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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Electronic tooth brush
Was actually better than a vibe, reached all them places others can't lol

I'm surprised you have tried one of the various vibrating shavers yet lol
Or maybe you have :shock:
Quote by Freckledbird
See, at least 'fancy a shag?' leaves nobody in any doubt as to whether or not you're interested, does it? dunno lol

Don't know - you haven't tried it on me yet lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
They say you always have a hankering fer what yer don't have!
I'll go and get Angelica?
I like redheads, brunettes, blackheads :undecided: - oh and blondes as well.
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Can't you get Clearasil for that?
Tony wink
so they say hadnt helped me tho :giggle:
I don't know.....depends on your view point wink
Quote by Freckledbird
Met Joe Elliott.

I'm soooooooo Jealous! evil
:giggle:
I haven't had a chance to properly look at this site but it seems pretty good biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Planet Earth.
I've watched loads of nature programmes over the years and seen all of David Attenborough's work but this series blew me away.

:thumbup:
Quote by Dawnie
I don't have kids :smug:
bolt

Would you like some?
Just for a couple of hours.........to start with, then the odd weekend lol :lol2: :lol2:
My last gf's kids has put me off them for life.....:shock:
(She had 7 aged between 21 and 3 and 2 grandkids at the time - although she has 3 grandkids now all at the tender age of 40 lol )
Hearing whether I have a job - had a second interview today and should hear something in next couple of days.
I just wish I knew if I did okay sad
lol
Congratulations Grandad and Granny Hell and Heaven :giggle:
biggrin
As another single bloke all I can say is that to be able to meet anyone I've had to be patient.
It's working so far.
As for people who accuse you of being a timewaster or a leper....do you really want to meet such people?
I wouldn't.
I don't have any - Maunly because of the reasons Velvet Lips has said, and secondly I'm a little too shy to take a picture of it redface
Now pictures of my arse is a different matter :giggle:
Quote by rams_cpl
Thanks Try. Hope to be at the next one.
And to everyone I haven't met before - good to meet you all biggrin

And what about the ones you have met before rolleyes rolleyes
That goes without saying - I enjoyed seeing then again....rolleyes
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Thanks Try. Hope to be at the next one.
And to everyone I haven't met before - good to meet you all biggrin
Quote by MrsFC
draw him in PK ...........I think another GFZ is underfoot for the men folk evil
Girlies don ya weaponary and bring them men coming :twisted:
they will only have their telly and beer and pizza and smellie bottoms to comfort them :giggle:
We girlies can have fun and steam up the windows and have fun :twisted: I'm sure beer footie and bottom burps have nooooo attraction confused
I'll be one of the serving wenches tonight wink
anyone else care to join me :twisted:

But I don't like football sad
lol
As FB said - be yourself. You're not just kidding others if you aren't....you're kidding yourself.
You've made a step in the right direction by atleast asking.
Get to know people here and in the Chatroom, and it will get easier.
Good luck biggrin
Quote by Philfuller
Well, I'd be more embarrassed showing other bits! smile

Same here lol
Quote by Abilene
Well the flooding has finally stopped causing me grief so I think I am going to cause some trouble tonight.
:twisted:

Good to see you back! :twisted:
kiss
Quote by jaymar

However, never give me Vodka or Whiskey (I refuse to go anywhere near it anyway, but even so...) I can get nasty - very nasty sad

I have two seperate friends who cannot touch either one of these for exactly the same reason, weird isn't it?
Yes. It's a bonus I can't stand the taste of Whiskey and Vodka anyway lol
I forgot to answer the question rolleyes
I don't drink much - the only time I go out is usually to a Munch or Social. I usually have to drive and don't normally stop over and I never D and D.
However, never give me Vodka or Whiskey (I refuse to go anywhere near it anyway, but even so...) I can get nasty - very nasty sad
Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
chaotic sprout sends her appologies,can't make this do, she gave a reason, I'm sure it was a very good one buggered if I remember..btw sge can't get online atm.
have fun you..
staggy n rose
xx

Managed to get online for a few hours, someone has nicely donated me a laptop with a internet card type thingy.
Thanks for wrats for doing me that favour.
Sorry try2 going to have to pull out, i havent been too well and i think i deserve a break to recover.
Have fun and i hope the night goes well.
Chaosx
:cry:
Get well soon Lil Miss Mandelbrot kiss
Quote by BiWelshMinx
I magically transform into a cross between Tina Turner (singing) and Janet Jackson (dancing)..no really!! :giggle:
Minx (economical with the truth)

I don't know about the above but I know you have a bonecrushing hug wink
Love the Avatar Minxy :inlove:
Before my signature went tits up a while ago I used :borg: in the following:
I've been assimilated by the Munch collective :borg:
To state that I'm a munch addict lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Hi there folks, on certain adverts I see that people are either looking for, or are professionals. Does this mean that they go to work suited and booted, have managerial or executive jobs and don't get their hands dirty or does it mean that they class themselves as professionals in there chosen profession and have reached this position through time, commitment and qualifications.

it means they snobs lol
i was turned down once cause of my job the couples who said they was professional said they only met like people, ask what my hubby did so i told them and he was working in IT at the time and they seemed happy with that asked me what i did so i said i worked in a nursing home and they asked if i was a nurse so i said no im a care worker and they turned me down flat saying they only met people who could hold a conversation :shock: funny thing was id been holding a conversation with them for about a week prior to this and they obviously liked me as they was asking for a meet but cause i only did care work instead of being a nurse they cut me off dead, does it really matter what people do for a living? we not after a relationship or someone to pay our morgage i dont really care if people dont work at all so long as they nice and i get on with them.
Their loss then NN - You can talk for England.....bolt
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It's allowed the real me to be able to come out and be more confident :rascal:
Trouble is....I'm not sure I can put me away again! :shock:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Re the screen saver-you must have a wide-screen monitor :giggle:

I lost my Minxy pic :cry:
Gutted? You bet I am :cry:
But, I'm fairly good at massage. I do need some practice though :rascal:
Any takers? innocent
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Queen, and finally Def Leopard, just to annoy Dollop biggrin
I think i should go back to bed redface

mad mad mad mad mad
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Quote by single_tulip
I would love to put my name on the reserve list...
but I'm moving house (again)
will have to start going to more socials again soon!
hope you all have a good nite... don't miss me too much lol biggrin

Damn it :cry:
Quote by Lost
The Mrs will have a Galaxy and I'll go with a Milky way please - Cosmic oredering see biggrin
rolleyes groan rolleyes
Ok Ok it isn't the funniest reply in the world granted !!!
lol lol lol lol lol lol

I'll settle for a Mars bar.
Settle? Get it? Terraforming?
Okay, okay....bolt
lol
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Gem, could Lairdy and myself be added to the list please!
DirtyGirl should be along shortly to add her name too (she's always running at the coo's tail! innocent)
C'mon DG, there's a thread here for pre drinkies, get a move on girl rolleyes
lol bolt
Fee
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Me??? :shock:
At the coo's tail? :shock:
I know who's tail I'll be on cheeky lady!! :rascal:
Just as well you've got me to remind you about these things huh?! biggrin
OGxx
I take it it wasn't on ya list then? :giggle:
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