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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by flower411
If it says "bi curious or N/A " yr on a pretty sticky wicket wink

Figures.....but I really am in two minds about everything lol
Quote by st3v3
rotflmao Yeah right!! I bet you will get your rod out next!!.... You know how Dawn likes to see your rod wink

I think she likes the tackle shots the best smile
Oi! Stop angling for compliments! rolleyes
lol
Quote by twos_company
anyone know what the little cams in a row are for???
they`re springing up all over round here..
about 3-5 little silver cams on a short lamp post..
please say they not going to be the average speed cams.......

I don't know London very well, but I can think of two possibilites:
It could be for the Congestion charge
Or it could be monitoring the amount of traffic on the roads to (In theory rolleyes ) allow the powers that be make decisions on road management
dunno
I don't know about hunky....but this bloke ain't nearly as shy as he used to be :twisted:




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Quote by gothicpunk
apart from Games Workshop Orcs...

Which? 40k or Fantasy Battle?
(Former Dark Elf and Space Wolf fanatic redface )
Bloody hell! :shock:
Am I too late for this....I should be able to go this time for definite rolleyes
lol
I collect or have collected in the past:
T-shirts (I used to have over 250 with various slogans....but most are now binned as they got old/worn out lol )
Munch badges lol
Forum nicknames rolleyes I seem to have (at last count and I'm not going to list them, it would take too long lol ) atleast 18 variations of my forum name (either spelling mistakes that stick....or a few giving me "pet" names" rolleyes :shock: )
Tattoos - I have 4 at the moment......and I'm getting the itch again. But I'm broke at the moment and the next one I want is gonna cost £300 :cry:
Hobbies:
I'm a Japanophile so nearly anything related (Only dislike Karaoke and Sushi lol )
Films
Reading/writing
Swinging/socialising
Ripping things to pieces to see how they work lol (They sometimes even work again after I put them back together again :giggle: )
Quote by Corrie2007
Put my feet up once as an avatar - never had so many pms :shock:

ohh im going to try that i want pms lol
lol lol lol
Like either of you need to resort to such measures to get PM's ffs.....rolleyes
wink
I'm well known for being in two minds about nearly everything....do I count as a couple? :giggle:
Sorry Cockslut, but I can't make it now :cry:
Please give my place to someone else.
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Okay... so I'm being lazy and I'm sure this has been discussed before but I'd be there all day raking through profiles to find out what's not there! biggrin
Does anyone say in their profile what they're not looking for? dunno
I know there are loads of people who state in their profile that they're not interested in single males but does anyone actually have a list of things they don't want?
I got a PM this morning from a married gentleman and although it was a very polite exchange where I told him I didn't do married men (unless I get to do the wife too obviously!) :rascal: He suggested that he wouldn't have bothered me had I written that in my profile. I explained that I didn't feel the need to write what I don't do in my profile as a simple PM conversation could clarify that. Apparently I'm the boss! lol Couldn't quite work out if that was sarcasm or not! lol
So do people write things they're not interested in to save people wasting their time getting in touch?
EDIT: And what is going on with my sig??! confused

I think that to include everything you do and don't do would A take all day and B as you said leave very little for discussion in PM.
If I put all the things I'd like and dislike it would take forever lol
And the sites been having problems with regards to the sigs lately (hence my rather shorter one lol )
My name is Dlep....and I'm a single male sad
I'm currently in therapy and will soon be a more productive member of Swinging Society lol
However, on a serious note, all of the above is good advice.
I found it best to be myself* and above all honest biggrin
*Which probably explains alot :shock:
Of course there's the sexy German woman Sabine Schmidt on Top gear that once who beat Clarkson's time for driving a Ford Transit around the Nuremberg Ring, when he was driving a Jaguar. :giggle:
To say Clarkson was a little disgruntled is an understatement. lol
Quote by Freckledbird

Oh OK then. :undecided:
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Have my place, I'm off. confused
Not staying to have another Grenache then? wink
Quote by Freckledbird
Since I last posted I've radically downsized my sig - for those that know me well probably realise that I very rarely do this :shock:

Gosh did you have a big signature then Dlep? lol
I did once.....on another site way back in the day......
But I've had therapy since then rolleyes
Quote by Freckledbird
DD, the photo stuff on the site is a bit buggered up at the moment, I seem to remember someone posting about it. Might not be you doing anything wrong at all.

That seems to be the more logical answer thinking about it :doh:
lol
What program did you use to resize it with? Some programs cant resize gifs and keep the animation (it usually either messes up the gif or saves it as a jpeg)
The gif in my sig was shrunk using Photobucket (they have an avatar setting in the edit function)
If you have an account with PB, perhaps using this with the original (if you have it) may work. wink
Since I last posted I've radically downsized my sig - for those that know me well probably realise that I very rarely do this :shock:
Quote by BiWelshMinx

:giggle:

At the risk of sounding like a 70's porn star "My what a big chopper" :giggle:
Quote by Freckledbird
Well I'm serving, Choon is making a mess with wine and everyone else has buggered off!

Excuse me? confused
Shift only just started! smackbottom
Usual then? lol
Quote by westerross
<<<<<Choon squints his eyes - standing in the middle of the room>>>>>>
What happened? I was waiting in the queue behind Mr FB for some head from Binxy......
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I can see I was bypassed in that queue then :cry:
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
How well you know me, Dollop rolleyes

I don't....:cry:
But I'd like to :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Bloody hell Dlep, are we having a party or are they all for me? :shock:

Greedy mare! Pass some over here!
drinkies
That was only the stuff I had lying around in the fridge... lol
If I knew you was coming in.......
I'd have ordered a lot more bolt
:giggle:
Quote by Happy Cats
Whers my drink welsh bint?
lol

rolleyes
Just told you, no MCB's in my bar thank you......smackbottom
OUT!
lol
Quote by Freckledbird
Yep, you can give my back a rub after I've sipped this wine whilst I soak in the jacuzzi.

Well, that would be a first.....People usually tell me I rub them up the wrong way....:shock:
:giggle:
You and me both lol
Oh well, two birds of a feather..... :giggle:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Get behind the bar Minxy and get me a pint!

Oh FGS, who lifted the stone and let Pussy Boy out??
I've just barred him, so he can just crawl back under lol
Quote by Happy Cats
Happy Cat doesnt do insults, but if he did............
lol

Come on....don't break the habit of a lifetime....rolleyes
Quote by Happy Cats
Get behind the bar Minxy and get me a pint!

To quote a particular advert......
YA BARRED!!!
:giggle: