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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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I'm not going to say too much. I'm known for having long sig's :shock:
However, the sig represents me to a lesser or greater degree. If people find it amusing - fine. If they don't then I apologise in advance lol
Quote by Marya_Northeast
How do you know I haven't already made a start on that list? wink
So, Chat Ops ... are you over-whelmed with complaints about people abusing the chatrooms? Do you want mroe people to put in reports of such behaviour? How sick is the feeling in your tummy when you see my name in your inbox?
lol

When I was a chat Op, I used to get a few complaints. They would be passed over to Admin/Mods as appropriate (unless I was able to deal with it myself), usually after to getting as much info as possible.
I would think that the Op's would prefer people to report such behaviour, as every incident that goes unreported just encourages others to act the same way.
And the only way to find out if I get a sick feeling in my stomach at the sight of your name in my inbox, is to be in my inbox lol
Quote by flower411
If this happens, it may mean you are already in the room !! :shock:
This happened to me a few weeks back. I think there is a thread in here somewhere.
Bilko had to go into the room and kick the "other" me out before I could get back in.
It`s worth asking around, there were probably people talking to you who thought you a bit rude for not answering back. biggrin

Thanks flower - I hadn't considered that possibility. It was just as I was able to get in other rooms I couldnt understand why that one wouldnt let me in lol
Quote by Dawnie
My plan worked :twisted: {insert evil laugh}

I'd like to insert somat - and it wouldn't be an evil laugh! rolleyes
:twisted:
:rascal:
I sometimes have OCD - certain things, once I start I HAVE to finish. Otherwise it drives me up he wall.....:shock:
I've tried getting into the Mids room on server 3 all night.....the room isn't full (as it starts to load the room), but it just "whites out", after which I have to reset and wait five+ minutes to try again only to get the same thing!
I've tried EVERY other room on all 3 servers, but the Mids one won't let me in.
Just feckin' typical rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
6. I can belly dance wink

Busily plans the entertainment for the next PP :small-print:
lol
No way!!!!! smackbottom
Agent Goose! Report to me for your first field assignment! :giggle:
Quote by Mr-Powers
Has Pololady been kidnapped and replaced by a doppelganger?
I only ask because she has become so serious of late. What has happened to the humorous insights, into such matters as the rights of the Y-front. Has Pololady had her humour removed, is there a scar on her elbow.

I am still deciding whether I should be offended by this – you’ll be the first to know when I have decided! :twisted:
In cyberspace....no one can hear you scream!
Yes they can.....it's just the screams are muffled by white noise lol
As I've said to her in the chat room - She won't be able to get anywhere near the mids. I'm blocking the M1, the A42/M42....in fact every last damn road in and out of the mids.
:twisted:
bolt
Quote by Kiss
9) I have to have the TV volume on an even number.

I have to have my hifi volume like that too! :shock:
Mine:
1 I hate odd numbers (except Threesomes :rascal: )
2 I've been going grey since I was 16
3 I'm almost deaf in my right ear and my left is slightly deaf.
4 I am the tallest person (6ft2") in my entire family (on Maternal and Paternal sides)
5 I've never been on a Rollercoster (I want to, but I'd have to take my glasses off, so I'd have to get some contact lenses for the day I go on one so I can see everything that happens lol )
6 I've been on television twice (Midlands today, and Sky Sports 3)
7 I'm a total Munch and Social Whore - I recently went to my 25th a couple of weeks ago :shock:
8 I hate high temperatures - if the weather reaches over 20 degrees I get sluggish and either fall asleep or get very irritable lol
9 I'm extraordinarily Clumsy, but I haven't broken any bones....yet lol
10 I have 4 tattoo's and want atleast 2 - 3 more
Quote by 36openminded
According to the test I'm Spiderman, but in the Villain test (there's a link on the webpage) I'm Venom! :shock:
lol

I'm Spiderman too (90%) - perhaps all members of the LAPP are spidermen?
Perhaps...there's been enough versions of Spiderman in the comic to go round lol
According to the test I'm Spiderman, but in the Villain test (there's a link on the webpage) I'm Venom! :shock:
lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooooh! Are there cock shots in abundance? rolleyes

Most have no pics - in fact one advert I saw literally had random gibberish (such as ssasdasrasdfsdgsajgsg) in it! :shock:
dunno
I've spent the last 18 months de programing myself about certain acceptable "Norms" - Still a way to go but getting there wink
Quote by meat2pleaseu
bugger! s'pose it had to happen sooner or later? confused
ok, i admit it . . . for some time now i have been claiming to be 38ish. previously it was 37ish. before that it was 36ish, or even 35ish. i was never intentionally misleading. just that the "naaaww . . . you can't be a day over 25 neil" thing got to be kind of addictive. i admit it went to my head. i thought i could handle it.
i must now admit that i am in fact 25, and have been all along, in my head! 38 looking 25 is sooooo much better than 25 looking 38 though, i'm sure you'll agree? confused
neil x x x ;)

I thought you were going to admit you secretly wanted to be a Dalek wink
(OK, there's a lot of very confused people who've not met Nellie yet wandering WTF i'm on about now)
:giggle:
Go and see the Doctor Meaty...you're delierious
rolleyes
lol
Quote by serps
I'd better put my name down before it fills up this time lol
Thanks biggrin

will make a change from him filling up having blown slayer out lol
mad
smackbottom
You won't let that rest will you?
Lanky git!
lol
Quote by Sarah
hiya cock, can naughtynymphos and I get on the list please
pwetty pwetty pwease lol

Make sure you both come as I want to see the new NN :P :P :P
kiss
Don't be fooled - although she looks even better than ever, inside she's still the old NN wink
Quote by Sarah
Dawnie
You leave Mal alone or I'll set one of those superheros on you!! lol

Can I have the one who makes big erections please? :twisted:
I take it you like Skyscrapers then? rolleyes
No, she is after a scaffolder erector!! lol
She should start with using Meccano and work up then lol
Quote by sleazy
hiya cock, can naughtynymphos and I get on the list please
pwetty pwetty pwease lol

I'd better get my repertois of witty retorts ready then Sleazy lol
Quote by poshkate
I dont have any in my house either, its just wrong, very wrong

me neither :thumbup:
Same here - They ought to ban the feckin' stuff rolleyes
Quote by Freckledbird
Dawnie
You leave Mal alone or I'll set one of those superheros on you!! lol

Can I have the one who makes big erections please? :twisted:
I take it you like Skyscrapers then? rolleyes
I'd better put my name down before it fills up this time lol
Thanks biggrin
I'm late again (only just got up after not sleeping for 3 days :shock: ). Thank you very much to the Cocksluts for allowing me to go at very short notice.
It's great to finally meet a few people.
I hope to meet even more next time biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Chat Server 3
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
might it be dean dunno

surely even Dean cant cock up that bad.......can he? :confused:
I reckon so NN....after all "It's only kinky the first time"
lol
Quote by neilinleeds
i blame deancannock every time i click a profile and then find i have to log into swinging heaven again cos ive been secretly logged out

oooohhhh! so that's what it is? definitely dean's fault! evil
can i blame dean for global warming? greenhouse gasses and bovine flatulence my arse! the sun is burning hotter than it has for a 1000 years! :shock:
personally, i blame dean! rolleyes
tinkering with the internal workings of a perfectly good star, in some stupid, nerdy quest for some kind of accelerated fusion reaction at it's core is just showing off? it's not big, and it's not clever! mad
he's NOT a nuclear physicist, he's a very naughty boy! evil
neil x x x ;)
:laughabove:
You're back on form Neil lol
Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
Damn it...I didn't realise this was being organised until a couple of days ago....if there is space could you fit me in? lol
I know the list is closed, but even so lol

Dollop where have you been!!! Wake up next time!
Anyways, One sleep to go and were all excited.
oowwwwwwwwwwwwww would you like a biscuit!
Remember who you're talking to....asleep is the default state for me lol
Damn it...I didn't realise this was being organised until a couple of days ago....if there is space could you fit me in? lol
I know the list is closed, but even so lol
I've never tried it...and it'll be a cold day in hell and over my dead body before it gets tried on me! :shock: