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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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We would have loved an invite but we`re on feckin holiday sad :( Hope you all have a great time wink Dino and Hornyred. XXXX
We would have loved an invite but we`re on feckin holiday sad :( Hope you all have a great time wink Dino and Hornyred. XXXX
We would have loved an invite but we`re on feckin holiday sad :( Hope you all have a great time wink Dino and Hornyred. XXXX
Quote by Kit
Only when you are wenching sweetie wink
Come to think of it - a large baileys on ice would do me nicely now, so snap to it and then whisper all the weekends gossip in softly in my ear :wink:
Kit , how are you sweetie,missed you sad me wenching outfits been nicked by laird so ill have to serve in me boxers redface , anyway , lets get into the jacuzzi and i`ll give you all the gossip from the weekend :wink:
bloody hell, still open! ! biggrin mines a pint please. GFZ open 24 seven now is it ?
:D :D :D
Quote by the_Laird

give him smackbottom :smackbottom:

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Ok........shall I say its from you??? :twisted: :twisted:

Quote by HornyRed
please fee, makes sure it stings :rascal: :rascal:

Oiii !!!!!!!
:shock: :scared: What did I do dunnoYeh !!! what did he do ? :dunno:
Quote by Ms Amber
"HELP, HOME ALONE" Hornyred is going to Fance on 11th July for 7 days :shock: :shock: :shock: what the hell am i supposed to do! im begining to panic now, cant think straight, getting the shakes and the panic attacks are becoming more frequent. Ive come out in a nervous rash all over and my nervous twitch has returned too :silly: confused :? Someone save meeeeeee! ! ! :scared:
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Hi Dino
As a reserve angel........although it seems the other angels must have been rushed off their feet as I have been a good and helpful angel all weekend!, feel free to PM me for my MSN if you feel the need to chat when your other half is away!
XXAmber, thank you, ive now got more angels than charlie, this is such a great thread. Hornyred love,, wanna make it two weeks? i`ll pay biggrin wink
went to a lap dancing club 4 weeks ago, one of the dancers who was sat about 4 feet or so away from me, turned, smiled at me and squeezed her tits. I got squirted with milk :shock: , i couldnt quite belive it at first, i thought she had one of them water pistol plastic rings on her finger or summat, then she did it again and again before i realised what was happening. I think what suprised me most was she wasnt pregnant and didnt look like she`d ever been pregnant,(young tiny size 8 slim type)and i was a bit pissed by thenconfused
deffo not a turn on the rest of the night avoiding her incase she asked me if i wanted a dance, :?
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Dino, I'll give you a hand while Hornyred is away.
In fact you can have BOTH my hands if they are any use to you wink
Hornyred, have a brill time (lucky bugger !) biggrin
Fee
XX
Another "angel",, fee, both hands sounds good, and any other bits you care to mention :twisted: :P :D :wink:
What a great idea this is,,, nice one john :thumbup: worship
Quote by oliveoyl
Dino hun,
Pm me with either your or msn addy hun and we can chat and keep yu company while hornyred is away.
No need to panic though coe the
SWINGING HEAVEN ANGELS OF GOODNESS are here
Olive
Olive, you truely are an angel biggrin im feeling better already, i`ll send you my msn when she,,,,,oh,,,,, god i can hardly bring myself to say it,,,,when she,,, she,,, goes :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: wink .xxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi mate n welcome,
pull up a chair , get yourself a coffee n settle down for a feckin good laugh wink
have fun,, Dino.
bloody hell,, its not exactly a "quick response unit" this is it? rolleyes
im out of my mind with worry confused :? :? ,,,,,,,,,HELLLLLLPPPPPP! ! ! wink :wink:
"HELP, HOME ALONE" Hornyred is going to Fance on 11th July for 7 days :shock: :shock: :shock: what the hell am i supposed to do! im begining to panic now, cant think straight, getting the shakes and the panic attacks are becoming more frequent. Ive come out in a nervous rash all over and my nervous twitch has returned too :silly: confused :? Someone save meeeeeee! ! ! :scared:
I was on the telly once, i was pissed at a party, lost me ballance and fell of it confused
i`ll get me coat bolt
Oh and Niel, no giant stinging nettles, man eating triffids and deffo no evil slinky longtails in our back garden smile
at this moment in time,,
handbag,
digi camera.
a big stupid looking candle in the shape of a pyramid,
pile of discs,
an "i love you" card from me to h`red redface ,
coffee cup,
diary,
ashtray,
lighter,
20 marlboro lights
hi Matt n welcome to swinging heaven, hope you find what your looking for! wink
Big fat hairy bollox, were on holiday :cry: Wish you luck with it all babe1 n t bone and hope you all have as good a time as we did at the last yorks munch biggrin you know how to throw a party in Yorkshire, and thats coming from a Lancastrian ! ! wink :wink:
Who was the last victim, ?
who is the new victim, ?
has this idea died, ?
should i put this thread back where i found it,? dunno confused
Quote by EagerSlut
wusapnin, ?? :shock: i just lost the thread of this erm,, thread then :shock: confused

I think it's me fucking around redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
bolt
Eagerslut, fucking around! , nowt new there then lol :lol: :lol: wink :bolt:
wusapnin, ?? :shock: i just lost the thread of this erm,, thread then :shock: confused
we got a big back garden, your more than welcome to pitch at ours,. We can have a fire if yer like, any excuse for a midnight fire eh biggrin :D wink
Quote by MrsFC
Ere Jizzymuffdiver !!! evil
Thought you were MrFC for a minute!! Had my heart fluttering you did. :evil:
bet that was a shock mrsfc :shock: ,the old mrfc in all his twitchy glory, i had to do a double take wink
Quote by LadyFeeBee
good evening all, wheres Laird the wee scotish wench? could do with a beer wink

The Laird hasn't arrived yet Dino.............want to keep me company??
Fee
XX cant see you all on yer own fee, i`ll grab a bottle n we can chill in the jacuzzi for a while together :rascal:
good evening all, wheres Laird the wee scotish wench? could do with a beer wink
well done, 4000,,,,wow! Olympic gold in gobshite-ing wink :wink:
WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: waited to see The Killers and one song, :shock: :shock: one fooking song sad :( :( :( :(
Shit, i cant believe i forgot to put radiohead ,,,erm,,,
Radiohead 2003 redface cheers loowis wink
and yes i agree with you about The Killers and British Sea Power :thumbup: spot on