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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by kazswallows
Room for two novices?
smile

Two novices?!?! :shock:
Yeah right! :giggle:
Can you add the Dollop to the list please Gem? kiss
The few times I have wine I tend to go for a Red or Rosé....white tastes funny to me lol
Haven't got a clue about a decent Red though lol
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
full english brekki please dollop with lots of milky coffee
errrr mind ur sausage on the hot fat we dont want no accidents

No hot fat?! :shock:
Pity.....wink
*ahem* Right......lol
Quote by MrsFC
Cider for me..... cool Please !

Only Cider? *Sigh*
Barmen never get any fun.....rolleyes
lol
Oh but can you serve up brekkie only in your all together with a pinny :twisted:
You like Sausage then? wink
Quote by MrsFC
Cider for me..... cool Please !

Only Cider? *Sigh*
Barmen never get any fun.....rolleyes
lol
I did say it was my weekend off rolleyes ....but as all the serving Wenches aren't here I'll just have to go with it lol
Right drinks are served.....Anyone want owt while I'm on my feet? lol
Here's one site I found:

And the Google page that I found it from:

Hope that helps! biggrin
Quote by goose35
Im hanging fire till the battle with the rival HDDVD has been resolved you could buy one and have it end up no use like the VHSBetamax war in the 70's
But as you want a playstation anyway you coul;d go with that atleast if HDDVD wins out its still a Playsation

Probably the best thing to do.
Besides the VHS/Betamax war there was more recently the furore about the various formats of DVD/HD rewriters - some formats were mutually compatible (eg a sony might work with an Hitachi, but not with a Goodmans)
In cases like this it's always better to wait. You usually get the better format (ie the one that "Wins"), it'll usually have better/more reliable features.
And above all - it'll be far cheaper lol
Quote by hornyinslough
Thanks for the best wishes.... but be warned, Agent HIS is still on duty Agent Dollop duel

Good. I need to be kept on my toes....wink
Quote by hornyinslough
I'm not sure I believe in cosmic ordering but something has come true that I 'asked for'...
In the thread on swing dating (http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/140811.html), I said that I'd like to meet a swinger with whom I could have a relationship with. I made a subtle change to my profile and at the time it felt like making that change was asking the universe for it - someone had mentioned this 'method' to get what you wanted only the day before so I thought what the hell...
Well I'm now in a relationship with a fellow swinger, it's still early days but I'm very happy. Was it cosmic ordering or just coincidence on the timing? Anyone had something similar happen?
:happy:
<----- off to think about a profile change to win the lottery, erh I mean change my status to 'with someone' wink

I wondered why you've been quiet lately.....sad
But, now I know all I can say is good luck kiss
(And does this mean Agent is retired? :twisted: )
:giggle:
Quote by hisandhers
Dlep ! :giggle:

Dlep where are you- two thirsty women here :giggle:
Thirsty for what? rolleyes
:twisted:
Quote by anais
Now who mentioned nuts? lol

wave
lol
A tip for you, never eat nuts from dish in a pubic bar/place... tests revealed they are at least 11 different urine samples in an open dish confused confused
wave back at ya lol
I only eat nuts from a packet lol
Quote by Jags
Long live the Big Black Dalek

Where's Davros when you really need him? dunno
:giggle:
Quote by Jags
Crisps anyone? lol

Why not? lol
Just don't mention nuts around some of the Moderation staff...:shock:
You talking to me..........................???
confused
lol lol
Noooooo, of course not *gulp*
bolt
Quote by Mal
Crisps anyone? lol

Why not? lol
Just don't mention nuts around some of the Moderation staff...:shock:
Quote by Mal
Ah, but variety is the spice of life!! lol
.........or is that curry powder? dunno :grin:

If it is curry powder, I prefer mine mild lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:giggle: u must get whispers from the same guys as me lol
why do men think cause your on web cam you have to show everyone everything god gave you? surely genuine men after real meets would be more interested in the whole you and a bit of a chat rather that what colour your nipples are and if you shaven dunno but i could be wrong there lol as i said in my last post men who pester you to get naked (in my experiance) arnt after real meets at all just a image to wank over so asking to see me bent over and showing you my 'chocolate starfish' rolleyes will get you nowhere at all with me and yes i know that makes me a crap nymphos :lol2:

Damn....the ilusion is broken :cry:
:giggle:
bolt
awww i'll always make exceptions for special people ;)
That's right rub it in....rolleyes
wink
Quote by Mal
They're always bloody late!! :shock:
Sling us a beer over here and a large packet of Doritos and one of them dippy things - cheers! :cheers: drinkies
Mal
lol

I prefer Pringles, but hey ho lol
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:giggle: u must get whispers from the same guys as me lol
why do men think cause your on web cam you have to show everyone everything god gave you? surely genuine men after real meets would be more interested in the whole you and a bit of a chat rather that what colour your nipples are and if you shaven dunno but i could be wrong there lol as i said in my last post men who pester you to get naked (in my experiance) arnt after real meets at all just a image to wank over so asking to see me bent over and showing you my 'chocolate starfish' rolleyes will get you nowhere at all with me and yes i know that makes me a crap nymphos :lol2:

Damn....the ilusion is broken :cry:
:giggle:
bolt
Right where are the Barmaids then?
About time the women did the serving in here - I've got the weekend off lol
Quote by blueandpink
dare i say i dont like john lennon, beatles or Abba

Earthy!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't be serious????? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Nope - I don't like them either....
wave Corrie and Marya.
Even I've had a few whispers from blokes.....a cursory look at their profile and I find that they are usually Married and straight rolleyes
Are they that desperate for a shag that even I will do? confused
No answers on a bloody postcard please.....:shock: sad
:giggle:
Erm......I was born in '75 and besides an operation when I was 3 I remember nothing of the seventies whatsoever :shock: ......the 80's however.....:giggle:
Quote by Stormwalker
apart from Games Workshop Orcs...

Which? 40k or Fantasy Battle?
(Former Dark Elf and Space Wolf fanatic redface )
Shurrup!
I will not return to the darkside.....I will not....ever.....La La La La la.......
Sisters of Battle look nice don't they? redface
I hadn't been in a GW shop for over 10 years....then I moved to Coventry where there is one and I just had to look inside didn't I? rolleyes
lol
Quote by flower411
I wasn`t attacking you wink ... just making a point ... As it happens ...I have no problem whatsoever with bi curious ....I simply suspect that the term is missused ...and that a lot of people would run a mile if challenged .

I know you wasn't attacking me....and it is a term under abuse.....however, I wouldn't run a mile.....too damn unfit for that.
I'm built for comfort, not speed lol
Quote by winchwench
Pratchett again, I love the "oh God" of hangovers- coz its just the kind of thing I would dream up! lol

Another Pratchett lover......biggrin
:inlove:
lol
Quote by flower411
If it says "bi curious or N/A " yr on a pretty sticky wicket wink

Figures.....but I really am in two minds about everything lol
Truth be known .... I`m a suspicious git and I reckon that a high percentage of the "bi curious" are very straight and just put that cos it makes them sound more swingy !!!
ooops !!! redface is "swingy" a word ?? wink
I can understand that Flower. However, in my defense, I'd usually be willing to prove it (depends on whether I fancy them both or not) lol
And swingy could be a word...just look at some of the words in the Dictionary nowadays rolleyes