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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · West Midlands
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(Or how big some signatures can be.....)Quote by Heaven1970
Dlep or Def LEPpard.....
taken and edited from a previous thread
oi sexy, why aint ur ass been in chat rooms lately, u missed a party at ours last night xxx
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I don't have regular access to the 'net at the moment :cry:
But I am still around (to the regret of many :twisted: )
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Quote by winchwench
I can't believe that Red Dwarf isn't on the list somewhere.
Bloody Smeg heads
He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer reliable as a garden strimmer........
I'm with you there Dlep!
And if anyone can tell me the name of the episode which spawned the line "My penis has escaped, sir" (Kryten) I'll be forever in their debt :thumbup:
It's from the episode "Pete II" in Season 8:
(Upon the revelation that Kryten's artificial penis, Archie, has detached itself and run away)
Kochanski: Kryten, do you realize what this means?
Kryten: No, ma'am.
Kochanski: It means you're a real man!
Kryten: It does? Why?
Kochanski: Because now, like all men, you have absolutely no control over your penis!
Kryten: (beaming) I'm so proud!!!
Kryten: My penis. It must have escaped!
Kochanski: You know, I'm really going to have to get my ears syringed -- do you know what that sounded like to me?
Kryten: I made one.
Kochanski: Forget my ears, maybe my whole brain needs syringing... You made one?
Kryten: Mmm-Hmmm! Out of an old electron board, a loo roll, some sticky-backed plastic and an Action Man's polo-neck jumper!
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I was a member for two years, but the single male membership cost went through the roof. It was also hit and miss as a lot of the uneducated single males did tend to spoil things for everyone else.
If the membership was a reasonable amount, I'd consider going back, but where I live now Chams is far closer, so it would have to be a lot better than it used to be to tempt me back.
If the membership was a reasonable amount, I'd consider going back, but where I live now Chams is far closer, so it would have to be a lot better than it used to be to tempt me back.
Hiya Furby
One way of finding out if someone is on the same wave length as you, is to go to a few Munches and Socials. You get to meet a lot of likeminded people, have a great night and if you find someone you like and get to know well enough to feel comfortable around then you can take it from there. No complications, no awkwardness.
One way of finding out if someone is on the same wave length as you, is to go to a few Munches and Socials. You get to meet a lot of likeminded people, have a great night and if you find someone you like and get to know well enough to feel comfortable around then you can take it from there. No complications, no awkwardness.
An old x reg Mini city. It was red. I loved it even though I had to have:
The electrics completely redone
Both subframes repaired :roll:
A new suspension arm :roll:
And god knows what else for it
People still ask me how the heck I managed to get in and drive it as I'm 6ft 2" tall :lol:
I still miss it :cry:
The electrics completely redone
Both subframes repaired :roll:
A new suspension arm :roll:
And god knows what else for it
People still ask me how the heck I managed to get in and drive it as I'm 6ft 2" tall :lol:
I still miss it :cry:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Well if the ops was paid then it would more than likely put membership prices up to cover cost's then people would probably start to leave or less new people join up.
So despite how hard a job the ops have putting up with all that they have to do for very little return, i would say no to paid.
Apart from maybe a couple more could be needed i think things are good how they are and we should thank them for the time and effort they do put in.
And thats not just the ops, its also the mods, if you seen just 1/2 of the shit the mods n ops have to sort out behind the scenes to make the site better for us all then you would understand.
And nope, before you say it, i don't creep, i have no need to creep, i just have a good idea what really does go on.
Tony
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Electronic tooth brush
Was actually better than a vibe, reached all them places others can't
I'm surprised you have tried one of the various vibrating shavers yet :lol:
Or maybe you have :shock:
She has!
and mobile phones ( my mobile phone )
Tony
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And to look at Shaz, you wouldn't think butter would melt! :giggle:
