lil un, took her to school and took H`red to the airport :cry: . Went to work, painted three cielings(4 coats each) and papered two rooms + glossed woodwork biggrin Went to pick lil un up from school, clutch cable broke on the way mad Rang father in law to get lil un and i made my way home on bus mad . Got transport to empty my car of all my tools, picked lil un up from father in laws, cooked tea, did lil uns homework confused , ironed uniform for school tomorrow,hoovered hall stairs n landing, done the pots, fed the dog and im still trying to find someone who can tow my van back home dunno .Ive poored myself a large dandelion and burdock with ice, settled down infront of the puter and i find this! ! :shock:
biggrin Any chance of an ammendment to rule one :small-print: ? redface biggrin ive had a crap day, Please :P
and i do like rule number eight :thumbup:
thanks rainbows, your nick you call me is starting to stick confused confused
Dino (Dildo) rolleyes
Quote by freckledbird
When i was 14 and stupid,( yes, even more stupid than i am now confused confused) i got out of the bath and reached up to open the top window and the end of me knob touched the radiator confused confused confused .Thankfully no lasting damage.

Ah but how do you know? It might have stunted the growth of your knob - you could have been one of these vvvwe guys by now lol
assuming that you aren't anyway redface good point, im off to claim compensation from the gloworm centeral heating co, lol lol lol lol wink
When i was 14 and stupid,( yes, even more stupid than i am now confused confused) i got out of the bath and reached up to open the top window and the end of me knob touched the radiator confused confused confused .Thankfully no lasting damage.
Wosapenin :shock: :shock: lists, chores, kept an eye on, vacuuming, schedules confused confused confused , Ive got to go to work, i aint got time for all that domestic shunanagins
I promise not to touch any of your cleaning stuff and domestic appliances when your away hun, so it will be ready for you when you get back wink wink bolt
Quote by postie
Is it only me who can see a white box with a cross in it confused

I can't even see that!
Same here.. not even the red cross thingy... if you stare at the post long enough, the red cross thingy appears after about 20 secs, its a very nice red cross thingy but its not really tim , well i hope its not him confused confused
Quote by Kit
I am just over 5ft, so most guys are taller than me anyway.
Height is not realy an issue for me - it's just the crick in my neck that bugs me rolleyes
thats not what you said when you had me on the stretchy racky thing in the s/h dungeon confused confused confused
Is it only me who can see a white box with a cross in it confused
Tim, you look like a white square with a redX for a nose :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by 3someinpreston
Mick Hucknall! :shock: The twat who said he'd rather sing in front of 10'00 AIDS-infected pakistanis than 1 scouser... what a lovely man. On top of obviously being a manc talentless prick, that comment is also extremely racist.
He's number one wankhole on the planet!
so,, your not that keen on him either wink
Quote by westerross
How my little Angel managed to hit the keyboard let alone the right keys beats me!!

Ok Mr Angelica, i`ll take it back, i didnt realise 3 bottles of wine were involved. wink
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao soooo funny , ever thought of changing your nick to Victor Meldrew? wink
can i come on hols with you both next year, all that free entertainment lol lol
Hi Angelica and welcome "officially" ,,,
So,,, Mr Angelica is an ""in bed for lightweight"" type of guy eh! !! wink
Mick Hucknall, how that tosser ever sold a single record is beyond me confused confused
Quote by debz4u
and i still have a razor blade necklace to remind me of the punk days oh what fun .. though i did have to dress cool to get into the hassienda club god i feel so old now those were the day hay dino
cool, i had a 9 inch red mohawk redface , do you remember the ranch and the banshee clubs(showin me age)
loved the Hacienda, just the best biggrin
Quote by debz4u
ohhhh oh dino lol your to young surely not you only look 20 lol

debz i love you kiss
Quote by the_Laird
Well I'm TOTALLY PISSED OFF !!!!
I was promised some TLC in the GFZ this weekend evil
I want my TLC and I want it NOW!!!!!!!

Tut rolleyes what's the magic word? wink
NOW!!!!
Actually it was NOW!!!!!!!!
but I can always say "Please" Kit wink rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao Laird mate, me thinks your "please" came a tad too late and Kits stood you up , ive just asked h`red to give you some TLC, but she`s standing with Kit on this one,
I tried mate confused confused
Coffee, white with one sugar, with a bar of plain chocolate for dunking in said beverage wink