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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
0 miles · Greater Manchester
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ops:Quote by essex_young_gunok, ill do that
right there is no way i am dumb but when youve seen it, if you get to watch any of it if horneys with ya!
i ONLY just understood it! but it makes perfect sense when ya get out of the cinema!
wicked film!
:? :? :wink: Quote by the_LairdThe Laird wenching ?
Right.....
I have been ORDERED to get my ass in here, start wenching AND be suitably attired!!!
That's the best you're getting and I dont do stockings right (they don't go with the Tartan)
Sarah, let me attend to your glass
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: made my feckin day, 
:lol: :lol: , OI! wench, over here with a pint please :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :wink: :wink: 
Join date-----------8th April 2005,
thats 82 days since you joined
Total posts---------994,
thats ,,erm ,, fuckin loads of posts a day ,,
you really need to get out more Dewi ! !
Congrats on,,,, nearly a thousand posts mate ,
and most of em aint to bad either :wink: . Well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :cheers:
thats 82 days since you joined
Total posts---------994,
thats ,,erm ,, fuckin loads of posts a day ,,
you really need to get out more Dewi ! !
Congrats on,,,, nearly a thousand posts mate ,
and most of em aint to bad either
:wink: . Well done :thumbup: :thumbup: :cheers: 
Pile o shite mate, get real man, women dont wanna know about all that rubbish, they want to know how your gonna nail em hard n fast , wipe yer dick on there dress when youve finished and thank you for your services. And not even a cock pic! with the heading,,,,"10inches of throbbing grissle" 
:D youve got a lot to learn young man
Belting add Sean :thumbup:
with the heading,,,,"10inches of throbbing grissle" :D youve got a lot to learn young man Belting add Sean :thumbup:
Quote by HornyRed
Come on guys you are letting the side down. For years women have gone on about how hard it is doing all the housework and I used to wonder why they produced morning TV for those poor little ladies as they were to busy with the housework to watch. It is realy very simple and quite relaxing to do honest
Not just the cleaning to be done, oh no much more than that
it really isnt that hard, ive got myself a pile of disposable plates, plastic knives, forks n spoons. Im not gonna wear clothes during the day so they will be cleaner for longer, put a sleeping bag on the bed so the sheets wont need washing/ changing etc, sending the washing to the launderette and getting a service wash( includes ironing)and the day before she comes home, ive got a cleaner coming round for £20,,,, Sorted :wink: gives me time to watch the Ausses get whooped 
:inlove: 
:inlove: :inlove: :love: :love:Quote by Libra+Love
what a wonderfull idea L+L but the GFZ management dont allow me to leave here untill sun evening . Maybe if they ever give me a day off out of this place and out of this wenching outfit. Slide into the jacuzzi and i`ll serve you shortly maam
See you tonight then. Oh and bring your sexy lady with you, please :twisted:evening b`fast in bed, its a date. H`red is packing some stuff as we speak :wink:
iced water and painkiller for you mistress kit, and b`fast, buckfizz all round. Just call out when youve finished and i`ll start on the massage :D :D :D
Quote by Libra+Love
mornin all, im just doing b`fast and as im feeling in a generous mood today i`ll serve it to you in the jacuzzi along with a bucks fizz and a gentle morning massage
I was hoping to get mine in bed :twisted:what a wonderfull idea L+L but the GFZ management dont allow me to leave here untill sun evening . Maybe if they ever give me a day off out of this place and out of this wenching outfit
. Slide into the jacuzzi and i`ll serve you shortly maam :D 