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7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Yep, you can give my back a rub after I've sipped this wine whilst I soak in the jacuzzi.

Well, that would be a first.....People usually tell me I rub them up the wrong way....:shock:
:giggle:

7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Is Live Earth today? And there's a few socials etc., I think.

Live Earth is today (I didn't know until well after Metallica was on it :cry: )
Not sure about the Socials though....
Oh well, I'm sure we can think of something to do....
innocent

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Bloody hell Dlep, are we having a party or are they all for me? :shock:

Why not both? wink

Ooooo why not indeedy? :twisted:
I'm just wondering where all the usual suspects have got to....? confused

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Bloody hell Dlep, are we having a party or are they all for me? :shock:

Why not both? wink

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

And what would Madam like for afters? :giggle:

A real goood shagging if I'm completely honest. But that's highly unlikely as Mr-FB is still treating me like a china doll sad

So I guess it'll be another large glass of White Grenache. biggrin

I'm actually prepared for once.....
wink

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Soooooooooo, who's barman tonight then?

And what would madarm like? lol

Large glass of White Grenache please, for starters. biggrin

And what would Madam like for afters? :giggle:

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Soooooooooo, who's barman tonight then?

And what would madarm like? lol

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by varca
I think a strong bed, and one not likely to give way!!

Like a Pussy Posse Futon you mean?? rotflmao

I wasn't there but I am hoping to repeat the scenario :giggle:
*Quickly puts the tenon saw away*
innocent

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by felixx1416

When someone answers my text my phone will make the noise of the Tardis thurming as the alert!

Oooooo were did you get it from :bounce:
PS jags it's not that scary honest
yes i'm sad i will admit it
Or having the theme tune as the main ringtone on your phone? :smug:

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7 Jul 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I'm here Goosey - might as well have a naked bar woman this week, all the men have buggered off!

I don't really do naked FB, but if you need a hand behind the bar I have this outfit:

:twisted:
:inlove:

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6 Jul 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
Are you in that leather kilt, LP? mmmmmmmmmmmm
There's another cute kilt wearer on this site - I wonder if he might drop in tonight?
Dlep - are you JUST wearing a smile? :shock:
Are you hairy, though?

No, although I'm trying to grow my head hair again rolleyes

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6 Jul 2007

I could have sworn I posted in this GFZ confused

Anyhoo....I don't have a kilt, but I can wear a smile :giggle:

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6 Jul 2007

Quote by gothicpunk
It's just a part of who I am,

Sorry to hack your post up Gothic....but it's the above that says it all for me.

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6 Jul 2007

No comment :gagged:

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5 Jul 2007

Quote by banlwales
Why is it that some normal hetro men suddenly decide that they want to suck and play with another man and have one on one sex ..is it boredom or something else ??

I think it's simple mathematics
Bi = far more chance of a shag.

Yeah....that must be it rolleyes

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4 Jul 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
Oooh it's the Da Vinci Code all over again!
I can't see anything when I do mine - check it out for me would u lilnfil please?
Im excited now

You have the same as Lilnfil Cherrytree biggrin

I have doubts about mine.....Hardly Godlike....More like "Oh god...." :doh:
lol

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4 Jul 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
Ive wondered that too, Ive got a gif that i'd like to have in my sig, but can't suss how to do it.

The link should have at the start and at the end of it.
Should show it then wink

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4 Jul 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I hope she plays her in the Nanna role!

Or the old geezer...
Imagine facing the Daleks?
*Exterminate!*
"How very dare you!"
*You are a slave of the Daleks!*
"Who sir, me sir, NO sir!"
:giggle:

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4 Jul 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Sarkybitch was taken, so I had to settle for Freckledbird.

Nowt wrong with Freckles.....:twisted:

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3 Jul 2007

My old name was a real life nick name. My current one is a reference (and appreviation) to my fave rock Group.
lol

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2 Jul 2007

Quote by Jags
We have another one of those spooky dates again coming up this week!
What would happen if everyone did, thought or said the same thing at
07:07 07/07/07!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: : : : : : :

Dr Who would get better again and save the world from The Master???
:P
I'm wondering if the Master came back, then I wonder if the Rani is around as well?
/geek mode off rolleyes

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2 Jul 2007

Quote by neilinleeds
Aparently, I (also) impressed her with my one-step bra unbuttoning technique.

braggart! i've been practising that for years ((( with a trainer bra, wrapped round a stuffed, fluffy moomintroll, dontcha know? redface

))) and i still can't bluddy do it FFS?
:smug:

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2 Jul 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
:doh:
Dear Lord! Let the boys out to play on their own and look what happens?

I've missed you too kiss

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2 Jul 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
bastards!
abreviate THAT!
lp

Bstds? dunno

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1 Jul 2007

Happy Birthday Lil Tart! :twisted:
kiss

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28 Jun 2007

I deliberately go out of my way to walk under ladders etc. Touch wood I haven't had anything bad happen so far lol

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28 Jun 2007

Quote by Missy
Locked?
Missy's lost her keys! :giggle:

Missy's probably dropped the key down her cleavage :twisted:
You're right :lol2:
Have now got Yale imprinted on both boobs :undecided:
Could be worse....could have been Securicor.....:giggle:

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28 Jun 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
Loopy Pickle Chunks.
i think it's quite sweet actually.

And rather apt kiss

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28 Jun 2007

Quote by winchwench
Better remove the Sig then Dollop- you have been redeemed!

Nah....I'll keep it :giggle:
After all a true gentleman should be gracious in defeat wink

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28 Jun 2007

Quote by winchwench
Spot on :thumbup:
Time to get more obscure....

You're all gonna hate me :giggle: But remember, it did say nearly....

Hairy Potty and the hoarder of the flea Knicks :smug:
:giggle:

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