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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by neilinleeds
So a thanks from me too, to all the people that have often made me not only laugh, but also at times, given me real food for thought :cheers:
bleedin' sycophant!
:P 
oh ok then, if we have to be all fwuffy-wuffy, ta!
Thankyou MaidstoneCouple! a lovely sentiment!
get's even funnier when you dive righht in yer know? ;)though i notice you never said who was the funniest?
*glares*
neil x x x ;)
That'll be me neil.....
Thanks for the comments though MaidstoneCouple, it's nice to see people say something positive about the forums
Quote by Alex_NorthEastTell em how many weetabix though, Alex.
I have to eat breakfast first thing on a morning and also eat regularly during the day otherwise I develop headache and/or migraines.
Weetabix and a cup of tea is my order for brekkie
Alex xx
Can't stand the stuff myself.
The closest I get to breakfast food is maybe peanut butter on toast but at least 2 and half hours after I've got up.
3 - with semi-skimmed milk and no sugar!
Alex xxx
Only 3?
Lightweights.....
Quote by Dawnie
Could be worse Dawnie.....Could be a banana covered in Marmite! :shock:
:scared:
Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
:eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek:
Dollop :kick: :kick: :kick:
My job here is done......:twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
I've just shared my Shreddies with 300 photos I've just authorised. Its a wonder I can still eat anything :eeek:
300? :shock: Off to check that you've authorised them all properly Dawnie. Needs must, and all that :twisted:
Breakfast for me is a banana and a yogurt usually, unless I've worked up an appetite the night before
I have terrible visions in my head about eating a banana while authorising pictures :eeek:
Could be worse Dawnie.....Could be a banana covered in Marmite! :shock:
:scared:
Quote by winchwench
I was 42 before I had the courage to show my Mum my tattoo :shock:
My mums seen mine in 2005
& yes I got a right ear full
See saw my nipple ring last year (she came with us to the beach :doh
I just wished the Bajan sand would swallow me whole! Heaven please put me in a coffin before she sees anything else!!!
:karaoke: Ring Ring......why don't you give me a call....:karaoke:
I'm sure she'd be fine with it hubby, she knows you're a prince among men......:giggle:
I have one tat- and I'd love to get another.
I remember vividly the artist saying "this will be the worst bit" and me thinking "is that it? peice of p*ss!" But I do accept that it hurts more in bony places. However, I have no bony places! Everything is covered in an inch or so of flesh
But what a lovely inch....:twisted:
Quote by Kiss
I quite enjoyed the feeling of have my tattoos done. Pain, but good pain.
Yes
My last one felt so good I staggered up the street and was stopped by a Policeman because he thought I had been taking things I shouldnt have been! :shock:
When he saw the tattoo, (and the fact I was able to answer his questions clearly), he let me go on my way
Quote by rams_cpl
Hi cockslut...
Never been to a Derby social before, so would i be classed as a "newbie"?
Are there any volunteers to hold my hand if i come along for the first time?
Please can you add me to the list..
RWL
xx
Meeeeeee Meeeeeeee ill hold your hand
Tart
Your so dead Dlep when i get my hands on you
Dead man Walkin'
Which part of my signature don't ya understand? :giggle:
Quote by Mallock2006
As a single male who doesn't look like Brad Pitt, I now think it is a waste of time replying to adverts - just too much competition!!
Well they wont come to you....
Only other way is to chat to people and get to know them ....
This is what I find works best - the chat room. I've gotten to know so many people, not just within the confines of the Midlands Room on Server 3, but from all over. If people want to meet me one to one, or come over to talk to me in person at a Munch/Social as a result of chatting then that's great.
I have tried replying to adverts, but in the grand scheme of things realise that single women and couples just have far too many responses to their adverts to expect a reply to mine.
