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Dlep
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
0 miles · West Midlands

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Quote by Sassy-Seren

I vow to make you release all the POW's you have Sassy....mark my words....:twisted:
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On yer bike, poodle-rock boy poke
:boxing: flipa duel :sparring:
:giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Psst...fancy joing the LAPP....wink
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You're kidding??! She won't let me!!!! :shock:
Know your place! smackbottom
and while you're down there 69position
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I vow to make you release all the POW's you have Sassy....mark my words....:twisted:
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Quote by Daihappy

Psst...fancy joing the LAPP....wink
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You're kidding??! She won't let me!!!! :shock:
Another soul lost then.... sad

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Quote by Daihappy
Hi everyone and thanks for the lovely welcome. I'm really looking forward to meeting some of you at the social next month.
I wanted to volunteer for the slave auction but Sassy said I'm HER bitch for the weekend confused
Dai xx

Psst...fancy joing the LAPP....wink
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Quote by lilacgem

see which superhero you are most like (but dont post the answer rolleyes )
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Also has a link to the Super Villain quiz....
I did both...the Hero and Villain are the exact opposites! :shock:
Figures lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
smackbottom

When you next see me.....I'll let ya wink
Congrats Sassy! kiss
DaiHappy....better watch her.....:shock:
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lol
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For me, Non-Swingers or Vanilla's (what ever you want to call them)won't ever be willing to accept another lifestyle unless you just give them the facts and let them make their own minds up. To try to badger them into accepting the Swinging lifestyle through any other means just won't work. (and I'm not saying that anyone here is trying to do such a thing - I'm just saying that some people do....)
There is one of me! (sort of) :shock:
Def Leppard! :shock:
If ya reading this wave
Quote by winchwench
why is there a 'yes' option?

Purely in the interest of fairness- didn't want it to look like a rigged poll! :giggle:
Actually, would they have to make a "paris proof cell" to stop her just walking sideways through the bars? confused
Mind you, she'd get her ego stuck rolleyes
To combat that, she would be put in a cell with a Glass door. That way the guards could stand there and laugh when the silly woman can't work out why she can't escape.....:giggle:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I blame Dean for NN having such a fantastic new Avatar! :inlove:

hey that was my hard work hes not having the credit for that poke
Fair enough - I blame Dean for not telling me NN is looking even better than ever then! lol
I blame Dean for NN having such a fantastic new Avatar! :inlove:
Whoever did it should have this in their sig......

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I love the new one Pest kiss
But, I am gonna miss the old one.....sad
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Quote by Ian
Travelling along at a leisurly drive on the A66,

But there aint no doggin sites there dunno
You pair lost again
Maybe you were looking for "A69"?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Or the M69 :giggle:
I'd be wary Dave...very wary :scared:
Quote by Sgt Bilko

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

I knew there was something dodgy about you Sarge.... confused
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Quote by Sarah
OK Dlep
You sort it out and we will come and drink it!
I would also like a diet cola please. lol

I don't have that evil stuff in the house! mad
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Quote by Sarah
Dlep
What did you buy us all for breakfast?? lol

Breakfast?
Wtf is that? dunno
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So you never gave us a thought then?? lol
Well I hope you have got the beers in for tonight lol
I rarely drink....but I'm sure I can sort something out lol
Quote by Sarah
Dlep
What did you buy us all for breakfast?? lol

Breakfast?
Wtf is that? dunno
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Because I've been feeling a little crappy this week (bad back etc...), I've just got back from Asda - Jaffa cakes, a big bar of Fruit and Nut, some pizza's and two tubs of Haagen Daa's ice cream (caramel and Strawberry Cheesecake....)
Anybody wanna join me? :rascal:
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Quote by Freckledbird

What would you like? lol

Now there's a leading question! lol
Well, lead then :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird

Allow me to top you up....

Thank you kiss
Now then, where's that naked barman? He buggered off ages ago and this jacuzzi's getting cold.
Oh Willllll, wherefore art thou?
He's giving Romeo his lines....:giggle:
What would you like? lol
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Come on ladies if your man is hot and a D.I.L.F. get him posted out here for us all to see and know about.

Ooooh I own one of these! biggrin :twisted:
Fee
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Funnily enough me too! :rascal:
OGxxx
And has he got you so shaken that you can't spell? lol
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
Come on ladies if your man is hot and a D.I.L.F. get him posted out here for us all to see and know about.

Ooooh I own one of these! biggrin :twisted:
Fee
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Ooo! A yummy M.I.L.F :twisted:
D.I.L.F's? :shock:
What about F.I.L.F's (fathers I'd like to ***)? Sounds well....dirtier :twisted:
And, no I'm not a dad...lol