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Dirtygirly
1 month ago
Straight Female, 52
0 miles · City of Edinburgh

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Well no fucking wonder I failed at this!!!
banghead:banghead::banghead:
Angel Chat has just told me she got into the habit of coming home at lunchtime to have a wank just to get more fucking points!!! rolleyes
AND SHE DID IT ON FUCKING CAM TO GET EVEN MORE POINTS!!!
SLUT!!!
:sticky::sticky::sticky:
Quote by bluexxx
Ok...... Took me ages to find this.... Here's one for the real hardcore old school

Well this thread is a big fat disappointment!! rolleyes
:giggle:
Now they've let me out of the kitchen... I'll have a large one please!
And a glass of wine! :bounce::bounce::bounce:
Quote by northwest-cpl
I was hounded out, humiliated and abused as a fool. Women hated me and men didn't want to be me.

I see nowt's changed then.
And this fucker was my only friend
Less of the friend you MCB wink
This exchange made me happy.
All we need now is Markz... bet he turns up simply to say... You want me don't you. rolleyes
Quote by Angel Chat
No idea what happened to my old avatar, I'll have to get someone to take a new pic of it. I had enough trouble taking this pic without trying to get my tramp stamp in focus in a self pic!
Oh, and hi everyone! wave

Might be able to help out with that! :happy:
Quote by makingcocoa
wave
Old avatar and signature seem to still be sat here waiting for me to pop back in!

Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?! bolt
Where's Markz and Happy Flaps? dunno
Quote by flower411
Dunno about that !
If I was gonna play I might have to reinstate an avatar and fill in me profile rolleyes

You know you want to grumpy chops! kiss
wave
I just had a conversation on the phone with Angel Chat and she said she'd just written a really long message to someone and had lost it all cause the login timed out while she'd gone to make dinner. It properly made me snort cause I remember many times Nellie telling us off for not copying and pasting cause he'd done it loads of times after he'd written a mahoosive ranty clever post, edited it fifteen hundred times and then lost the whole lot because of the automatic logout. It's never the same second time round!
Then he shouted at his computer!! :fuckinghell: :giggle:
There's a lesson in there... I learnt it from Neil! :haha::haha::haha:
Gem that's a lovely post in a time for you that I can't even begin to imagine.
My heart aches and smiles for you in equal measure. For all the good times the two of you had and for those times that you shared with the rest of us. I remember watching Nellie actually asleep in the middle of a munch in Manchester the first time I met him. Comfortable with his surroundings and with his friends and most of all with you. You seemed so together and there was so much laughter before he fell asleep! and I hope you remember the good times forever.
Nellie was a massive part of this community in all the years I've known you both. From the political ranting to the things that just meant something to him. He was never afraid to speak his mind regardless of who he was batting off. He had many admirable qualities and I'm glad to have been his friend and him mine.
Things change, time moves on and we all have different things going on in our lives but through all of that the people who matter have remained in contact and when there are tough times we all pull together. I'll be here whenever you need me. You know that already though. You're a special sort and I know how difficult the coming weeks, months, years will be for you without Neil but your friends will support you. Whatever you need, you just have to ask. I love you lady xx
Quote by Big_Fraser
One of the reasons I dont have all my pics in public anymore is I received some pretty sick PMs about them from gay guys - I dont know if couples get the same but I found some of the things they wrote pretty twisted.

Meh... you'll get used to Bloke's humour one day! :giggle:
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
Just another little update...Mr Tigs has flown out to New Zealand so that Kbuk has at least one friend with him. He arrived safely this morning at our time. If anyone is interested the actual service is Friday morning at our time. ( Friday afternoon New Zealand time).
Thank you all for all your wonderful comments about Kev, he was liked and loved so much.
We are all still struggling to cope with this news but we will try and keep peeps informed of what is happening
Mrs Tigs
xxxx

That's one of the most special things ever. You've just made me cry. I think Kev would be very happy to have his friend there with him. Really lovely. My thoughts are with you and yours and I'll be thinking about Kev on Friday and indeed on many occasions to come. xxx
Quote by amatuerman
Can a Mod/Admin please lock this thread, it has or seems to have possibly gone off track a tad and ended up ruining my sole purpose of creating it.
:sad: :sad:

rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Seriously... are you serious?! :giggle:
Quote by Big_Fraser
They are not fat circles - they are Big Beautiful Circles :evil2:
That's what forums do, you cant really change peoples fixed opinions on here. That shouldn't stop you saying when you think they are talking bollocks, just do it without personal attacks or using purposely offensive statements or examples wink

:thumbup:
And never forget the wink! :wink:
Quote by Andy_Jules
Get a backbone! If someone has a dig then give as good as you get or rise above it.

Giving as good as you get would (on a forum at least) lead to complete chaos and meltdown and is perhaps not the best stance to adopt. The best method has to be to make your point/post and move along...
Andy
In my world that's known as banter. It's entirely possible to have a discussion without moaning, without having personal attacks and without breaking the AUP. Choosing to get personal is where it all goes wrong. This is precisely why I'm going to completely ignore the post above this. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, even if it is drivel, that's my opinion to which I'm entitled. It doesn't have to descend into chaos. When people talk shite, you either laugh at them (there's a very big difference to laughing with them) or you rip the piss. The defences will go up and that's when the abuse starts. It's all in the tone of the response really since we aren't able to have facial expressions on a forum. There's no need for abuse. Digs happen all the time, example included (and for the avoidance of doubt it is simply an example - untwist your knickers). It's how you respond that's important. wink
Quote by Photobazza
You know some of you really need to eat a spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up!!! It's a forum. People agree and disagree all the time. You can choose to ignore things you don't like and post on stuff that interests you. Get a backbone! If someone has a dig then give as good as you get or rise above it. To whinge about not posting again because you didn't like what someone said is pathetic. It's the people here who add the flavour and it's most likely the politically correct moaners who have killed this forum. We all know how to behave like adults, sometimes we choose to behave like children. It's the way of the world. Thicken your skin and ignore the niggling digs or think of a wittier retort.
In the grand old scheme of things, most people come here to escape the hum drum of real life for fun, not to listen to people whinging about 'he said' / 'she said'. Time to grow up.

Dirtygirly I hear what you are saying but !!!!

Really? You really heard me? So why are you still wittering on about a thread that was closed down? You should be chewing cement right about now. No-one other than you gives a toss about your locked thread. We've all had threads locked cause they've turned into a bunfight. Get over it. Move on and start a new thread about something else. That's what makes forums go round.
You know some of you really need to eat a spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up!!! It's a forum. People agree and disagree all the time. You can choose to ignore things you don't like and post on stuff that interests you. Get a backbone! If someone has a dig then give as good as you get or rise above it. To whinge about not posting again because you didn't like what someone said is pathetic. It's the people here who add the flavour and it's most likely the politically correct moaners who have killed this forum. We all know how to behave like adults, sometimes we choose to behave like children. It's the way of the world. Thicken your skin and ignore the niggling digs or think of a wittier retort.
In the grand old scheme of things, most people come here to escape the hum drum of real life for fun, not to listen to people whinging about 'he said' / 'she said'. Time to grow up.
Quote by redwine_lover
u got nothing better to do than to stalk me on these forums!!!... get back on the smokers ledge!! lol

The smokers ledge is no more! I stopped 31 days ago! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by redwine_lover
39 is the most popular age for female swingers lol...i cant understand why lol...its not as if anyone tells lies on here is it?

Says the most haggard 42 year old that I have met.
tut tut ..u know i am 46 still lol...46 is the new 39!!
Really??
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in my head!!! YES lol
You've been 52 for the whole time I've known you!! :giggle:
Quote by redwine_lover
I never have that much difficulty... but then I will travel for a meet so I guess that opens up a wider pool of talent wink
If I want a meet I look through the ads of men in my area and favourite all those I'm interested in. Then I do a profile search in the area and do the same favouriting. Then I have a look and cull my list of favourites.
Then I might place an advert of my own - and I'm *very* specific (possibly pedantic!) about what/when/where etc. I respond to all messages and if people charm or amuse me then I'll pursue.
If no good responses, I pull the ad and message some of my favourited hot men.
It works for me!
:thumbup:

do u like older men then lol nola?
wanna share my bus pass to heaven and back?
Older? Don't you mean ancient?! :giggle:
bolt
dont u mean 'mature' ...oh great idyiosyncratic one lol hehe
You? Mature? Christ that's a bigger fib than your age!! :giggle:
Quote by redwine_lover
I never have that much difficulty... but then I will travel for a meet so I guess that opens up a wider pool of talent wink
If I want a meet I look through the ads of men in my area and favourite all those I'm interested in. Then I do a profile search in the area and do the same favouriting. Then I have a look and cull my list of favourites.
Then I might place an advert of my own - and I'm *very* specific (possibly pedantic!) about what/when/where etc. I respond to all messages and if people charm or amuse me then I'll pursue.
If no good responses, I pull the ad and message some of my favourited hot men.
It works for me!
:thumbup:

do u like older men then lol nola?
wanna share my bus pass to heaven and back?
Older? Don't you mean ancient?! :giggle:
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/disclaimer
~author aware of hypocrisy~
Moaning. I fucking hate people who moan. Shut the fuck up with your petty whinges about things that are really unimportant in the grand scheme of it, quit fucking whinging! No-one actually gives a toss about your pathetic petty problems and in actual fact no-one wants to know about them. It's not attractive and it doesn't endear anyone to anyone and to be fair, I really don't give a fuck that I'm doing the same thing right now because quite frankly, I'm best left alone at this precise moment to hibernate and suffer my woes quietly, save risking stabbing some eejit with a rusty spoon for talking through a hole in their arse and giving everyone else this niggling irritant, a bit like a splinter cause they can't help themselves but moan about irrelevant shite that no-one cares about in the first place!! So before you moan, think twice, think three times perhaps and stop it. Just stop fucking moaning!
~author would like to apologise for any bad language that might have offended but perhaps not today, maybe another day when the nicotine withdrawals have subsided~
If anyone would like to risk some angry sex then my PM box is there for the especially brave! :twisted:
I have a vertical hood piercing.
I didn't find it painful having it done and I was fully expecting to spend the rest of the day on the sofa, legs akimbo! Not so... I did some shopping, came home and did my housework and had a wank later on. Your own urine and salt water in the bath are the best thing for keeping it clean (although I'm not sure how the bloke thought I was gonna piss on my own clit but I nodded and smiled when he told me that!)
Get yourself a rattle bar... can't remember where I got mine but I'm pretty sure you'll be able to find one. Then go for a bus ride, sit on the seat above the wheel! wink
Enjoy! I do... often! :twisted:
Quote by Dave__Notts
When at work I eat my lunch at my desk. I find it quite a treat, on occasion, to shake the crumbs from between the keys of my keyboard to see if there is anything yummy hidden in there. I have found alsorts, still edible.
And you think I am joking lol

I thought it was just me that did that rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Waste not want not.
:twisted:
Not many things make me gag..............but you two have just succeeded :shock:
Dave_Notts
And me and Angel! *vomits*
You two are disgusting!!! :uhoh:
Quote by getiton03a
what has happened?
dont people respond to mail here(or on other sites even)?how are you supposed to find out if others are interested,when they cant even respond to mails you have is hard enough asking people if they would like to meet,.
how do you know if you have worded your mail right,what you wrote might come over a different way.
so please,it cant be that hard to string a few sentences together,even if it is in the negative

I'd guess you find out that people aren't interested by their lack of response. If they were interested then they probably would have responded.
There are a number of reasons for no response:
1. You aren't what they're looking for.
2. They're not interested.
3. If it's a couple then maybe only one half has read it and the other half is yet to read.
4. You didn't read their profile.
5. You sent a one liner fancy a shag message.
6. They haven't had time to respond.
7. They're not interested.
8. You are one of 15 messages and yours doesn't stand out.
That's just off the top of my head. I generally try and respond to everyone but if its fairly clear that the person hasn't bothered to read my profile then I wouldn't bother to respond to them either. I delete one line 'hi, how r u?' messages along with the 'fancy a shag' messages (yes, they do arrive!) and I also don't hold much interested in people who haven't bothered to complete their profile or add any photos. If someone doesn't put the effort into the 'selling themselves' part (in a non-monetary fashion) then what sort of effort are they going to put into a meet?
Whilst I understand the feeling that it's rude/bad mannered/ignorant not to reply, I've always felt a bit guilty about no responding but after being here for a while it becomes tedious responding to the same messages from different people.
You just have to delete, ignore and move on. :mrgreen:
Quote by couplefunuk
You know... (a very good post that sadly had to be cut short) ...it feels bloody nice.
N x x x ;)

Great post neil, but I have one point to make... Stubble lol.
Either way, I'm with you - a good blow job, from either sex is good in my book!
*Him*
I'd just like to say thanks very much... I now have a particularly damp image of Nellie and *him* sucking cock!
Marvellous! :rascal: