Quote by DawnieI think I just wet my pants
Well, if you will insist in showering with them on....
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by willxx69
Then how about a stiff one Earthy? I meant a drink, of course :giggle:
But then, seeing as it's your birthday
:twisted:
I had better get the drinks loaded up and warm up my hands ready for FB, who is bound to be along soon :twisted:, pour myself a large drink and then phone the garage who were supposed to be delivering my new car today and have so far failed miserably.
Will slips into his naked bartender outfit and waits for the girlies to arrive :twisted:
You beat me to it Will
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm asking this here, its a little off topic o i apoligise but...
Scrambled eggs....how does everyone cook them?...i'm told my microwave method is wrong
It's sick and wrong! The eggs come out like rubber and taste awful
There's no easy way to clean a scramled egg pan( tried every way and they don't work
) but it's well worth doing it the right way 
Try it with grated cheese and spring onion on top
Same way as I clean a George Foreman grill.....while it's till warm (or hot), get a sponge (like the ones with a scourer on the otherside) wet it and wipe it off!
Easy!
Quote by RedHot
Thanks for that. But what actually happens when you are kicked?
The screen greys out and you may lose your connection. Or you may get booted into another room.
However, if you are getting the screen drop out and go blank/grey on a regular basis, it may not be because you are being kicked - you may be losing your connection at your own end somewhere.
TJ
I used to get this problem when I was using a wireless connection. Sometimes the signal strength would get so low that the chat room would assume I'm not "there" anymore and I would be kicked.
The best thing to do would be the following:
Ensure that, if you are using a laptop that there is enough air circulation around it. As stupid as it sounds a built in wireless card in a laptop gets very hot and usually malfunctions (it starts working again when it cools down).
If you are using a desktop with wireless, ensure that the wireless transmitter and the receiever attached to the computer are away from large metallic objects (like radiators) as that can cause problems too.
If the above is not applicable look at your browser. I.E. is renowned for having difficulty with chatroom (especially Java based ones). Try loading SH and the chatroom with Firefox instead.
If that isn't the problem, it could be your service provider. I used to have Wannado (now Orange broadband) and I had no end of problems.
Other than that it could be:
You have other memory hungry programs running in the background (such as Limewire) or MSN messenger (which is a selfish program - it seems to hate other programs running at the same time as it
)Hope that helps a bit
Quote by mazandden
Not one single person has been round and campaigned in our area...
Years ago there used to be a knock at the door every half hour during local elections....
It seems even the politicians have lost interest...
You live in the wrong area!
We are inundated with them! our doormat is full of election campaign leaflets- it's driving me nuts, avery day there are at least 5 new leaflets!
Actually, Malcolm chisolm came and did the rounds recently, had a good long chat with me, after me telling him about the lack of recycling for our flats, 2 days later the whole street was supplied with bins for all the flats, i also chatted to him about various things regarding the hospital i work at, so he arranged a visit for the chairman to com and address issues with staff!
I also complained about crazy 'traffic calming measures' near our street, and he wrote me a letter detailing all the above, plus he would have someone look in to it as it wasnt his remit!
I have to say i was very impressed, and it was a good while before elections, so he didn't appear just to be hankering after a vote like all the other pamphleters have been!!!!
maz xx
Blimey maz !!! He liked you !!!
It wasn`t ya vote he was hankering after !!
What then? More cups of mazzzas special brew? pizza?...........
I think a lot of Blokes would like to try that....some ladies too I don't doubt
Where I used to live, they have had fortnightly collections for some time (atleast 6 months). In addition to that the Council in their "wisdom" have decided that if people don't use the blue boxes for recycling then the black bin that the household in question has will be replaced with a bin 25% smaller.
SO this means that a family has to compress 2 weeks rubbish in one bin. If the blue recycling bins are full they have nowhere else to put recyclable material (the amount of Bottle banks etc have also fallen too, and those that still exist don't get emptied enough), and are then punished by getting a smaller bin.
And if that wasn't a kick in the fork the Council tax was increased twice - because although the collection times was reduced to twice a month, it's "still far too costly to have a weekly service".
So my former town is charged more and gets less!
SO this means that a family has to compress 2 weeks rubbish in one bin. If the blue recycling bins are full they have nowhere else to put recyclable material (the amount of Bottle banks etc have also fallen too, and those that still exist don't get emptied enough), and are then punished by getting a smaller bin.
And if that wasn't a kick in the fork the Council tax was increased twice - because although the collection times was reduced to twice a month, it's "still far too costly to have a weekly service".
So my former town is charged more and gets less!
It's rather a confused area. There are clubs there, but mainly full of the "Beautiful people" attitude. The clubs are not the same as ones over here either. However, this list I found on Google may help. Also look at the tourist information centre on Fifth avenue (I can't remember exactly where it is...I think it's about half way down...) Some of the magazines given out there (free) have adverts for various clubs in the NYC area.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:giggle: As soon as I saw this I knew I had to slightly edit it... to tell the truth!
redpantherman secretly stole your credit card number and charged $5000 worth of online ostrich porn to Sassy-Seren's account.
So it was YOU!
I was blaming my 16 year old It's only Ostrich porn....no need to stick your head in the sand is there?
:giggle:
Quote by redpantherman
Ok, so I just kept going until I got something interesting
"winchwench is a secret hardcore alcoholic, and at this very moment is fantasizing about going down on a bottle of Blue Nun." :shock:
Sooooo... I guess that will make a change from the standard Lucozade bottle then? :giggle:I offered her a Pint of Tizer in the GFZ.....so you could be right!
Quote by angieyorkshire
not working now
And when is the online/offline thingy going to work again?
Kind of a give away when you are looking at a person's profile you are chatting with in chat room and it says they are offline
I've often clicked my my name on the main page so that I can access my posts (it's sometimes easier to do this as I often forget which threads I've posted in and use "view posts by this user"
) and it usually says I'm OFFLINE! :shock: Quote by buckingfabe
Now the single pretending to be a couple is quite straight forward to test - speak to both parties... but how do you tell if someone is really single?
How about when they give you their msn id and then their wife comes on demanding to know who the hell you are?
I can't answer that one
When they are definitely single but strangely enough can never accommodate?
When you either live with a non swinger (who knows what you do, but you feel bad about having meets in the flat you share...), or when you have no choice but to move back home for a while due to not having anywhere else to stay....
When a woman answers their phone calls?
My former flatmates gf was a pain in the arse for this....short of taking your phone with you everywhere (and I mean everywhere! :shock: ), I ended up telling her to feck off and I put a password on it (She was the nosiest person I have ever known....
)When they can't possibly give you their landline number?
If you use cable for internet (like the former NTL, or in my case a telephone line but you have no actual phone cos flatmate didnt want one
)When they can't make evening or weekend meets?
Some people work shifts and/or have to cover weekends on call :cry:
But in the end pololady you are quite right ... its intuition and a 6th sense that I end up relying on.
