You know when you get a bit of a kit-kat wrapper in your mouth by mistake... the old tin foil type kit-kats... and you get that metallic taste?
Well it's a bit like that! :giggle:
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Dirtygirly
1 month ago
Straight Female, 52
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I'm having an 11 day weekend! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Alas I'm driving though so I'll have something soft if that's okay! :rascal:
You know you're getting old when you drop your best mate off for a booty call and then come home, lounge around in your comfy clothes, cook a curry and watch Criminal Minds and you're actually quite happy with that on a Friday night!
*makes note to get out more*
Alas I'm driving though so I'll have something soft if that's okay! :rascal:
You know you're getting old when you drop your best mate off for a booty call and then come home, lounge around in your comfy clothes, cook a curry and watch Criminal Minds and you're actually quite happy with that on a Friday night!
*makes note to get out more*
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
why shouldent we wish someone we know a happy birthday
shows we care after all we cant all send cards
sooooooooooooooo dg did you have a good day and get lots of pressies
Awwwww... thank you lovely! I had a great day! Went out for dinner with my brother and his girlfriend and my best friend. Really lovely! Can recommend The Basement in Edinburgh for dinner if you're ever up here. Lush it was! :mrgreen:
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Quote by amatuerman
Disguised moaning, I think not, had it been a moan it would of said that on the tin.
Fair play to jumping in though and making a presumption!
Oooooh... little bit defensive are we not?
You presume I was talking about what you said!
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Quote by amatuerman
A little light humour, please don't post anything that may offend a fellow user.
I'm fed up of Happy Birthday threads...email the person.
What's yours?
Disguised moaning! :mrgreen:
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Thanks very much! 
I got lego! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And Diggers is buying me some shoes! :mrgreen:
I got lego! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And Diggers is buying me some shoes! :mrgreen:
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ops: :oops:The next poster has a secret crush on someone unavailable...
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Quote by essex34m
I was gonna reply to this last night.
I think that might be the shortest post i've ever seen you make
And it was coherent too!
:gagged:
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If I was going out for a posh dinner, I'd dress appropriately. If I was going out for fish and chips, I wouldn't care what I was wearing.
Besides the point I think but I wouldn't go to a party in a house that required payment for entry whether it was 20 quid or 200 quid.
If I was going to a ball, I'd dress appropriately in a nice evening dress. If I was going to a rave I'd dress appropriately in jeans and comfy shoes.
Don't we all adjust to our surroundings so that we fit in as well as we can?
Besides the point I think but I wouldn't go to a party in a house that required payment for entry whether it was 20 quid or 200 quid.
If I was going to a ball, I'd dress appropriately in a nice evening dress. If I was going to a rave I'd dress appropriately in jeans and comfy shoes.
Don't we all adjust to our surroundings so that we fit in as well as we can?
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Quote by Bear69
Pretty woman has a lot to answer for.....typical Hollywood!
When I was a hooker I kissed
But where did you kiss them ?
:lol:In posh hotels I don't doubt! :giggle:
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Kissing is a dealbreaker for me... no kissing, no meet. I've never fucked someone I've not kissed. Not likely to start now.
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My brand new iPhone 4! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
It's BRILLIANT! :inlove:
It's BRILLIANT! :inlove:
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My friend and I were walking home tonight and I saw this bloke and he was HOTTER THAN HOT!!
I turned to my friend and said "did you see what I just saw?"
She replied "I did see what you just saw!"
And this random woman walked past us and said "I also saw what you just saw!"
:giggle:
Made us laugh a lot! He was lush!! :rascal:
I turned to my friend and said "did you see what I just saw?"
She replied "I did see what you just saw!"
And this random woman walked past us and said "I also saw what you just saw!"
:giggle:
Made us laugh a lot! He was lush!! :rascal:
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Quote by Varken
Unfortunately clap and yeah are flash format emotes so we can't put those back as the new chat doesn't use flash in the chat area, so we will try adding these for now;
Hi St3v3 - there's an animated clap GIF available here which looks good:
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Quote by
Q1
If you took all the men you have had sex with, how many 5somes would you need to have sex with them all again?
Q2
How many men would there be in the last moresome?
You see that would involve remembering them all in the first place! :giggle:
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Quote bypretend it's your first meet and open the book.
I have the same problem. Failed O'grade maths pretty spectacularly too.
I bought a book for parents to help their kids by Carol Vorderman.
I've not quite got round to sitting down and reading it yet.
My mental block isn't ready.
It's scary... I flicked it open last night after I posted that and then put it back out of sight.
ops:I need help!
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I have the same problem. Failed O'grade maths pretty spectacularly too.
I bought a book for parents to help their kids by Carol Vorderman.
I've not quite got round to sitting down and reading it yet.
My mental block isn't ready.
I bought a book for parents to help their kids by Carol Vorderman.
I've not quite got round to sitting down and reading it yet.
My mental block isn't ready.
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
I'm not sure how to get round that, if you send in a report we all check those as soon as we log in so I guess that's the quickest way to get in touch with the first person in.
I'll bring it up though. The other thing would be to post a thread in here but that's not very good for privacy.
I hear what you're saying though. I don't know what to suggest other than say that I'm happy for people to PM me if they have an issue and although I can't speak for everyone else I'd guess they don't mind either. Most of the Ops have an Op name and a username so they get peace when they're not helping out. I chose not to cause I don't really mind people getting in touch either way.
never realised support tickets got read by all the ops. snip .. big edit.
Support tickets don't... only reports regarding the chatrooms are read by Ops.
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I'm not sure how to get round that, if you send in a report we all check those as soon as we log in so I guess that's the quickest way to get in touch with the first person in.
I'll bring it up though. The other thing would be to post a thread in here but that's not very good for privacy.
I hear what you're saying though. I don't know what to suggest other than say that I'm happy for people to PM me if they have an issue and although I can't speak for everyone else I'd guess they don't mind either. Most of the Ops have an Op name and a username so they get peace when they're not helping out. I chose not to cause I don't really mind people getting in touch either way.
I'll bring it up though. The other thing would be to post a thread in here but that's not very good for privacy.
I hear what you're saying though. I don't know what to suggest other than say that I'm happy for people to PM me if they have an issue and although I can't speak for everyone else I'd guess they don't mind either. Most of the Ops have an Op name and a username so they get peace when they're not helping out. I chose not to cause I don't really mind people getting in touch either way.
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
which one do you send the pm to? whenever i look there arent any showing as online.. if i send a pm to lets say meeko or bambi they could be on holiday for all i know..
i do check this dg.. maybe occasionally someone popping in the ops room and seeing who needs them would be a good idea?
btw ive never seen an op sitting in there waiting to be contacted and dont blame them.
yet while waiting for an op ive seen no end of ordinary users come and go .. i guess hoping im an op ... as the room is showing one person in.
I can't speak for everyone else... but I get email notifications of PMs so generally check them when they come in. I work in an office so am pretty much online all day, just not necessarily logged into SH.
I don't sit in the HOCO either... I use it when I'm dealing with something or if someone needs help but don't pop in there very often. I guess with old chat there used to be a (1) beside the name on the list so we could see if people were in there at a glance and jump in to help. I don't do that any more.
I would say if it was something urgent then your best bet would be to raise a support ticket for Admin to help you.
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Quote by wild rose and the stag
home of the ops,
its no big deal as this is far from an emergency but been asking for two days to speak to someone and as of yet not an op has got in touch..
i think a new system of contacting an op should be looked at as this doesnt seem to work.
Erm... have you tried sending a PM? That's generally how people get in touch with us. The HOCO is only of use to you if one of us is in there when you go in.
Happy to help anytime! :thumbup:
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:welcome:
Waxing is the way foward! Your local beauty salon will help.
Come back and let us know how you got on! :twisted:
Waxing is the way foward! Your local beauty salon will help.
Come back and let us know how you got on! :twisted:
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Quote by Marya_Northeast
I appreciate this is probably not very important to most of you but I really, really, REALLY NEED the roll eyes emote back PLEASE!!!!
The alternative is you get shot of all the people that make me roll my eyes. The decision is yours.
:roll: :roll::giggle:
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Unnecessary mouse movement?! :shock:
Blimey... I think perhaps I've heard it all now! :giggle:
Blimey... I think perhaps I've heard it all now! :giggle:
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Quote by Funlovers2009
From responses so far it sounds like we are really picky!!!
I wouldn't know where to start! :giggle:
My lists are long! :mrgreen:
